How do I respond?

That depends how much you lift. Post stats.

She looks fine as fuck

ay girl let me disappoint you in bed like you disappoint your parents

Don't think too long, you might hurt yourself.

Sorry. No hymen, no diamond.

Did you expect her to say yes you retard?

"Then I shall be waiting my princess, I shalt not pressure thee into an unwanted tryst, for I am a gentleman of the highest regard. Be safe my sweet, until we correlate through digital messaging once again."

think about it long and hard

>Fuck, that kind of ruins my line

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Ask her what's up with the soy face

Kekd

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stealing this

>putting the ball in her court and letting her lead
You already failed
This is your only hope

OP here, fuck it, dubs decide what I say

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i'm gonna Add-a-Son to your womb bitch

That's disgusting.

Can I gag you instead?

this, user.

Re rolling

Why do girls act like they understand Scarface?

soygirl

change subject with new question about whatever

Say “I’ll think about smelling your feet”

niggers tongue my anus

...

I piss on your face like I'm pss pss pss.
You lick up the place like you're pss pss pss.
We pick up the pace like we're pss PSS pss.

Checked.

lemme clap dem chimps

Fuck you retard

Send pics of you flexing and say "Look, I need to protect you"

Cool fucking shirt, bitch.

>k cool. What’s ur # cause I wanna bone the shit out of you

Actual whore

This. Ask how much for a night OP

holy fuck i hate tinder

“I’m going to rape you”

this

bitches love emojis, it disarms them

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

“I’ll think about it? That’s what my father said when I asked him to stop beating me”

lol you going out this weekend?

(inb4 wasted, fag)

La Goblina del Americanas…

You lost it when you phrased it as a question.

>Prove it.

g2g smash some fresh snatch ttyl

>think about THIS
>*unzips dick*

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OP post results

See how many more jokes you can fit in your bio to make up for your personality

this

Suck shit out my asshole with a straw you sexy bitch.

...

DO IT

This

Two winners op send both

A winrar is had

OP DELIVER

> literally named after a disease
into the trash heap she goes

"If you sit on my face, I'll eat my way to your heart"

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YOU BETTER DELIVER OP

Rolling for this

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OP please

it's game over.
omae wa mou shindeiru

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U r a letdown

do it op

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so why are you on tinder then?

Heh, the world won’t change.

youtu.be/dF9sNlnAZRM

>taking a picture down her low cut shirt with her tongue out
>proudly states she knows her way around dicks

the state of tinder. imagine being this girl's poor father

>referencing fortnite
coal burning trash I guarantee it, or maybe just regular trash
If dubs
>your tongue looks like a good drop site for my cum
idk this shit doesn't matter and you're wasting your time

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Hey, you lifting losers

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You ppl need serious help.

>fortnite

its spelled "fortnight" and it means two weeks idiot, she didnt say that in there

Fee fi foe fum I’m going to give Ella my cum

xd

What the fuck

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>Think long and hard about this one

"well shoot me a text when you're done using your imagination *phonemumber*"

Romance is like war, dont let her dictate the terms of the battle, she is saying "I'll think about it." to give her the power, as if you wait on her and hope she graces you with her pussy.

say something like " you dont have the credentials to examine my bone."

Lol she thinks you're short.

She thinks you have gigantism, let her know you don't approve of her negs. You only have one tism

If not bait do a quick google search on the term

>Gig em
Fuck off Jackson leave all the Aggie roasties to me

Lol HER MANLET ALARMS ARE RINGING OFF THE HOOK BOI

MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

I always thought it was just a meme

Tell her you dont fuck idiots who spell "you" as U.

also 6'3 means your taller than 99% of guys.

Oh not too tall as is oh no too tall to still be considered hot. Over 6'3" is creepy lanklet tier and shes trying to compliment you you autist.

fucking manlets

6'3 confirmed for new prince of manlets

Maybe next time she should try not being retarded out

hahaha what the fuck. That's hilarious. I think she meant you aren't quite in slender man territory. What a backhanded compliment.