I want this want to eat that ass brehs

Pretty much this. Sometimes a bit sweaty as well.
It's all about the texture.

BRRRRAAAAP *sniff* mmm, delicious. *PPFFFFFFFFFHHHH* ah, pungent, moist. *sniff* bbrrrraAAAAAAPP pffFFuuuuH certainly, INDEED!

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you guys know absolutely nothing about the asshole and the glands that it contains

Sorry I didn't study advanced asshole glands at retard university like you

Idgaf. I know what ass tastes like because I like to eat ass.
Now please enlighten me about your first hand experiences.

>the virgin research
>the chad experience

A good kek was had.

aw shit an ass thread

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We posting ass now?

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When are you newfags going to wake up and smell the coffee. Stop posting like you're still on reddit, or go back there

tahnks doc

>wake up and smell the coffee
is this a wagie thread now

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>implying NEETs can't enjoy a good coffee in the morning

>Asian ass
I'm speechless

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this post made me laugh so fucking much i almost spit my milk

what makes a good ass in your opinion. would you rather they be more fat or more muscle?

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it's never too late to get an education

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I like a well toned ass with just enough fat over it to sink my fingers into and jiggle if I slapped it, but muscled enough that it keeps that pleasantly round shape. Nice set of legs never hurt either.

It depends on the body type
If she works out then I'd expect a more muscular ass
If she just does cardio then a little less muscle and more fat is just fine
Can't stand "T H I C C" idiots posting landwhales with layers of fat overlapping on a unsmooth and uneven ruined ass

In the end the best ass is her's

>he doesn't like landwhales

Can we get a sauce? Is it from a have?

I want to sniff a girl's fart more than I want to lose my virginity right now.

Doctors are seeing huge increases in the following since this ridiculous craze:

>Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with human feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases including shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases including hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites including intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum[11] and other sexually transmitted infections.[12]

>Applying the mouth to the genitals immediately after applying it to the anus can introduce the bacterium Escherichia coli ("E. coli") into the urethra, leading to a urinary tract infection. HIV/AIDS is not believed to be easily transmitted through anilingus.[13]

>Anilingus with a number of casual partners increases the health risks associated with the practice. Generally, people carrying infections that may be passed on during anilingus appear healthy. Parasites may be in the feces if undercooked meat was consumed. The feces contain traces of hepatitis A only if the infected person has eaten contaminated food.

>Another recent study suggests a correlation between oral sex and throat cancer. It is believed that this is due to the transmission of HPV because this virus has been implicated in most cervical cancers. The study concludes that people who had one to five oral-sex partners in their lifetime had approximately a doubled risk of throat cancer compared with those who never engaged in this activity. Those with more than five oral-sex partners had a 250% increased risk compared with those who never engaged in this activity.[14]

fucking disgusting

what is the appeal in eating ass anyway

Looks like Yuka Kuramochi, gravure idol

How was my post reddit?

A great ass needs both
An ass that is simply good through fat genetics is cool, but it will never reach the greatness of an ass with proper muscular development to support it
I guess pic related is more the former than the latter

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you would you want to put your mouth where poop comes out?
you watch too much porn, user

same appeal in any sexual act that is not sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation: rebellion against god, and feeling powerful in that rebellion.

this
I don't understand why eating ass even became a thing. What's so sexy about putting your tounge and mouth on someones shithole, the most disgusting and randic place on the entire human body

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This is just a big wall of text to say "don't eat unclean ass"
Yeah don't you say Sherlock, I'd never shove my tongue inside a girl's rectum either, but if I knew she had just cleaned I'd still lick her ass

>everyone that doesn't fuck to have babies is a rebellious angsty teen that gives the middle finger to whatever deity
this is some top shelf crazy talk

but shit comes from there. and a scat fetish is still taboo

there's no such thing as a "clean" ass. there's only degrees of unclean.

How in your right mind would you think it to be unsafe to eat your gf's ass after she washed, maybe even washed together?
If you're gonna be that paranoid you might as well not have sex at all, I'm kinda autistic about these things but at that point you are doing yourself more harm than good
Do you also sterilize your whole body every day maybe even multiple times a day?

how can you look at a female asshole and not want to eat it? I HATE BEING A SEXLESS NEET

why you want poo poo in mouth

>Do you also sterilize your whole body every day maybe even multiple times a day?
no becuase your body doesn't touch actual shit unlike your asshole

Stop trying to justify your disgusting fetish

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What am I reading here?
>cleaning works for the whole body but not the ass
or maybe
>everything else in the world isn't filthy except shit
?
What are you implying

>either X or Z
>pick one

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Both. Fat for size and jiggle plus muscle to give it shape.

>stop watching porn
>stop fantasizing about degenerate shit
>stop fapping

seriously, you guys are putting yourself out there to be destroyed

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I particularly feel this way about my crush that I work with. I would love nothing more than to enjoy her farts. I'm a filthy bitch though who has always had a fetish for womens' panties and personal effects.

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This isn't my daily dose. What are these? These aren't my meds. Where is my doctor?

Eating ass fresh out the gym is even better.

>I WILL NEVER HAVE THIS
FUUUCK

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>being an actual mouthbreather

singularity is only like 20 or 30 years away
Then we have the technology to create whatever we want

If not there is always the afterlife to hope for

ive never eaten ass when a girls hasnt cleaned up beforehand so i just taste wet skin but the pleasure is all about how she reacts to it desu. i like it prob because it feels taboo and ive seen it in porn so much but feeling her shake and buck makes it fun

does it taste different if they're hairy around their asshole

i wouldnt say it taste different but if they havent waxed the hair is mostly unnoticeable since their pussy juice will wet it unless the hairs are really long. then once in a while one will find its way into your mouth and you have to discreetly pull it out as youre going down on her