What are the best exercises to work out your tongue muscle?

BEGONE THOT

>ctrl+f
>”the ol’ lickaroo”
>0 results
Jow Forums is dead

Thanks brah

I saw her take 5 niggers at once.

Unfortunately, she’s been blacked. Move along guys.

I am disappoint

Licking pussy

Mewing

>get here an hour after you
>ctrl+f "the ol' lickaroo"
>find your post
>Jow Forums is not dead cuz ctrl+f returned 1 result
>next guy who ctrl+f's will see two results
>Jow Forums is thriving

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The only flattering WEBM of Larkin out there. Everything else makes her look like an SJW hambeast and I just can't fap to that.

>derr i got here 1 week ago via alien blue oh boy how times have changed im an oldfag

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mommy

I fucking love swallowing girls' spit

Great at sucking dick.

she holds up a sign that says ">that 30yo that goes to the gym lol" fucking bitch.

I AM IMMUNE TO THE TEMPTATION OF THE FLESH

I would rape her

Spit swapping is totally underrated. My ol fuck buddy was riding me one time then started sucking on my tongue sloppy bj style with her saliva going into my mouth. I miss that bitch.

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kiss until failure

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Sounds good. You might enjoy this:

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ac1bc8bf3ed9

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i appreciate the gesture but i'm 10 days into nofap/noporn and going strong

She has a very clean tongue. Color me impressed.

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this.

she was the only good porno Power Girl cosplayer

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This makes me want to suck dick for some weird reason.

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Fair enough; I should probably do another attempt soon
She's a pro

What is with the thirsty loser cunts around here and dykes snogging?

Well personally I've got a bit of a spit fetish, not like being spit on, but just lots of saliva, sloppy head, that sorta shit. That being said, I'm no homo so I've got no interest in watching a dude mackin.

Two chicks making out is hot anyway man, are you fucking gay?

>That being said, I'm no homo so I've got no interest in watching a dude mackin.
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph574949b8626d2

Obvious LARPing loser cunt with a thirst induced case of lesbianism or dyke.

Learning how to double-tongue on a woodwind instrument.

>it works

>hot thot
>doesn't do anal

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They're not dykes. They're straight girls doing shit to get a guy turned on. Have you never had a threesome?

>getting into it
>her Smosh cosplaying boyfriend fills me with rage when I see his stupid face

Yes.
They were two women who were doing stuff with me, not each other.

Those are in fact two dykes doing stuff with each other.

And a lot of dykes will pull the "LOL THREESOMES ARE TOTES HOT" thing to try and get some pussy. All men with two braincells to rub together have peeped that game and shut that shit down completely.

Hell no one even talks about threesomes on Jow Forums or even entertains the idea of banging bi chicks after that one fake story written by that gay chick got around.

What are you some kind of faggot ?

No, she's just trying to get the attention of men who ignored it and actual women who were skeeved out.

most would call that being a faggot

Why the fuck would I bang a bi chick
I'm just talking about threesomes dude
Threesomes with two straight chicks who make out cus it's hot

This isn't /s/ lezanon.
You can stop pretending to be a totally straight Chad.

Nofap day 30 and not gonna lie this is probably the hottest thing ive seen in my life

>lot of dykes will pull the "LOL THREESOMES ARE TOTES HOT" thing to try and get some pussy.
You fucking brainlet, lesbians do not have to initiate a fucking threesome to get pussy

>two straight chicks
Very few chicks are straight, you should know that user

>You fucking brainlet, lesbians do not have to initiate a fucking threesome to get pussy
Yeah, but they get sick of banging the same used up dykes over and over again and push the "sisterhood" and "kissing girls is totes hot right guys" and "Threesomes are awesome and hot" thing to get more access to pussy.
Men have seen through it and a lot of women know their tricks.

>
>>two straight chicks
>Very few chicks are straight, you should know that user
No dyke user.
Basically all women except for the dykes and the easy lays/screwed up chicks that call themselves bi are straight.
People like you have desperately tried to use the fact that women are naturally turned on by any act of sexuality and fear and rage and are just turned on by nothing at all due to hormones and tried to manipulate them into bisexuality and full on lesbianism and even transexualism.

Many women are starting to see that for what it is, and a lot of female pop diva's and shows that tried to normalize lesbianism are completely fucked in terms of popularity with everyone.
And have even done the whole "phase" and actually bi or straight but was manipulated thing to try and pull male attention.
It's pathetic actually.

Well I have just proved to at least myself that not showing thumbnails is NOT fucking worth it

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Download vlc player on your iphone and you can see webm’s if you open it with vlc

>desperately tried to use the fact that women are naturally turned on by any act of sexuality and fear and rage and are just turned on by nothing at all due to hormones and tried to manipulate them into bisexuality and full on lesbianism and even transexualism.
HUH?

me too but no homo

seriously, not in a homo way

1.Women's sexuality isn't fluid. It's just really easily kicked on. Any kind of sexuality gets them randy. Fear, anger even certain times of the month makes them horny.

2.Women have been lied to about the nature of their sexuality. One of those lies is that all women are bisexual, or they really are lez(according to lesbian pedos ala vagina monologues) or trans(according to headshrinks, drug shillers, and plastic surgeons who're looking for more patients)

3.They are easily manipulated by group think. Which is why lesbian covens are so strict with who their newest targets/converts hangout with. You know, like their families and friends. Can't let all of their grooming and "you totally wanted it" rapes go to waste. No, I'm not making this up.
That happened with such alarming frequency that the Feds and Cia created special taskforces to deal with it.

>thread starts off with larkin love
>segways into arguments about girls kissing
my kind of thread
>mfw im black so it doesn't bother me

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segues

>im black
Disgusting.

I bet it feels nice to kiss someone.

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I kissed a girl when I was six. It's now two decades later and it turns out that was the height of my sex life.

I am intensely not ok with that level of physical intimacy as much as I probably need it.

DL the VLC app

That's nice user, at least you won't die as a kissless virgin.

Nigger

Straight women don't exist
>psycnet.apa.org/record/2015-48448-001

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Unfortunately I now know how nice it feels, so it's probably worse than if I was a KV.

i push my tongue into my little girls butthole every morning. requires some tough work occasionally

with sound
>>>gif/thread/12474918#p12529130

>my little girls
Who talks about their gf like this

uh

Dear confused bi chick/lesbian.
Did you actually understand that study?
The study that gay women and loser sexually degenerate chicks that will fuck anything have misinterpreted?
see:
I went over it already.

Women are turned on by any form of sexuality and strong adrenaline pumping emotions.
They can also be manipulated into thinking that those are cues for homosexuality and bisexuality. Like you probably were.

What they actually find themselves sexually drawn too is uniform 99.9% of the time and basically all women that aren't gay or have a psychological issue that makes them not care about the sex of who they are fucking are straight.
Although self proclaimed gay women will take some dick on the sly. Believe me.

who said anything about a gf

>i push my tongue into my little girls butthole every morning.

I thank you for loosening her up for me!

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>not Peta Jensen
you fucking disappoint me dude

Lesbian women don't exist

if it makes you feel any better my gf is a white pureblood from switzerland who gets blacked nightly

>switzerland
>pureblood

shitty larp

>she

>My gf is a 2 cent whore
ftfy

mad Jow Forumscucks?

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>my gf is a white pureblood from switzerland who gets blacked nightly

I am sorry that you like the C.U.C.K.E.D. life.
Try and be a good step-dad to Gonadadon's kids!

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She's my little girl...not my gf.
Look at this cute pic she drew!

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I'd bend that thicc assed firecrotch over that pool table, sink all nine inches into her and run a one man train on her.
I don't give a fuck call the cops.
They can't untenderly love her. They can make her multiple orgasms not have happened.

I've dicked enough to know that you are wrong.
Doesn't matter how hard they cum or if they cum back. Or suck the dick dry and swallow the load.
They still love bitches more then men.
BUH BUH SHE HAD ENJOYABLE SEX WITH A MAN
The goldstar stone butch diesel dyke is a myth.
All of them are a shot of jack an oath of secrecy and a single glimpse of a big dick away from presenting their ass like a whore in heat.

whats going on in this thread

This chick is dead inside

I don't get it. It's not like you have to watch the scenes with niggers, and since she's doing porn she's by definition a degenerate whore, so why are you that disgusted?

>This chick is dead inside

By the time you sink down to being a cock-sucking whore on camera, you ARE dead inside.

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I hate this fucking cunt, she's crashed many nofap streaks with no survivors.

>tfw no irl succubus to suck my soul out my dick with her mile long tongue

Till I pump a load down her throat or into her womb.
She'll have some life in her for however long my swimmers survive.

>weird mommy incest joi

You're weird

>she (a porn star) has had sex with a black man so she's now untouchable and gross

First of all, every girl who goes to college has sex with black men.

kinkshaming is not allowed on this board ma'am i'm going to have to arrest you

>unfortunately

Been around many decades baby cakes. I've met a number of daggers, whom have never fucked a dude and some would kill you.

Stupid youth!!