Walk into gym like so

Greet the people who just decided to greet me for whatever reason. Never said anything to them

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Obi off by one kanobi.

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This

I usually nod my head once making eye contact. Is this suitable?

It's adequate

pls do not insult my gym crush

>"Hey man, can I snag these 25s?"
>"You are not prepared..."
>"W-what?"

>be on bench doing reps

>walks to you
>watches you do another rep
>stares
>pulls weights off bar while in middle of rep
>"il bring these back its ok bro"

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Nod downward for people you don't know well, nod upward for bros.

>A group of chads are having a conversation by the scale

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Yes this is exactly correct. I nod down in a passive way, when trying to be alpha i nod up aggressively.

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kek nice

fart

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>trying to be alpha
>trying

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im sorry i have failed the alpha gods your right there should be no tries

Gay

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I piss or shit so it doesn't happen mid rep while squatting or deadlifting

>I'm glad that the gym managers haven't said anything about my accumulating mass of urine soaked fecal matter to the right of the rack

Throw some guy off the squat racks take the bar fill it with every 45 lbs plate in the area, and go to the middle of the gym and let out a roar before sqautting 2500 lbs.

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I AM MY SCAAAAAAAAAAARS

I speak like The Lich King to random strangers

Make a mad dash for a squat rack before some one takes it

Go through my warmup routine consisting of band pull aparts, goblet squats, glute and core activation, hip airplanes, rnt overhead squats.

how many insta followers do you have?

I go do some uppercuts or drink a gallon milk

Act like it's a prison yard. Load up 5 plates on a bar and deadlift it. Make sure everyone sees it. Everyone. Look down people in the eyes and shit. It's fun. If I get a few scared looks I just say some stupid shit to make their day. My gym bud hates me for this, but I really don't give a shit.

>stare down dyel dude
>he looks away
>"Granny smith are 5c less sale today, bro"

Assess how many people are in the gym, put my school ID and keys in a cubby, and then immediately find an empty squat rack.
>tfw usually pace around the rack or DL platform in between sets

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>granny smiths o man my side

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Put my towel on whatever i'm using first, then shake hands with my 10-15 bros that are already training, and take a bit of time with the hottie I'm chatting up.

My gym is rather social, I do enjoy it.

What direction are your circles. Mine are counterclockwise

most stupid shit i've said to date

>walk in this dude's general direction
>dude tries to avoid eye contact starts drinking water
>"Fuck man that turkish sebastian korbal got me thinkin about ponies and shit"

I literally don't even know what that means, but it just came out of my mouth

Jow Forums certainly does not warm-up
Jow Forums certainly does not start lifting

>Load up 5 plates on a bar and deadlift it.
>I get a few scared looks, say some stupid shit to make their day.
What, because you've got two pl8s on the left and three on the right?

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...

put my towel on the squat rack so no one grabs it, and proceed to go and stretch

>kick the locker room door open with a battlecry
>realise how fucking awkward it is
>i busted into the women's locker room again by mistake

haha maymays xD