Faces of Jow Forums

Pompadour that shit. Good luck Pajeetbro

>40 y-o
>5'11 250lbs (bear mode) 15 years lifting

The only reason I come here is because I am bored at work.

Attached: 20180407_103937.jpg (2592x1944, 1.42M)

Nice faggot shades

what would you suggest? Just curious. And is being alpha or beta really limited to internet caricatures? I think it's really about state of being and mind over material.

oops

my big ass forehead would like a word with you

Attached: 20180410_173044.jpg (2592x1944, 1.33M)

shut the fuck up

The most aesthetic picture ever taken of my face.
Sadly.

Attached: my cheeks are still chubby as fuck but you wont believe the improvement in my face tbh fam.jpg (540x960, 39K)

I'll delete for you lol. Just impressed with my skills.

Don't take photos so close. Lens distortion does you no favours

Attached: 20171119_113604-1.jpg (893x784, 358K)

i look like an alien here but its cool

Attached: unnamed (2).jpg (719x1280, 61K)

Nothing wrong with that chin bro.

Listen to this Chad

your jaw is ruined by your big ugly eyes, and shitty haircut

Looks more like a face of biz

Just finished an 8 hour shift on a rest day

Attached: Screenshot_20180410-155411_Gallery.jpg (1080x2220, 598K)

Superchad what are you doing here?

stoptaking selfies iwith lens distortion, you look like shit because the camera is too close to yourface

>this guy is the guy telling you that your dl form is shit
>this guy is the guy who calls you DYEL in cbt
>this guy is the guy who mocks manlets
>this guy is the guy who calls roid fags cheaters
>this guy is the guy who says that the brosplit is a meme
>this guy is the guy who reports tinder threads
>this guy is the guy who makes race bait threads
>this guy is the guy who makes frame, height, face threads
>this guy is the guy who posts in High Test threads
Faggots like OP are the reason why I only visit Jow Forums once in a while for keks
Fucking underage amerimutts ruined this board.

Someone post the gif with the pumped up poos angrily flexing their pecs in unison

What the fuck is lens distortion

Are you new to tech, retarded or 12?

la creatura di indos

Retarded. Just tell me because my phone only has the option to enable or disable face shape correction.

20
6’1”
175

Attached: 1EC0AAFA-50B0-4C07-9D3C-E989FE359276.jpg (750x1334, 141K)

Long hair are fine but that haircut looks too feminine imo

Probably, but stop being using memes meant to mock you. Have some self-respect ffs

What a stupid angle and facial expression. You can do better

me during my post military edgelord phase, it was also the last time I took a selfie and had a smartphone in general. Im clean shaven now and got a haircut

Attached: me.jpg (270x480, 18K)

why tf are you projecting all this shit on me? i do none of this. get therapy or something

gotta beat em to the punch

I-It's the only angle that looked that good and showed off my jawline.

Attached: 17495644_442374776103240_968735116_n.jpg (360x640, 30K)

you burn me user. you burn my soul

Nice passive agressive retort, spoken like a true bitch lmao
You're never gonna make it, specially when you're mistaking Jow Forums for /soc/ and samefagging.

those asian genes are coming through

is this better?

Attached: 20180410_190550.jpg (2592x1944, 1.55M)

LONDON

Blinking while taking a photo does not make one asian, contrary to popular belief

Attached: Öga.jpg (720x1280, 88K)

Without lens distortion? Idk whatever the fuck that user meant by lens distortion I'm sure he's gone now

Attached: Screenshot_20180410-160817_Gallery.jpg (1080x2220, 512K)

You need a a better haircut. Let your hair grow a bit more. Stylize it.

Also smile mother fucker. You are alive.

You're an absolute cutie user are you single?

That their gay alien skull shape

dude its your forehead and nose that make you asian

You look like the kind of guy that would play with my gf's titties while she's passed out drunk on a couch and I'm at the bathroom

whats up with the cum on your lips

Thats oddly specific user....

first pic 9/10
2nd pic 6/10

Elliot Rodger tier

First things first: get big. Then you'll look good no matter what

> tmw you take a selfie after 160lbs bp

Attached: 28500695_1721974617860960_696458627_o.jpg (750x1334, 72K)

Y-Yes.

>12,5% finnish
>tfw I inherited 75% of my looks from that 12,5%
uh oh

Yeah I know, I consider myself a 5-6/10 overall

I’m going to get it trimmed; trying not to look too gay lmao

Attached: 3AFCCB69-7965-466E-8127-836639981433.jpg (750x1334, 94K)

I knew it, i knew you were Finnish, you totally have that mongo look about you

Do you have a Kik? Am 19 femanon

Snapchat and discord only.

You fucken know it m8

don't fall for ''her'' trap user. shes probably a toyboy.

How the fuck do I get rid of the dark circles around my eyes?

Attached: IMG_20180408_220444.jpg (694x925, 97K)

There's cream for that, and a good sleep schedule helps.

I shaved my pube beard and was reminded why I had it to begin with

Attached: Snapchat-715574326.jpg (720x1280, 238K)

Discord then?
No. I'm just lonely and at least wholesome boys are here. I don't want to waste my youth on someone that doesn't appreciate purity.

They're aesthetic

My discord is Ye Brown Deer#0226

Daily reminder, that your face doesn't look as bad as your phone makes it out to be due to lens distortion

Attached: focal-length-comparison.jpg (1354x1508, 430K)

DON'T STOP NOW
go restless a few nights in a row and you'll look like Itachi

>tfw everyone tells you you look like you want to die
>Tfw everyone assumes you hate them because of your lack of facial expressions

Attached: 1521746276973.jpg (1280x719, 108K)

yall are some ugly motherfuckers. No wonder I get bait in my girl threads

It's not lens distortion it's perspective distortion. The further the camera from your face the more compact you look.
Avoid selfies like the plague

these guys are pretty attractive tho no homo.

Just accept it like I did bro.
Pic related is me, I have a bit of a fat chin, but other than that I don't think im to ugly.
Hello to any friendos who recognize me, hopefully no one.

Attached: Snapchat-365413387.jpg (1080x1920, 557K)

you have really really low standards

5.5
4.5, looks 14
6
7
7.5, need better picture to judge higher
knew this picture was off, based on his other one he's a 5.5

so yeah, there are 2 attractive people

I'm completely pleased with being judged as being 5 or 5+ , thank you anons

Attached: 1483310501303.jpg (1280x720, 44K)

Dark pic sorry

Attached: Screenshot_2018-04-10-19-34-46.png (720x1280, 808K)

What’s this /soc/ bullshit?

Attached: BE94CCAA-9EC6-4060-AE17-237EFC1E7DCD.jpg (750x1334, 164K)

Damn, supermodel tier. Can you give me the name of your haircut and what you do to it, also how much do you slay, humble bragging Chad?

Neckpill brah

For God's sake stop ignoring me and either tear me to pieces or tell me good things

You look like my uncle

Your cute. Could stand to lose a little weight for jaw gains

>tfw only look even remotely decent at a certain angle with sunglasses

Attached: IMG_0709.jpg (1120x2208, 388K)

Los goblinos...

Baby driver is that you?

Horrible razer burns
I'm a horribly soft 3/10

Attached: 0820171532.jpg (2560x1440, 1.06M)

I know that feel bro. Do we need to buy electric razors?

Working a night shift here.

Attached: 20180410_235738.jpg (3264x1836, 1.99M)

you look like jeff seid

dont' drive and shitpost m8

It only gets you instant 5'o'clock shadow. Me with a beard looking 18 years older than naked face

Attached: 0327181755a.jpg (2560x1440, 989K)

You've never lifted a weight in your life.

LE

Oh shit you rock a beard well.

I wish I looked like Ansel.
My self-confidence would definitely be higher.

Aha ive had multiple people tell me that, thanks

1/2/3/4 actually.

jeff i know you just dyed your hair