Tick tock retards while you are wasting time and lifting weights dont forget your expiration date!

Shave your head then faggot. You’re just a faggy dyel who’s scared of shaving because he’ll look like a cancer patient. If you have any muscles, shaved head looks even better

this

>tfw 26

heh, sucks for you fags I'm dating a 19 year old sophomore at UT

>expiration date

Only women have expiration dates. Why would I settle for a woman my age or older with baggage when my dad is dating a woman younger than me.

>tfw balding 30 y/o with a 20 y/o qt gf

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You give me hope. I love you

What kind of self respecting girl at the age of 22-25 has a kid? At 27 you have a huge table of women to pick from

That image is just so untrue. 27 is prob the age a man has the most options available to him

Women having children at 20-25 is completely normal. However, being single mother at that age is beyond fucked up

do people honestly believe a 27 year old man can't date a 20-21 year old woman

>t. Roastie/white knight trying to force a new meme
It's a black meme, because they can't envision success outside of making it playing ball or rap.

Yeah that's definitely going to work out long term

>entering a long term relationship with a hole
Anything longer than six months is the action of an absolute madlad

my gf is butterfaced but has a nice round ass. it's better than the two other options I guess

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Only faggots have divorced parents

Women having kids at 22-25 is the prime age for women to have kids. Being a single mother st that age means you’re a failure at life though

Would you guys marry a woman like this that already has 2 kids?

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>step dad
As long as she has a cute young daughter I am ok with this

Would GF up but not marry till she has one of my kids.

Damn only 4 more years

>would you marry a woman with 2 kids
Lmao don’t make me piss out my fucking squirt hole

Single forever it is

would it be weird if I also called her mommy too?

I somehow doubt it if you can't even string a proper sentence together.

Depends on the kids. Post pics

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MILK TRUCK

Jokes on you! Im a fag! No step dad, uggos know their place, and us lookers just use each other like last nights cum sock. Hello Single!

this user knows what he is talking about

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No that's a horrifying amount of makeup. I'll have to decline even without kids.

I'll play the common sense guy here

Naturally speaking, you, male. peak at 25. No buts, no ifs, this is the best your body will ever be. This is the peak of IQ, productivity, disposition, strength, fertility, stamina, you name it.
Now, do you decrease your stats as time passes? Depends.
Your face does get better with age, since because of loads of testosterone and growth hormone being released each day, your face gets leaner and squared-like. This makes your gonial angle become sharper, thus enhancing your looks. Your skin, on the other hand, will never look as good as in your early 20's. Same thing for your hair.

There are cases which aging is better, such as Tom Cruise and George Clooney. Tom is an absolute 10/10, but had plastic surgeries done. Still, his boyish look on Top Gun was much less handsome than his fierce eyes and great hair on the Last Samurai. Clooney is an average Joe with money, but people haloed him the fuck out, so that's why he's on the list.
Brad Pitt, on the other hand, peaked during his mid 20's. Sure, you can mention Troy, but that was already a 40 year old man, and in close shots you could see his wrinkles. Brad is also a 10/10, but he did peak in his mid 20's.

For women it's the same thing, except that they age twice as fast as man. A woman can be gorgeous at 35, but she'll never be as beautiful as she was at 25.

So you do your math. Will you lose your hair? Will your skin keep its quality? Will you get in shape later in life? Depending on the answers, you can be at your prime during your mid 30's, but your health will peak at 24-27.

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An athlete doesn't even peak performance wide until 28 or 29 depending on sport so 25 is wrong

>you're wasting time lifting
But lifting prevents this. Do you want others to fail?

>Clooney is an average Joe with money

If that’s what an average Joe looks like, I might as well throw myself off a fucking building.

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Haloed joe spotted

this guy literally has nothing special

>5'10
>brown eyes
>regular chin and jawline
>normal nose
>bushy eyebrows

Clooney is a 7

pic related is a 10

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They literally peak at 25 though

If I could choose between looking that guy or Clooney, I’d pick Clooney every time. Clooney’s more classically handsome, masculine features are what allowed him to age so well.

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>long term planning

I'm a 26 year old dating younger undergraduate. I'm not very good at the whole big picture thing in the first place.

too bad only people who would make the same choice are cougars past their 50's
you can't be a 10/10 without a square chiseled jawline

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need a scientific answer
what is the best age for a woman to give birth to a child?

I met a pretty cute 31 year old woman she has no kids no slut overall pretty nice and top tier blonde blue eyes genetics

she already expired?
I‘m 22 and can pretty much choose freely what I want.

What would you do?
Settle for 31 year old cute that got her life in check or hunt some 18 year old hyper slut that doesn‘t know what she wants in life plus brings nothing with her.

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>have 33 year old friend
>has dated two 19 year old girls in the last few years
>fucked a few in between too
>is fat, works IT and plays WoW
>charismatic as fuck though
B-BUT YOU'RE LYING! HE'S PROBABLY RIPPED OR RICH OR HAS A SWEET CAR OR PAYS THEM THATS IMPOSSIBLE ITS NOT MY FAULT IM SINGLE! t. Jow Forums

>science says between 21-25
I think anything below 29 is optimal, untill 35 is not so bad. After that you may struggle with your newborn, but I know pleanty of 40 year old moms with great, strong kids

If you love her, if you think she'd give birth to an ubermensch, absolutely go for it

Eh... I don’t know. Cruise is starting to get that melty look and he’s certainly been dying his hair for at least 15 years. I like Clooney’s natural style.

I think prime age is around 16 biologically

>not having chad infinite hair genes

>personal trainer at my gym is in her 40s
>literally hotter than any of the bunnies that hop in and desperately train glutes-only for male attention
She teaches yoga and can probably fuck the ever living shit out of you, which is more than I can say for the half-hearted handies early 20s girls give. Brick wall at 25? Maybe stop shopping for hot older women at the Wal-Mart checkout.

I'll expire all over your mam's chebs ye wee cheeky fuck

I’m on board with this. My one professor has those natural grey streaks in her hair that are sexy as fuck. I fantasize about her all the time.

>Prime at 30

Are you all fucking retards?
Men have different categories while growing up unlike women who do have a prime.

15-20 high school/college chat
21-27 if you have money, looks and frame in this age, congratulations, you succeded at life, this guy can literally fuck women from 16 to 45 y/o eaaily. Ultimate chad at thia point.
28-35 Still slayer, but even chads want to commit to the best partner they can get at this point
36- and on Women literally just fuvk you because they're whores or because you're rich, no one likes grandpas, youre making a fool out of yourself

thanx senpai

Accurate. I’m 34 and am very much starting to regret ruining my only long term relationship because I wanted to party and chase pussy.

You pulled those numbers from your ass.

>t. Seething 35 y/o

Reason a 36 year old can't marry a 25 year old or younger?

None

This is only true when you're in your 50s that makes it harder to marry, but possible. Example joe Rogan is 50 and would slay 20 something's if he wanted and could marry if he really wanted

Gay 50 is like straight 80, so no he couldn't.

I don't want to be an old ass man by the time my kid goes to college.

He never said you couldnt marry a 20 year old

Well then kill yourself, I guess?

Meh I'm 28 and dated an 18 year old for about 6 months last year, and that was before I started lifting seriously.
Subtract 4 points for every child. An 8/10 with two kids by other men becomes a 0/10, although I would hit that if she was still lactating.

Bash and trash. Let the next fool deal with the drama

I'm already 27, but I'll just keep fucking 18-20 year old chicks for free. Until I get too old for that, then I'll just hire escorts.

is this a realdoll?

You can pick them up, good luck marrying them.

Don't remind me.

At least being babyfaced is coming in handy now.

>that already has 2 kids
Noooope

>t. 30yr old baldlet

whats so bad about ugly girls?

>2 kids
Even I have standards

I always wonder how it feels to be memes by jews into not procreating, white people are stupid.

How do I into 18-20 year olds out of college at 27

or you know, just date women younger than you,

SMASH but I don't think I could marry her

Depends on how hot you are.
9-10/10 can start up a convo with them no problem
8 and lower/ 10 actually have to put some effor into it, maybego out a couple of times to get to know eachother

Why would I raise another man's genetic material. I can't think of something that is more cuckish

You approach on the street

>If you have any muscles, shaved head looks even better
this meme again? Name one guy with a shaved head who wouldn't look better with a full head of hair

That's for females, you can still bang 19 yo girls as a 40 old male, ofcourse you have to be at least fit.

lol

Jason Statham. Joe Rogan. Vin Diesel. Dwayne Johnson. Andre Agassi. Michael Jordan. Half these guys are/were jacked or Jow Forums as fuck in their prime. I'm not even bald or a hairlet, you're just full of shit.

>No buts, no if
also no sauce

>wanting marriage in the year 1999+19

this

being an in-shape balding 30 year old is fucking unreal in 2018. in the eyes of every 18-21 yo tumblr/ig girl you are "daddy af". 20 yo girls will brag to their entire social circle about dating a 30 yo. especially if you have your shit together

He looks like an ethnic guy though. Could pass for Latino or middle eastern

I bet they look better when they were younger.

Yup, and they were fertile then too :) That 40 year old hag can't give you children.

It isn't about looks. Most peoples bodies will decline with age and a loss of time/energy due to careerism.

The whole point of men peaking later in life is due to experiences/struggle/wisdom/red-pilling that gradual make them more self-confident and charismatic.

No one would care about George Clooney if he was a good looking autist/beta male, those are everywhere.

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>If you think she'd give birth to an ubermensch, absolutely go for it

KEK

LOL TRUTH

I'm 29 now and I've literally tried all 3 directions. They all suck desu.

I'm a fat 30 yr old weird & poor dude and even I have a cute 20 yr old autistic gf. Just talk to people, be into your hobbies and that's it - I still have no idea how people who look better than me can sperg out when talking to someone. Don't be weird, check if your dark humor is alike, look at places where people who are like you gather, instead of hitting some Stacey who probably goes to the gym for cardio and isn't into it enough to be on some martian bread making forum to talk about getting fit.

Also, at least take care of your looks, dress well, have an actual hairstyle instead of a buzz cut.

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