What happens when I apply for a job? I'm NEET/autist, This is clearly going to be bad for a long time...

What happens when I apply for a job? I'm NEET/autist, This is clearly going to be bad for a long time. Are there no guides for what to expect?

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You probably lose your tugboat. Other than that, a more miserable wageslaving experience than that of the average norman.

Well, consider job hunting like a sales job. It's a numbers game, so apply, apply, apply.

Practice your pitch / patter and you'll do ok.

Im going to work on an oil rig and maybe invest it.
They got internet on those things.
Come home robots.

You can't just get a job on an oil rig though. And it's probably an impossible task for a short feminine-looking robot like me. Good luck though, sounds like a cool job.

what about applying if i have nothing on my resume and im 24 will anyone ever hire me?

I am this but 21. I have no idea what to do.

You cant?
Ive just thought about it.
What if i walk up to the manager and give him a firm handshake?

At this point you're better off making connections with people who can offer you work, even if it's under the table. I became friends with random people I met during a game of pool at a bar I was a regular at. Eventually they thought I was alright and one of them helped me get a job in landscaping.

>be me
>30
>never had a job before
>applied for walmart and mcdonalds
>no reply from either
ok, so, how fucked am I? There is no hope is there? I got checked for autism but no suck luck, so no NEET bux for me. What do?

Apply for janitor jobs at places like grocery stores and huge shit like that. Being a floor cleaner isn't so bad. Just lots of walking so you'll burn off some fat and tone your ass and legs while you're at it. You'll be pushing the machines around, it's not difficult. You can learn it in a day and around here the turnover rate for those types of things is fairly high since nobody likes the nightshift.

school drop out and 2 years NEET now, not even trying to get a job but I have to do some shit or government will cut all my money and I will become homeless

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Can't you just lie about it?

I would encourage you to go to an employment service. Generally nowhere will hire an older person with no experience. If you're an autist you probably don't interview well either. A lot of places get incentives to hire through employment agencies, especially government sponsored ones.

I'm a NEET with no work history. I put that on my application, but they called me in for an interview anyway. Am I going to be okay?

Apply everywhere. Basically, you'll be begging for a chance that they'll even hear you for a possible opportunity that may or may not net you a job.

Frankly it's humiliating, but then a fitting glimpse of the wage slave experience. So obviously, all that humiliation is just the start and more is to come.

>NEET since dropping out of hs 3 years ago
>absolutely no skills or experience

I'm planning to ask the local job agencies to give me an unskilled labourer gig. Will something good come from this or am I fucking myself over by doing hard labour for minimum wage?

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>27
>zero job experience
>only a degree
>three year gap

i'm so fucked

General labour jobs take anyone and usually no interview just an orientation and can you do this? Etc. Then check your safety boots and you work min wage and afte 3 months hire you full time and bump your pay.

Gotta start somewhere. I'm the same as you and got my first job as a temp data entry worker through college 21 no experience I just told them I tutored kids for Cash which was bullshit

I've found a listing as a part time night clerk in a gas station 80min walk from where I live. How do I deal with the fact that they're expecting a normal person and I'm a mentally ill 22 year old with no social skills? As in not whether I get the job or not, just the anxiety surrounding it.

>tfw cant get a gf cause no gf hustory and autistic at the gf interview

at least you have a degree.
>dropped out of college 3 times
>22
>4 year gap
>first job
is there no way I could pay employers to be a reference for me, so I can lie and say I've been working these 4 years?

Same here, im terrified

Everyone gets nervous before an interview. Also, it's expected that the night shift people are kind of "off" or "not all there"

>gotta start somewhere
that's the plan. I just hope I can sort my life out and develop long term goals while temping so I don't stay an unskilled labourer forever.

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