I just had sex with a prostitute. I want to talk about it, but I don't have anyone to talk about it with

I've slept with dozens of them.
what she charge you?
what she look like
how was it
you get just a BJ or sex
How did you find her

Did you kiss her?
Did you lick her pussy? Asshole?

Same, I'm at 7 if I'm not mistaken.

It's fun.

>it's fun
I've never thought of putting it that way but you're so right.
I was fucking this bulgarian whore who I hired a couple of months ago and right in the middle of doggy she starts telling me how much of a pain her landlord is so I started telling her about her renters rights while in the middle of dicking her. We had a full on conversation that continued after I came and was putting my clothes back on.
I still crack up about that from time to time but can never tell anyone in the real world about it.

Yea. Im in Berlin and decided to. It was a proper brothel. Paid 100E for 30min

Tbh I was feeling incredibly sexually frustrated to the point of actual suicidal thoughts. I feel a bit better now though. I tried hiding my frustrations in overly sexual animes like maid dragon and Konosuba, but after a week, it just made it worse
I'm 21
I consider myself a cyborg in the way that I can talk to people, but I can't keep them around
I don't think I'm particularly bad looking

Yes. It wasn't that good though and I honestly couldn't feel anything through the condom.

Black pencil dress with about 10cm platforms
Jet black hair, obviously dyed
Probably B size tits. Some tiny Asian dude took the tiddie monster just as I was walking in. I would've waited but the one I ended up choosing was pretty nice to me. She could tell I was inexperienced and was generally a nice person, even if she was only a sales person
She said she was Spanish but her accent was obviously Romanian

It was ok. Def not something I can see myself doing more than once a year

She was very clean. Her pussy tasted like skin. You could tell that it was just work to her

She kissed me. I did lick her pussy, see above. She said before hand that anything with her ass would bump my price up 30E
I decided it wasn't worth it

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>Her pussy tasted like skin
>tasted like
>tasted
You STUPID motherfucker user. You never EVER perform oral on a prostitute or a known slut. Fucking idiot, save that for the wife or the confirmed pure gf.

>licking hookers pussy

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Sounds like you got a good time.
Personally I feel like every time I go there, it oils the machine in my brain so not to lose my mind. It also activates me in a certain way which I think it's good for mental health.

I just wanted to know what it felt like to have a woman lock her legs around my head.

What's the problem?

The standards of hygiene are top-notch in those places. By receiving oral sex, a woman is not really risking much, so she shouldn't have any stds.

I think it something about me trying to add to the enjoyment of what was essentially my employee. I'm not a selfish man, but the leg lock really did something for me

Great! Now you'll know what that feels like along with HPV and mouth herpes.
>No symptoms yet!
Don't fear user, they usually take months to develop into anything noticeable. Just don't think about it until you have to.

Agreed, licking her down there is definitely the most fun part about the whole thing. That and simply touching her body. More than penetration itself for me.

I've been with maybe a dozen different escorts. Feel free to tell me anything about your experience. This board is usually the only time I talk about mine as well.

I have a booking on Tuesday night with a girl that offers BDSM session for a more expensive price. I get to choke her, slap her, pull her hair hard, facefuck her, humiliate her, even tie her up. I can't wait.

>everyone here scared of herpes
>have herpes since i was 8 because a retarded girl drank from my water bottle without me noticing it

>add to the enjoyment of what was essentially my employee
holy shit, user, its a hooker, seriously, these are the least respectable "humans" out there. dont give a shit about her feelings or enjoyment, she surely doesnt care about yours unless shes like supernew to the job, but she will get rid of this burden quickly. and what 21 yo incel (assuming you are OP) can offer her anyway? good oral? damn, user.

It's a job, what the problem with it? She is providing a valuable service and paying taxes.

Damn, I wish I had the courage to hire a prostitute. I don't think I could handle my tiny phimotic dick being seen by anyone else though.

He paid for an actress to pretend to like his cock for a night. I think you need a little more social cred to escape robot purgatory

user... honestly, you're falling for the dick size meme? Almost everything else here is true (short guys can't get women, "be yourself" is BS, etc) but dick size is almost completely irrelevant.

In the real world, no girl would know the size of your dick until you're naked with her, and she will not stop because she sees your dick size. Come on man.

And for the purpose of escorts, who cares? You think escorts haven't seen many small dicks before? It won't phase her at all. She will probably be happy to be honest, giant dicks can hurt her.

I know, it is literally sucking thousands of dicks.

Hookers don't make normies, one night stands make normies. Relationships make the normiest of normies.

literally me

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not true, i've fucked at least 50 whores but doesn't help interact with real women at all

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OP here
I guess the funniest thing about the whole thing was how I could tell how fake a lot of it was
She went "oh....wow" as she stuck my dick in.
It was hilarious to me because I knew it wasn't true

Even if it was 2"