Ask a former chad anything

Used to be a chad, then suffered a TBI, now I'm a total robot. AMA!

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What are you thoughts on Alien life, and the intricacies of Cookies and Cream flavored Iced Cream?

Whats a TBI?

Traumatic brain injury. I played football like a retard. Now I'm fucked up for life

The Earth is a relatively new planet. There are plenty older than ours. IMO a bolt of lightning could very easily have struck a puddle on another planet and created life.

And I cant eat it, I'm gluten intolerant :(

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Tanks user have a good night

I remember in high school a cheerleader fell through the ceiling over a weight room and suffered major brain damage. She went from stacy to fembot over night. That must suck

How often did you slay in your prime? Was it really as easy to ask girls out as this board thinks?

I'm a 20 year old virgin how do I slay pussy OP?

I got it pretty much on the reg. My senior year of HS freshman dudes would come up to be for advice. Word got around and I was getting enough that I wasn't the one spreading it.

Do you remember what mindset you kept towards life or just went through life between scheduled tasks and pleasure without thinking?

Hahahahahahahahaha chad btfo can't eat some of the best ice cream in the world

The biggest difference between new me and old me was that old me didn't give a single fuck. The thing is, the worst that can happen is they say no. What I've noticed is I WAY overthink it now. It's the biggest cliche in the world, but the most attractive thing to women IS confidence. You have to be in your element.
You can't try and slay, what you have to do is be you and let that pussy slay itself. It's like the old mind game; "Don't picture a green elephant." Of course you're going to picture a green elephant. The only way not to picture a green elephant is to picture a blue one.
Don't get caught up on fucking. Women can smell that shit. You know the anxiety trick "just picture them in their underwear"? You gotta do the opposite. See them as a person, same as you. Fucking is secondary.
You have to make them want to fuck you. You do that by making them think you don't only want to fuck. They know you wanna fuck. You have to make them think there's more than that to you.

My whole persona was wrapped up in my athletic ability. I WAS the personification of Chad. My mindset was "I'm awesome, life is awesome. Then I was broken, and life was no longer awesome.
Everything was easy, I wasn't just a Chad, I was a complete alpha. I took college level classes in HS and aced them despite sports work and social activities. I could solve Sudoku puzzles in minutes. People copied off my hw when I did it, and I copied off them when I didn't feel like doing it.
But yeah, I just didn't think. I just did. That's the difference. My brain works differently now, so I have to think about everything. Even walking.
Fuck I miss that.

You too fren! :)
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How many girls did you sleep with before your injury?

so how fucked is your head exactly? we gonna see some seizures in your future?

At least I can eat pussy
before: 7 but I actually dated one for 2 years, so that number doesn't come close to representing the amount of sex I ACTUALLY had
after: 4 in the same number of years, no long term relationships

Well I played sports in hs and was still considered a loser retard. Didn't help me any

>The biggest difference between new me and old me was that old me didn't give a single fuck

low inhib theory confirmed.

If you've fucked 4 women since, you are still Chad.

I don't think so. I've had scans and shit done. I have no lesions or dead zones, but the wiring is all fucked up. If I get drunk or high, I completely screw up right and left. I will randomly lose vision for no reason (scary as shit while driving). And I have about 3 migraines a week. I have muscle spasms daily though, sometimes very bad to the point it looks like I'm having a seizure.

What are job opportunities for you. Do you have a job, or do you have a disability check?

You didn't see the women!
It's so true though! You literally think yourself right out of pussy.
My thoughts, not trying to be a dick
1. You didn't play the right sports
2. You weren't good at the sports
3. I WAS good at social interactions. >not giving a fuck
4.You had some personality trait that overpowered what you think should have made you popular

I also want to clarify that I was not "popular" by any means. No one fucked with me. I had a small, close-knit circle of friends from all walks of life; some athletes, some nerds, some band geeks, a few artists.
Chads don't have to be popular. They're only popular if they don't want to be. I was perfectly happy being every man's everyman.

I put it to you that chocolate cookies is the superior cream, granted it is a near identical cream.

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Cool. Also, I was thinking of asking about your usual exercise routine apart from sport practice (what sport did you practice?) that gave you a Chad physique.
It's interesting this thing about the 'everything is too easy for me' mentality. Just like you had the feeling of being in control all the time starting from when you were a child and you didn't even stopped to think about it because you didn't have the need to. Please, illustrate us a little about your transition to robot? for sure it must been hard.

I can still function to a degree. I just dropped out of college because I couldn't handle it, but I don't plan on going on disability. I'm trying to get my depression and anxiety in check, and I've applied for a few menial jobs. My plan now is to work to make enough money to buy a small lot in the woods, then work the land and sell what I don't use.

At some point, you have to make the move, otherwise, you just don't fuck at all.
How were you able to decide when to act?

Nice dubs!
If you're playing the long game, wait until you know they've had a good day and are comfy. It's all situational, but my go to snapchat move is to ask "so are you comfy" (because they're on the couch or in bed or whatever) then something like "i bet youd be a lot comfier with your shirt off" or some bullshit like that. Make it fun. You're not TRYING to fuck. You'd like to fuck, it would be cool to fuck, but it's no difference to you if you fuck or not.
I have trouble focusing over long periods so if this gets rambly I appologize!
I played football, wrestled, and threw shotput. I lived 2.5 miles from the gym, and everything was about the same distance apart, so my routine was to run to the gym, work out for an hour, run home or to work or school. Then later in the day I would run back to gym, work out for 2 hours, then run home. Most days I ran about 10 miles plus any more in my workout. I could run a mile in under 5 minutes as a 6'1" 180lb dude and bench press 250lbs once, or 200 10 times. I could do pushups or pullups basically until I was bored. This was as a freshman before my injury.
Honestly, the transition has been hard. I've been struggling for years trying to keep up the pace I was at in HS, basically killing myself to do so. Slowly I've been giving up more and more "normie" things for "robot" things. I don't really watch sports anymore; I watch twitch, etc. Its all in an attempt to be comfy. Both mentally and physically. I'm so much happier now then 2 years ago when I was trying to still be Chad.
My parents don't understand it though. That's the hardest part. They're used to me the way I was, and are having a really hard time accepting that I'm a bot now. They're coming around, but they're oldschool. I want to start streaming on twitch, but I know they'd be against that, so right now I'm working towards it.
My favorite all time will still be black raspberry

I just want to thank you all for participating in this thread! It's been really fun, and honestly pretty, i cant remember the word, but it's kind like therapeutic and relaxing. Anyway, keep coming with the questions and I'll keep doing my best to answer them!

Did you dress for success former Chad? It could be why you no longer have success. You stopped doing it.

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Hahaha, no. I still dress the exact same way. Thing is, it does make a difference. Not caring is cool if you're fit because it means you did it without trying. Not caring when you look like left pepe is not cool because it means you're a piece of shit.