Get a gf

>get a gf
>can't stand her cringy texts

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Stupid frog poster.

Sage thread

fitness and health only.

MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

>user tell me that im beautiful

If you don't like your gf you should dump her. I made the mistake of fucking the first thing that showed interest in me and getting stuck in a relationship with her. Don't do it, it's awful.

Why do all women type the same? You can always tells someones gender based on how they text

t. someone with a sample size of two women.

You don't know many women on the internet yet.

The reason ive given up on the female subspecies.

When i need to fuck i pay a prostie. Easier done than said. No drama.

I would say that fucking prostitutes is more expensive than a girlfriend, but now I know better.

I dunno actually. Gf just slowly takes your money whereas with a prozzie it's a 1 time payment.

>meet new girl
>messages every day
Fucks sake let me sleep.

A good gf is cheaper than a prostitute, but also harder to find than a bad gf or a prostitute.

>being mad that a member of the female subspecies takes such an interest in you
You literally don’t know what you have until it’s gone

Depends on the type of guy you are. Let me put it this way. How many males would go out for dinner, or go to the pubs and bars if it werent for their gf? Lol i know i wouldnt. Meaning... You spend much more money and time in order to have a lifestyle that would make u able to keep her.

Kek. Back to normieland dipshit

>fat gf tries baiting me into calling her fat
>i call her fat
>she gets mad
>i tell her to shut the fuck up

why am i even in this relationship

Why does Jow Forums feel the need to constantly fucking spam every board

unless you are in love with a girl it is annoying to have her constantly contacting you

Dump her, and tell her it's cause she's fat.

>"i'm getting chubby again"
>no, you're getting FAT.
>*tears*

i mean she looks good when she slims down but at her slimmest she's still 15 pounds overweight. who knew that eating tasty cakes and drinking soda like a fucking trailer trash retard would make you fat.

I know what you mean

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Both of these are cringy

>dungeons and dragons babe

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>dungeons and dragons babe

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>D&D babe
absolute alpha

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My girlfriend and I

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>Ice cream sandwich
>G'mornin'

>rolls before hoes

are you both 12

Are you even still together after that fucking shit?

No I'm 26 she's 23

I don't reply half the time.

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thanks this has taken up room in my brain which i can never get back, kill yourself

Ya

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i don't think i've ever seen a texting screenshot where both people didn't sound either 12 or braindamaged

d&d holy fucking shit

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nothing personal kid

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How do people even have conversations like this? What the fuck is this even saying?

'CORN'
mm

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No mods here just janitors do your part. Sage if you post and report

Normies watch Game of Thrones now, so D&D is nothing.

I don't know which of the message is the girl. 2 bitches in the relationship

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cont...

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>it
lmao

>d&d babe
lmfao

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Happened to me too. We were together for 8 months, I broke up with her yesterday. Feels good