i present to you the secret weapon, the cheat code, the key to any girls vagina.
Go to any bar / place girls party at, rail a line in the bathroom, talk to your target a little bit, show her the coke and hit her with the wanna get out of here? boom KO easy peasy
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You do realise that people in here want affection and genuine emotion and not a quick fuck while coked up?
And how do you expect autists to get any coke?
Speak for yourself. Affection and emotions is for pussies, i just want to finally get laid.
The reason why OP's advice is retarded is because
>its illegal
>i don't know where to get coke
>i don't know where to find parties
>i don't know how to get invited to parties
>i don't have any friends to go to those parties with
cocaine stiffens me up and turns me into a statue
also roasties want to do cocaine with chad if the average robot flashed cocaine around like that they would get the police called on them
>Offer roastie drugs
>She does them
>Have sex
>Next day, turns out she has a BF
>Accuses you of rape because she doesn't think she's the "cheating type"
Great plan OP
Also this
>people in here want affection and genuine emotion
homo
Just shut up you cheeki kunt will ya. You talk too much.
>it's illegeal
Pussy
>i don't know where to get coke
download TOR and search up "dream market" on duckduck go
>i don't know where to find parties
Look up "bar" on Google maps
>I don't have nay friends to go to those parties with
Plenty of people go to bars alone
Sorry mr Fbi but i want a long term relationship i dont wont to fuck a drug adict
>give roastie free coke in the hope that she fucks you
absolutely retarded, and a waste of money. coke is for prostitutes so at least you know you're getting to fuck them at the end. roasties will take advantage of anyone, especially a fucking robot with no social skills, and just do line after line without getting anywhere near your dick
trust me i've been to enough parties and seen enough cokeheads try this shit, from 2/10 spic manlets and weirdo white autists all the way to 9/10 chads that look like greek gods. every single time roastie just did his coke and left
pretty much this my peeps
Rate this cocaine I had a few weeks ago
Are you doing it off a whore's asscheek?
can never really tell from looking. How hard did it hit you, good cocaine is a bitch to find these days, i had some fire shit once and i've had no luck finding something that good again even alotta dark net vendors with excellent reviews fell short , fucking pisses me off
lol i live in fucking a bumfuck nowhere third world shithole, how am i supposed to get it through the internet? You are delusional mate.
In third world shitholes it is literally sold on the streets.
Im tired if getting scammed over cocaine
Fuck you niggers its all pharmaceuticals for me
You dont know how to do business
if you have mail delivered to you or are able to drive to any PO box with your name on it then you can have fucking cats dogs pounds of heroin guns you name it delivered express in the mail courtesy of your governments postal service lmfao
If you're in a third world shithole it should be even easier
does this work in church
church bitches are some of the most filthiest freaks in bed this side of the rio grande, i dont know if approaching them with coke is a good idea but if you can score one of these chicks get ready for a good time
Lol you people are delusional as fuck. Over here you can get the death penalty simply for selling drugs.
Sounds to me like you're just a big ol' pussy
OHHHHH SHIIITTTTT, FUCKING EXPOSED
So easy to be a badass when you can pretty much go free doing that kinda thing. Be glad that your country is so broken and immoral.
Whatever you say, wussy pussy
This guy again,
The thread got me curious about coke paraphernalia I might have lying around. Found a coke straw from a few weeks ago, scraped at the inside, and this is what came out.
I just snorted it, don't think I really feel anything
Whatever you say, badass shut in, privilieged first worlder.
yeah not much of a line :( the struggle is real brother
It's frankly ridiculous what a man has to do these days to catch a buzz.
>literally scraping coke straws in an attempt to get your fix
the absolute state of addicts.
tell me about it, everyone on here talking about getting women but id trade any girl in a heartbeat for like a days supply of weed, opiates whatever. Fuck
more like sober people that are bored outta our fucking minds