>makes you a drug addict >makes you feel like shit without at least one cup a day and can't function properly >makes your senses dull: taste, feel, smell going to shit, sex feels like shit >makes you anxious, jittery >makes your memory retention shit >makes you can't sleep at night >makes your breath smell like shit >makes your hearth palipate >makes your brain a fried swelling brainlet
all of this for a temporary high of 4 hours, feeling good, getting a bit of energy, that you normally would with a good diet.
>makes you a drug addict I've literally stopped for like a week before >makes you feel like shit without at least one cup a day and can't function properly Only if I'm working and need to focus >makes your senses dull: taste, feel, smell going to shit, sex feels like shit ??? Source >makes you anxious, jittery Only if you drink too much >makes your memory retention shit ??? Source >makes you can't sleep at night Sleep just fine >makes your breath smell like shit Literally any food or drink will do that >makes your hearth palipate how many coffees are you drinking, jesus >makes your brain a fried swelling brainlet does it though
Conversely: >Protects your liver from damage >Shown to reduce chances of Alzheimer's and cancer >Keeps you awake in the mornings >Feels like the breath of god
Angel Lopez
Literally none of these apply to me and I drink a cup a day and on occassion go without.
Jaxon Gutierrez
moderation you fools
Thomas Butler
last i recall coffee isn't a faggot unlike OP
Tyler Green
>memory retention No it doesn't. There are studies out there saying it helps with focus and helps you learn. The only reason it can impair memory is if you drink it too late in the day and it makes falling asleep hard. If you sleep less than 8 hours a day your memory retention decreases significantly.
Nathan Bennett
How do we redpill the jew caffeine defenders itt?
Jace Peterson
I genuinely wonder this, Since coffee is acidic like soda, does it thin your bones?
David Gutierrez
>not drinking coffee while you work out
Not gonna make it.
Landon Brown
moderate coffee consumption has been linked to longevity and good health markers including cognitive health in the elderly.
it is not just the caffeine, it has a good antioxidant profile as well as sirt1/2 inhibition linked to slowing aging ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26986569
Gavin Hall
>asks for sources >doesn't provide his own M A B S O L U T E D M A N
Gabriel Morales
*SSSSSSSIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP*
now now boys, try to be quiet while i finish my coffee..
dont listen to these medical cucks. the jew wants you to think coffee is good for you because it increases productivity.
it is a drug like any other. you dont get a high without a low. if you drink it often you will 100% become dependent, and your sober baseline will be lower. quit the coffee jew
Zachary Hughes
>makes you a drug addict wrong >makes you feel like shit without at least one cup a day and can't function properly wrong >makes your senses dull: taste, feel, smell going to shit, sex feels like shit wrong >makes you anxious, jittery wrong >makes your memory retention shit wrong >makes you can't sleep at night "this thing that wakes you up will keep you woke if you drink it when you don't want to be woke" >makes your breath smell like shit wrong >makes your hearth palipate wrong >makes your brain a fried swelling brainlet wrong
Dylan Bailey
Drink it with L-Theanine, completely cancels out the anxiety/jitteriness.
Asher Taylor
but! it tastes good if you don’t drink it black you’re probably a woman though, careful lads
>t. drinking coffee right now
Colton Cook
Ok bitchboi, if I can’t drink coffee what am I supposed to use for preworkout? Sips? That shit will kill your heart before thirty.
Jackson Hill
*lip smack*
AHHhh i love that first sip of the mornin'. now please roastie get out of my bed while i finish this coffee and make me some breakfast.
>2018 >Not getting your caffeine from Ilex paraguriensis >Drink yerba mate, healthier antioxidant, doesn't give energy crash, doesn't give you the shits
>hunger supressant >not an addict so I can resist having 387 cups per day >grinding your owns beans can be relaxing >something warm in my freezing cold work room >warms up my stroopwaffel >can actually taste pretty good if you make it right >don't drink 7+ cups a day and won't get heart palpitations
If coffee makes you feel that way, there's probably something wrong with you. I've been drinking 2-3 cups of coffee everyday for the last 10 years and I've never had any problems sleepong or with anxiety whatsoever.
