>That 30 year old that doesn't channel an animal spirit at the gym
What animal's power do you call upon to finish your sets?
>That 30 year old that doesn't channel an animal spirit at the gym
What animal's power do you call upon to finish your sets?
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why does that dog look so weird?
>that 30 year old probably has archetypal dreams of being chased by his spirit animal
The bear.
>finish this shit so you can go stuff your fat face and hibernate
I don't have to, I was born a Leo.
bah, I didnt spec feral, I spec'd moonkin :D
>Calling all Big Cat bros
The top predator of the Ocean, and maybe on Earth
MC Ride
I had a dream about a stag with some huge-ass antlers so I guess that.
Not known for its lifting prowess but the fucker sure was majestic.
God
highest test levels in the world
This meme is getting out of hand
>Not being the bloatloard
Hippos are literal autists
You mean chads?
haha epic post my man, where is the like/upvote button on this site?
Rich Pianoman is unironically my totem spirit-guide.
Checked
epic!
The human
>apex predator
>conquers the globe
>literal gods of the animal kingdom
>so alpha we don't even let the bounds of this world stop our conquest
Step aside peasants.
For me it's man's best friend. The animal who's always been with us and would die for us.
>only one spirit animal
get on my level plebs
Bear
>omnivore
>gets plenty of sleep
>eats vegans
this and always this
XD
The human?
>channel an animal spirit at the gym
God you faggots are autistic
the mighty possum
ROFL
>that guy at the gym who tries to channel the Chad but ends up channeling the Virgin by accident
>2018
>not channeling the ant, capable of lifting 10x its body weight
Never gonna make it
Anyone who doesn't channel the noble tardigrade will never make it
>tfw can't really use my spirit animal because its core strength is its agility and speed
Fucking love Cheetas
These shits always scares me
Does it cuck white sharks?
WFT!?
Top kek
this might sound autistic as fuck but ever since I have seen that neat Tiger pic in which it looks like it's about to pounce at any given moment, I have been thinking about looking like a Tiger every time I do my push ups
ourcat?
Since I'm a manlet.
>not channeling the spirit of BLOATMAXXING
stay twinklet
Noice, was about to post this
grrrr!
Two words:
Hella Fr*ckn Epic
Lmao Does This Heckin Woofer Have Autism? I Just Booped This Doggos Nose
DYEL detected
Is that wolf a dwarf? it looks like a corgi
I feel great affinity with the warthog.
>short
>bristly hair
>high cheekbones
>kinda fuckin ugly
Please be saying this ironically
sometimes when I'm driving to the gym I just shout fake death grips lyrics in my best MC ride voice. when I'm not a twink I'll shout it when I'm lifting.
They hunt in groups though
kek
I call upon the mighty proto-indoeuropean boar.
>Believing in the starjew
even if that shit actually meant anything, you aren't even actually a leo
The best animal in the world!
Cool and based, also not cliche like bear and tiger
and he will come back an even greater penguin
C U T E
>not channeling the tortoise for slow and steady gains
ISHYGDDT
What did he mean by this?
No need for irony with all the lulz to be had here friend!
>not channelling your own pet into your workout to hit a PR every day
>Channeling a pussy
Bear, because that's how the gf calls me
t. Dyel by Jow Forums standards
>that guy who wears a toupe to the gym
lmao we can all see it
so many questions that pop up from this picture.
Kekd
Fuck you my cat brings me home decapitated bunnies
pics or it didn't happen
You're supposed to channel the biggest animal that you can deadlift: whatanimaldoyoulift.herokuapp.com
>tfw 3plaet sloth bear
that's pretty funny
Toxo kills gains
Hippos have like 4% bodyfat. They just have thick skin and a lot of gut. They are super muscular.
Hey no cussing please.
Lol me screencap Ex Dee
It's good to have friends and allies on your side
>not channelling the most majestic predatory bird
it's like you guys don't wanna make it
Ironically IRL Great Whites cuck them
>needs to be surrounded by other chads
definitely apex
>Sharkcucks btfo
top beb
>he doesn't attack the weights
I call upon my Guerrero jaguar ancestors for those last few reps
>gets shot by a Spaniard and dies of smallpox a few days later
>What animal's power do you call upon to finish your sets?
Easy.
Tom Cruise.
I call unto the spirit of the hook-nosed penny vulture.
is that Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now?
it's the new the witcher live action movie
This is the only correct answer.
wat up
nice triceps
>channelling the Jaguar spirit for that extra test boost
man of taste
>Picture is of a male figure
>with hair
Have you seen Apocalypse Now? You must be thinking of a different actor.