/r9gay/ - #312

what would it take for you to feel comfortable confessing your crush? edition

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>Tfw still no Spaniard bf
>Tfw still posting this

>tfw still no 5'2 bf

This doesn't make any sense. Peepee goes in vagoo to make baby.

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living in the same country as him would be a good start.
also not confusingly doing it when im drunk would be even greater.
also him not being an emotionally depleted oddball would be ideal.

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>tfw still no femboy bf
Do femboys only like other femboys or something please help

You would bring another being into this world? You are as heartless as normalswine you know that right?

>at a party
>around 2 am
>sitting on the floor playing with a puppy a couple brought to the party
>straight crush/ best friend, he knows I've had a crush on him before, cuddles up with me and rests his head on my lap on the floor
>he lets me ruffle his hair a bit while we talk/ play with the puppy on the floor
Honestly I haven't felt this whole/happy in a long time.

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Ruari#8917
Add me on discord and I'll let you buy me a video game.

Actually gas yourself you stupid degenerate normie.
>going to a party
>liking dogs
>touching another human being

Go back and tell your story on where you belong.

What do you look like?
Also what do I get out of it

>tfw 28 years old and thus far have only had sex with women(all two of them), only been in one relationship with a woman, and not sure about anything anymore
really, God? I was ready to just live a life of quiet solitude. I don't wanna.

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Straight scum here. How many of you have been in vagoo before? Are you robots when it comes to gay relationships or are you completely relationshipless?

Poor people shouldn't be allowed to procreate.

for me completely relationshipless

If you're not completely rationshipless you don't belong on the board let alone the general.

You get the pleasure of my attention.

Fuck off norman piece of shit

I've been in vagoo before user. I was pretty young though, and I don't remember much about it. It was wet though and pretty gross.

Doesn't seem like a great deal, anything you can do to sweeten it

You're the spic aren't ya. Just don't have your trip or anime shit.

Well if you've had female relationships but then realized you were gay and you can't get a guy I don't see why that wouldn't count.

don't you know its pretty normie to hate on poor people now?
Its all about hating the middle class these days.
back to for you

FUCKING DISGUSTING ASS FAGGOTS
FUCKING DEGENERATE SUB HUMANS

ALL OF YOU NEED TO DIE
PLEASE GAS YOURSELF
WE DONT NEED DEGENERATE FAGGOTS WHO KILLED MORAL VALUES IN THIS WORLD

ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING SICK

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>black man
gross

hey some black guys are cute

I would think if you got a relationship regardless of gender you could acquire another.

How about instead of letting you buy me an $8 game I'll let you buy me an $8 game and a $15 as well. Sound good?

Not even a spic mate just someone who wants a game.

Are you only using this analogy in regards to relationships or with everything? I got sex as a kid but havent gotten it again since. Sometimes a transition can put you into a hole and I don't mean a gender transition.

>hey some black guys are cute
t. Tyrone DeShawn

good morning meadows

Terrible deal

>I got sex as a kid
provided you mean highschool and not molestation then you presumably have social skills and are relatively normal and functional and therefore I wonder why you're on this board.
>a transition can put you into a hole
from which you a seemingly functional human can recover one would think.

meadows doesn't come here anymore

Ruari#8917
I'm still waiting on one of you pathetic sluts to buy me this.
kinguin.net/category/15547/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-3-steam-key/

Get a move on already, I'm sick of waiting.

i don't write people off

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>not being able to afford a 10$ game

im laffin

>shit 2011 game
You're a poverty stricken spic with a tiny cock.

Are e-bfs a bad idea?

latest was 13 with a guy friend (25 now)

I just think that discovering that you are gay can be world-changing to some and people in this place are prone to mental hangups so I don't see why it's unfathomable that someone wouldn't be able to handle the change socially, becoming a robot.

I'm not poverty stricken, I just don't see why I should bother spending my money when this thread is full of degenerates with no purpose who should be jumping at the chance to buy it for me. Also that fat spic had a Nintendo Switch in those pics people posted of him, which I'd never buy.

Get a trip so we can filter you at least.

No, I'll continue to post until I find a subservient boy who will obey me.

Stuff like that happens if you're attractive. So give up I guess?

Nobody's gonna serve a fat Puerto Rican juan. fuck off.

>still no nazi bf
>still alive
>still confused
>still sad

I beg to differ. Just wait and see.

Recently every time I listen to music I imagine myself shooting up my uni with that song in the background. What do? Am I fucked in the head or is this relatively normal?

Why Nazism and not classical Italian Fascism? It's the superior choice you know.
Post music at least that you think of the most.

Pumped Up Kicks. What else?

Not him btw.

>Classical Italian fascism
Are you talking like d'Annunzio or Mussolini? To paraphrase d'Annunzio, "Mussolini's march on Rome was simply him leaning upon an already ajar door"

Basically anything honestly. Even up beat, happy songs like Goodbye Stranger by Supertramp or Here comes the sun. Together with this I'm starting to develop some kind of hatred(?) for strangers, to the point where I don't ask for a lighter to anyone but people I know because talking to strangers disgusts me. Werid shit really.

>no musically inclined bf that will help transcribe the vivid, burning chaos of passionate human emotion into charted musical notation, as a means to communicate properly that which language could never express
ideally, we would be such distressing wrecks of men that become codependent to the maximum clinical degree so that we destroy each other

no presuppositions, no plans, no guidelines, and no rules. just two parts come together, both lost in the phenomenon of the other that is most accurately experienced as... a little less "romance;" a little more "wildfire containment: 0%"

cuz that's what love really is

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>What else?
KMFDM at the very least. youtu.be/9hmh--Hh0mI Step it up user.
Was thinking Mussolini but honestly any Fascism. Why do you favor Nazism?
>Developing a hatred for strangers
yes I thought that was common. I am repulsed and enraged whenever I see or interact with others even for a short amount of time but that's why you just avoid people and don't interact with them user.

Omfg finally!
You're Krysts friend! The other narcissist on the other site. You two circle jerk each other so much, it's great to see.

Hitler went against the landed Prussian aristocracy and for the most part delivered upon his promises to the working class, Mussolini after the march on Rome became far less radical and simply joined the same den of thieves, he didn't even depose the king.

Asking for a lighter is weird.. you were weird before, user. You're just growing up and it's all scary. You don't belong here.

>tfw no masochist femboy bf
Why even live anons, what do I do

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>He didn't even depose the king
That was a pretty big negative yes. Fair enough I suppose.

*cough*
hi user. what's up?

??? I don't get it, why don't I belong here?

Sit around in places like this but instead of
"oh woe is me, I'm yet to stumble across someone stupid enough to fall for my over emotional, needy little rat lifestyle"
you could try actually just being generally nice, open to conversation, aware of how you screaming your opinion is going to effect others and personal hygiene.
That's all there is to it. Just don't be human trash and you're set to find love.

People who belong here fit a particular niche/genre/brand of personality.
You clearly don't because you're growing up still and therefore your opinions don't matter yet.

Nor do your emotions. You have calmed the fuck down yet.

I've seen him post here but I've never talked to him before. He's a fucking amateur though.

Nor do your emotions. You haven't calmed the fuck down yet and then come to the realization that you hate yourself and everybody around you. Wait until that happens and if it does come back, I'd actually like you to come back. If it doesn't, you won't anyway.
I dunno. He's interesting. Not as sexually appealing as Kryst though.

I was talking about Kryst you fucking idiot, he's a moron.

who here is actually good looking?

I mean for all intents and purposes you could call me a national syndicalist, or something similar. Third position is most senses but entirely anti-bourgeois

Not here, but in the other site. Where you literally talk about how fucking shit r9k mods are and how this is one of the few places that'll still tolerate you. And Kryst complains about being tired and having no friends and not having good video games.
Why don't you look as good as Kryst user? Surely you want to look better than that.

I was eating out with the family and a few chicks were fawning over my hair in front of them
annoying as shit but it happens so often now

Me
It's not as fun as you might think. We're all way to focused on our up keep to think about you.

>National Syndicalist
I'm not sure whether that'd be much more likely or less to find than a nazi bf desu. I should invest effort into learning of various ideologies

I don't know who the fuck you're even talking about.

Yeah well that's why i just say Nazi bf rather than National Syndicalist bf.

excuse me, don't imply that i'm not good looking myself

Are there a lot of homosexual nazis? I'd think maybe nazbols or something

You're actually braindead. I replied to someone I thought knew. You just replied with text that leads me to believe you're said person. That's where this whole thing comes from. Anyways, you're absolutely the other user for sure. Similar discord name to the lad I'm referring to in the first place.
Getting upset means I was probably right.

There's a lot of racists gays but I don't think I've ever met anyone who really believes. I mean we don't exactly fit into that worldview ourselves, even if we believe in it.

Gays aren't a race. You can be racist and gay all you like. Being a gay Nazi is just nitpicking all the things you like about racism and leaving out all the bits that want you dead.

Do you believe National Socialism will ever actually return user?

that wasn't really "upset"

I mean, how else are you going to hold that cognitive dissonance so strongly. You're basically braindead to start though.

No, not really. Maybe in a 100 years, but this world is really fucked up.

>Gays aren't a race.
when did I say that?

It was upset enough to evoke a response from you.

>This world is really fucked up
of course it is. What do you think about Ba'athism user? Not nazism obviously but I've seen people call it close to fascism. Even less likely to find than a nazi bf I guess though.

>We don't fit into the worldview of racists.
No, you don't fit into the world view of homophobic people. Correlation without causation.

that's not very hard it's 5 am i have nothing else going on.

Oh cool man. How long have 2am feels been sticking around? :)

Yes, being a homosexual doesn't fit into the worldview of national socialism or most third position ideologies, however I didn't ask to be either of these things, and yet I am.

Ba'athism and Arab Socialism are pretty specific ideologies, fascism for Arabs and Persians essentially, and multi ethnic but mono religious societies such as Syria, Iraq, Libya, and Egypt. It's not something you could really apply to the west, it's also hinged around secularism to combat the Islamic Shi'ite revolution, and the Islamism that is enforced by Sunni states such as the gulf states, who fund anti-secular activities across the Arab world. I like them but I wouldn't call myself one, as much as I like Nasser, Saddam, and Gaddafi, I can't follow their ideology.