Hey fit, im in the back of a cop car right now, trips decides what I do

You're white, you'll be fine. They might even take you to BK

unzip your dick and lean back and hip thrust

Tell him you are crashing this plane

tell a racist mexican joke

if you know none it'll be the first one you read from here

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fart in the mouth of your dad for money

You'll gonna pay your gains as the fine

Also, what have you done?

roll

Ask him if he knows who Big Lenny is

You were warned, criminal fapper

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Lelll

OP wont do it.

Ask the cop how much he benches.

record yourself (on video or vocaroo) telling them you are the son of gino of papa ginos pizza and if they dont let you out, every pizza boy in every city will be looking at pictures of their face as they're out delivering pizzas.

flex a 'cep

Reroll

roll

moan really loud while trying your hardest to imitate an ahegao (anime girl cum face) and hold it for 5 seconds so the cop can look at you

Spit on the driver

“AM I BEING DETAINED!”

Act respectful, get an attourney, and study the law to provide yourself with a chance of beating your case.

Break open the small panel where you'd roll the window down, unlock the door, tuck and roll.

reroll

Start swearing in spanish

Scream "AM I BEING DETAINED?"

Suicide by cop

Explain to him what nofap is as well as the benefits

fuck it one more

Order a 23andme test from an amazon drone, do the test and request to receive the results ASAP for a large sum of money

get results back and discover you are 1/100th black

cops will murder you and you can stop shitting up my fitness board

talk to him about your brappposting and what brapphog means

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Fuck.

you do know that is bulldshit an you've fallen into the propaganda crap trap?

nytimes.com/2016/07/12/upshot/surprising-new-evidence-shows-bias-in-police-use-of-force-but-not-in-shootings.html

you should also know how much more often black people commit crimes, so actually it would be reasonable for cops to be more wary

"In shootings in these 10 cities involving officers, officers were more likely to fire their weapons without having first been attacked when the suspects were white. Black and white civilians involved in police shootings were equally likely to have been carrying a weapon. Both results undercut the idea of racial bias in police use of lethal force."

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Tell him Jews did 9/11

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