Sister, parents, uncles and aunts, and cousins just made fun of me for being a the only virgin in the entire family

>Sister, parents, uncles and aunts, and cousins just made fun of me for being a the only virgin in the entire family

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Kill them all, it's the only way.

how do they know? you could just say that you did have sex, if you told them yourself it's your own fault

Leave them. You don't need them.

Ask one of them if they are willing to have hardcore anal sex with you
if they refuse,tell em to stick their nose in a business they CAN help you with

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>you could just say that you did have sex,

They're normies

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Remind them of The Gentleman Elliot Rodgers and what happens when you fuck with a man like him.

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Can you post source?

Yeah they probably could smell the virginity of you. Most normies can smell it.

i smelled your arsehole m8

Meme bullshit.

thanks for using virgin instead of incel like those posers have been lately.

just be yourself, it'll happen in time with the right person.

Why would Kek deceive us like this?

>thanks for not using a meme
>uses 'just bee urself'

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>just b original urself bruh

I wasnt trying to be rude. if user seems nervous or upright about it they could probably tell. You'd be surprised how well they can tell.

Kek isnt deceiving you. Perhaps, just maybe, Kek is offering some kektastic advice.

Kek mocks normie memes too ya know

Bad bot, no hurting ppl

bee yourself is a great meme, I'm not thanking OP for not using memes but for not using this stupid forced bastardization of language

>Yeah they probably could smell the virginity of you. Most normies can smell it.
Something like that. I told a normie at work once that I have a girlfriend, and he instantly believed me (meaning he didn't think i was a lying virgin), but his first reaction was to ask "is she fat?"

And in fact.. my girlfriend is fat..

I don't know if i should be happy that he doesn't think i'm so pathetic that i can't get a girlfriend, or to be depressed that he thinks i 'm so pathetic i can only get a fat girlfriend

I always like pictures like these

It reminds me that real people have sex, like woah, that's pretty hot

>Normies shaming people for their lack of sexual sucess

That is not what gets me bitter, what grinds my gears are the absolute amount of shitheads on the internet that keep saying "But seriously dude, there is nothing wrong with being a virgin XDXD" just to disprove and to ease off robots, yet no one irl thinks that way being a virgin is still the but of all jokes

Oh I remember the series in op. The guy did another shoot with a blonde too.