"huh? you going to the store, user? while you're there, can you buy me some more ice cream and chips? thanks...

>"huh? you going to the store, user? while you're there, can you buy me some more ice cream and chips? thanks. love you user!"
What do you do?

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Screw her, I want the at user posting these smokes girls/guts.

Op, talk to me?

My sister does this in the summer, but she has the decency to wear boxers.

how is a cartoon drawing talking to me and how is it supposed to eat ice cream or chips

Go there yourself, greedy sow. I won't buy you anything else until you shed off some of that weight. I wanted a chubby gf, not a cow.

That is unironically the perfect female body type

W-What about bras? Does she show you her tits?

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>my sister does this in the summer

Do you masturbate to your sister user?

I expect "payment" in return, and I just happen to have one of these.

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"Mmm, sweetie, what did we agree on?"

>"I-If I wanted you to buy me more snacks I would have to...I would have to..."

"Go on, now. Give me a nice one."

>"O-Okay...if it means you'll get me more snacks

>She bends over and presents her brapper

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPTPTPTPTPTPT

"Oh, absolutely heavenly! *SNIIIIIIIIIF* Oh how lovely! What a divine odor!"

>"Y-You better go get me more snacks now!"

"Oh, of course. You've earned it. Believe me, you've certainly earned it! Now, one more for the road! *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF*

>What do you do?

mating press

i never leave the house you stupid bitch get your own goddamn ice cream and chips

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Only for a piece and a go of that bodu

Sometimes she wears a bra, sometimes she doesn't. She doesn't care about showing her tits around family/close friends.

No. She's not ugly, but I don't see her body that way. I'm too used to seeing them .

God fucking damn it, why did this of all brap posts make me laugh? The whole thing is so sudden, fuck

Walk over to her and blow raspberries on her tummy as loud and give her a kiss before going to the store.

I mean, who exactly is this?
That's pretty important, my answer could range from picking up some ice cream and chips, to freaking out and throwing her out of my house, depending on the answer to that.

It's a cartoon drawing on a computer screen

Same but with mom, she doesn't give a shit about being proper in favor of comfort. Which means normally just a (often open) bathrobe and nothing else or when it's hot enough, no clothes.

I made threads like this a year or two ago, you stole it from me you fucking faggot.

Chubby girls look horrible in 3D. Just like most women, really.

>You can get it yourself to lose some fucking weight

Buy her more ice cream and chips, then fuck her while feeling up her boobs and belly.

You're the only bf material in this thread.

Please post contact and be my bf

Impregnate then go to shop

>buy her diet ice cream and low calorie chips

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This chubby is fine but too big and I lose interest.

>wanting a perfect 2d chubbfu to lose weight

Why stop at chips and icecream? Cute anime girls deserve to be spoiled.

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If she keeps eating like that she won't be chubby for long.

Of course I would fatten up a cute waifu

But if she stops eating she won't be either.

>this post
nice try user

punch her right in the pussy

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chubb waifu
not ___fu
i thought Jow Forums knew better than shitholes like /ck/ and /tv/, it's never _____fu, only ________ waifu

Who said anything about stopping her from eating?

Friends mom wore loose tank tops only the entire time I knew her. From age 6 to 16 I saw her nipples constantly

Someone kept posting this saying "What would you call this body type, anons?" for a while.

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I go buy her ice cream and chips, and when I get back I start cooking our dinner

I'd probably close the door and fuck her fat sweaty body for 20 minutes and make her beg as loud as possible while I choke her for me to finish inside her so she can get more ice cream. Maybe slap her a bit and make her tell me how much of a loose pig she is.

and then I'd kiss her on the cheek when we're done and tell her I love her as I leave to get spumoni ice cream

tfw you will never lick icecream off her asshole

yes mistress. when I get back, can I lick tyrones cum from your pussy as my reward?

i want to live inside her belly!

This image related to what you've described pretty closely

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"Sure, I'll get soda and candy too"
I'd like her to be fatter, she's only kinda chubby as it is.

>*disregards snacks and brings back beer*

if you're going to be fat then you ought to be drunk too

>she eats so much of them she still gets the same amount of calories from them.

That feel when no gf in time for summer.

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absolutely kino

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She's going to need the snacks AND beer.
Plus drunk munchies, so get extra.

Slap her and tell her to get off her fat ass and do it herself.

start with peanuts and then follow up with fish and chips?

>want me to pick up some more condoms? or are we just gonna go with anal for a while?

I fuck her until she gets too tired to realize I'm still in the house and make protein ice cream so she gets what she wants but gets Jow Forums too.

>based brapposter
same, every time

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I just want a chubby neet girl to spoil, kiss all over and cuddle with.
Why is life like this, bros?

Nope, cuz ur getting chubby and you're actually gaining fat around your pussy and that's quite unbecoming. How about you got for a an hour long low intensity steady cardio walk instead of watching gay (((netflix))) shows.

Buy her a whole pizza too and force her to eat it. Then stick pp into her thighs and start making out with her

>stick pp into her thighs and start making out with her
absolutely patrician and a damn shame you post here

Why is chub so cute in 2D, but absolutely disgusting in 3D?

>he hasn't realized 3d is disgusting and 2d is perfection

this is literally me right now
just be yorself and yo can dget this too

W-what are your favorite chips and ice cream? I need to know so I know which ones to buy for you.
>tfw no chubby gf to spoil before and after work
I want to die

I don't know user, the 3D looks pretty nice too

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I'm being myself let me cum inside you

Doesn't matter 99% of females who classify themselves as "chubby" are disgusting landwhale s

That's not a woman
Oreos

What a fat bitch. Original comment I guess...

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