Need gains fast

Guys i need some fast gains within the next month or two, Im 5’6”, 240lb and im new to exercise. What can i do to get some fast gains in two months??

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READ

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HEY FATTY

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STOP EATING NOW.

STICKY

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You need something sustainable. Eat at like a 500 calorie deficit, do cardio, lift. Anything too extreme will probably just have you burn out and feel like shit.

>5 minutes in and failed already
Mfw

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Sounds really hard. Anything easier?

>Wanna get fit
>Don't wanna get fit

U wot

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no faggot thats the mentality that got you fat in the first place
>keto diet
>intermittent fasting
>lift heavy objects
tried and true method for fat to fit

Yeah but... thats a lot of work

There's the surefire method of a quick 2 months in jail. Go slap a booty on the subway and in 2 months you'll look better than ever

Unironically SS + GOMAD. In 2 months your bench will be ~100lbs stronger, your squat ~200lbs stronger, your deadlift ~250lbs stronger, and your OHP ~75lbs stronger.

You really are dumb arent you. Im looking for serious suggestions here!!!!

READ THE FUCKING STICKY YOU FAT RETARD.

Gtfo I already gave you the easy way. Stay fat you fucking used up wad of bubblebum.

Sorry you're already being posted on leddit for everyone to laugh at

Im not fat you imbecile. Usually i believe that sticks and stones will break my bones but words never hurt... but now youre making me pissed off. Anyway so yeah im not fat?? Im just differently abled....gosh now please get off my thread so i can get some real suggestions

fuck you youre not the real jeff

Ever hesr of vpn?? Loooser

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Any subs I'm missing?

2/10 you had me going for like two posts but you blew your load early

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How to get like this

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Seriously.
Go to porn socket and search for horse

shit i thought i was on redtube
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