>have overprotective, religious parents entire life
>everyone says I have above average face, doesn’t help w/ social anxiety, no confidence
>never experience social life, no first kiss, virgin until 18 (pretty good for Jow Forums standards)
>at age 14, me and brothers combine holiday money and buy a squat rack, adjustable dumbbells, benchpress, pullup bar etc.
>I never go to events, dances, etc, just workout, Jow Forums, pc gaming, still antisocial
>get size, but eat shit and be a little fat w/ muscle.
>start cutting during summer before senior year in hs
>watch a lot of fitness youtube and zeez videos for inspirations
>get abs along with size, good waist to shoulder width ratio, decent chest and delts
>tfw very little confidence, but feel aesthetic
>parents and step brother talk me into going to high school homecoming dance
>no date, dress semiformal, plan is to stick w/ friends and avoid dancing due to anxiety
>everywhere I go, girls are looking at me
(cont)
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Cont..
>everywhere I go, girls are looking at me
>I don't pay them thots no mind though
>I have only one goal in mind this night:
>sucking Chad's cock
>There's this one other guy, let's call him Chad, who the girls have been eyeing all night as well
>But they aren't alone at that,
>I've been eyeing his bulge all evening as well
>Problem is I feel like such a beta while he's around
>He notices that all the girls are looking at me and throws me one of his really sexy smirks and approaches me
>fuckfuckfuck.gif
Is that Joe Delaney?
I'm bored already OP just stop
>have good parents who try to raise you not to be a degenerate
>still get brainwashed by jew media into mental illness
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>Chad strides towards me in full confidence
>my feelings of beta-ness increase a hundredfold
>He doesn't look like he lifts that much (at least not as much as I did at the time), but that suit he's wearing fits him like a glove
>That slick sext grey suit wraps tighly around his body and I stare as the ripples of the fabric dance across his groin
>I start imagining myself kneeling prostrate before his member, mouth agape as it tickles the corners of my lips
>Lost in thought, I am unable to avert my gaze and it becomes painfully clear that he is aware of this
>"eyes up here buddy"
>I am jolted back to reality, and turn my eyes away
>blush.gif
>I slowly bring my eyes towards his and I see that his sexy smirks still hasn't left his handsome face
>I try my best to throw an equally sexy grin at him, but I cannot help but feel like I am just awkwardly showing him my teeth
>He laughs
>"It's alright bro I'm used to be stared at, even by dudes. Unfortunately for me, it looks like I'm not the only one getting stares this evening."
>He winks at me and my heart skips a beat
>"What's your name?"
(Cont.)
No one gives a shit.
Cont...
>My name is user and I poo poo!
>I go toilet and no smelling?
>Sad
Was expecting a hard life story of how he defied everyone and made it all i got was a gay fan fiction
OP once again a fag/10
fuck this shit ass thread
Cont....
>Chad bursts out in laughter after watching me spill my spaghetti all over the place
>"I have that effect on-"
>I rush to the bathroom before he could complete the sentence
>He follows me
>Things are going as planned
>I head into the stall I had prepared and proceed to take my pants off and sit on the toilet and wait
>I had drilled a hole on the stall yesterday for this exact moment.
>I hear the bathroom door open and hear him call for me.
>I had left the next stall door open so he could see the hole I drilled
>He apparently sees the open stall and I hear him walk to it.
>I am shaking with excitement as I hear see his shadow step into the stall.
>"G-L-O.. glory hole? You little slut. You could've at least written something more romantic."
>*Click* I hear him close and lock the stall next to me.
>*Zip* I hear him unzip his pants.
>I see the hole I had drilled darken, he is standing right next to me.
>This is the moment I was waiting for.
>I quietly open the toilet cover and reach for the bowie knife taped underneath it.
(Cont.)
LOL that twist
C'mon, we need more
Here’s mine
>fucked a girl for 40 minutes non stop
>entire time she couldn’t do anything but grunt and scream
>she lets me take photos and she takes one of my dick when I’m finished
>says ‘I love you’ after 5 minutes of me eating her pussy.
>when I’m done and about to leave she calls her boss on the phone and says something in Chinese
>she even dropped price to ¥12400
日本だと払わないでできるのに
せめて現地の女の子ぐらいやれよ
私の友達は、私が日本にいたらいいのに。 私は、多くの女の子を犯したuserの話を聞いて、妊娠したKhanが誇りに思ってくれるようにしました。
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>He pushes his sick through the hole
>Didn't realise how big he'd be, his girth touches the sides
>grab him with my left hand, knife is in my right
>"are you gonna do anything?" He chuckles.
>I lower the knife
>I cut my balls off and pop one in my mouth
>"Fancy a gobstopper?" I ask him
>I throw one over to him
>I take him in my mouth and push my ball into his Jap's eye with my tongue
>"Fancy a gobstopper?" I ask him
My sides
Cont...
>Now he can't pull back through the hole because my ball inside his ureatha.
>"This isn't a gobstopper" he shrieks
>"Yes it is"I lie
>"Oh, OK then" He continues, "My Willy hurts"
>just then Elon Musk walks in and starts congratulating us on, and I wore, "The occupants if the first toilet cubicles in space"
>anyway, he fucks off and be and Chaddy boy hear a big noise and we blast off
>we don't go high enough however because, and I was only informed of this later, we were supposed to flush the toilets on blast off.
>Land with him next to me, dick still poked through the cubicle wall
>op tells elaborate story
>still virgin at the end.
Cant escape.
Cont...
> I start fucking the above poster twenty years after fucking his mom
Cont...
>the white people come and give shadows
>dog man bites
>Chad uses my ball to play baseball and gives me a striker
How is this related to papercraft and origami?
Eating whore cunt
Disgusting and not worth the protons
Sorry, I thought this was the crab shucking thread.
How does one shuck a crab?
This girl explained it a lot better than I can
m.youtube.com
40. Min nonstop
Fuck off you did
>40. Min nonstop
Not him, but that's what happens when you desensitize yourself by masturbating with an iron grip to porn for years
t. Guy who can fuck a girl to multiple orgasms for over an hour with no problem but has never actually finished in a vagina because I gotta use my hand or a really good blowjob
Nofap helps tremendously, but it's not a big enough reason to do it for me and last time I did I just surpised my ex with a facial
In that case I’ll remeove my statement.
I’ll have to look into that further.
Nigga don't
You can damage your dick with the iron grip thing, I'm happy I'm fine, but I'd rather be a bit more sensitive
If you just want to cum less quickly try long masturbation sessions (talking at least 1-2 hours here or more) with spit as your only lube.
Once again, careful with the grip though.
All in all it's really not worth it mang
Actually I was more thinking of numbing sprays, I already fucked my dick up as a kid by sittin cross legged for half an hour every day after my shower and wearing tight underpants and now it twists to the he right
I didn't think you could show that on YouTube.
I'm sure there are at least 3-4 people telling that story and OP only posted once and gave up after the first poster cut his story short.
t.captain assblast
YouTube filters are messed up, there’s a video of a girl getting fingered and it’s ok because it’s a ‘full body massage’
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search for baby mama and hand expression
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bummmmp
>fancy a gobstopper
Has anyone ever seen a thread with a worse OP? He's such an unbelievable coward and moron that he ran off as soon as his stupid little story got derailed, what a fucking faggot.
>goal is being a faggot
ruined. not even reading the rest