Is it possible to do calisthenics as a busty girl without bouncing out and giving yourself a black eye?
Is it possible to do calisthenics as a busty girl without bouncing out and giving yourself a black eye?
Benjamin Wilson
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Angel Wood
Isn’t that what sports bras are for?
Alexander Reed
Or killing bystanders?
Jaxon Ortiz
>busty girl
Does this mean you are fat? I hear this a lot from fat people
Aaron Wright
Yes, it is. OP has probably given herself a concussion from trying to work out in lingerie.
Jacob Hill
LONDON
Jayden Carter
They’re not really designed for the somewhat large
Not fat, fat boobs don’t count
Jason Harris
>without bouncing out and giving yourself a black eye?
Larping virgin detected.
Boobs, especially big ones are the softest and best designed material to ever exist.
Your question is like asking if a pillow made of feathers can give you a black eye.
Caleb Howard
And here we have someone not understanding that boobs are heavier than down pillows
Chase Wood
Swing the pillow hard enough that it creates the same force as getting hit with a giant pair of boobs.
Would you still get a black eye?
>protip: the answer is no
Luis Rivera
Buy one online then
I’m 100% sure they have an xl for sportbras
Physics says anything can be a deadly weapon given enough velocity
Hunter Cruz
>Physics says anything can be a deadly weapon given enough velocity
Not all women know about the Takao Slash, user.
Robert Anderson
Sauce?
Jose Gray
Good luck
Brandon Ramirez
Guess how I know you're not a woman.
Anthony Edwards
> pleasantly surprised to see a thread about calisthenics
> it's some stupid thot
Brayden Long
Bruh, you get a black eye when something hard and small cracks you in the face.
How can something with that much surface area and squishy-ness transfer it's energy to your eyeball?
The force would be spread across your whole head and the energy transfer would be slow due to how soft tiddies are.
This is all under the premise that you are Hitomi Tanaka and are even capable of having your breasts hit your face in the first place.
Carter Adams
You’ve never been hit by a basketball or something?
Wyatt White
You've never touched a boob in your life, have you?
Samuel Hill
>tits are as hard as basketballs
You can stop being retarded user.
Joshua Allen
Ryan Morris
>basketballs are as soft as bobs
Brody Moore
those boobs would feel like basketballs though
Benjamin Nelson
>getting hit by boobs = getting hit by a basketball
Robert Morales
much more like bags of sand
Nathaniel Adams
>somewhat large
t. moby dick
Benjamin Bennett
calisthenics are for frickin nerds u doofus
Mason Cook
Much better meme-response.
Nathan Gonzalez
Just like a pillow, boobs have enough give in them to decelerate the impact to not damage your face
John Foster
salty bags of milky coins
Jason Fisher
i dont ever remember a time when i ever got a bruise from being hit by a basketball. I only remember sprained fingers.
Lucas Anderson
>They’re not really designed for the somewhat large
Ennell if you're not too self-conscious about how they look. Moving Comfort makes excellent stuff in a range of levels of support and a LOT of sizes. Be prepared to shell out some cash for good stuff, but it lasts, it works, and your girls will thank you.
Easton Campbell
You know the drill
Oliver Brooks
Landon Smith
wow
Cooper Jackson
hey /lit/
are you the feminist user from that thread?
Easton Jenkins
How is your back OP?
I know that once you break past a certain cup size your back is pretty much fucked
Dominic Parker
There's videos on youtube of women smashing beer cans and even cracking water melons with their breasts. Just saying.
Luis Morris
>jewtube
nah mate, we want videos on xhamster
Parker Lee
So does Christina Hendricks bulk for milkies gains? I don't think I've ever seen her in a swimsuit or anything else that shows off the midriff so I wonder if she's got a slightly shitty stomach or something. Is she just riding the fact that she's a redheaded milktruk?
That is a fantastic thing to be, but imagine the possibilities of a slightly more fit Christina Hendricks with the same tiddies. Slim thicc braphog Milkstina sounds like she'd be a turboMILF.
Brandon Walker
One can wish
Samuel James
I thank god everyday that her nudes got leaked
Chase Gutierrez
Double sports bra. It's what my busty ex had to do.
Ryder Ross
You don’t your just a vergin. My gf uses that exact phrase all the time
Aaron Torres
She had zero (nada/nothing) tits in her past with a slim body. If she cuts even a little bit her tits will be the first thing to go.
Blake Brown
bullshit. go watch firefly.
Dominic Lopez
I'm going to need a link to them, for science
Lucas Morales
Lucas Nelson
>SEMENovich
The memes write themselves.
Nice.
Kayden Foster
Check out Title Nine Sports; they've got a pretty wide selection of sports bras
Wyatt Peterson
Tits or GTFO
Brody Taylor
Bentley Brown
Chase Davis
Can i have some sauce?
Brody King
Oh Shit, name?
Alexander Myers
Hey, hey...she’s 12
Brayden Collins
in that case, nudes AND sauce
William Ortiz
Samuel Bailey
You don't make the rules here roastie. Get that straight.
Juan Kelly
Noah Williams
Landon Gray
You think calisthenics is bouncing around like a retard for 15 minutes?
Samuel Flores
If women can do fencing, they can do everything. Just keep your boobs tucked in like we keep our ding-a-lings.
Parker Gray
she got pregnant btw
Alexander James
This is now a milk thread
Robert Smith
She’s going to throw off the rotation of the planet
Jacob Roberts
What do you mean user-kun?
Lincoln Davis
Ethan Wright
If those things get any bigger, it will mess with the tides and the weight will mess up the earth’s rotation
Adam Davis
Fencing with big boobs sounds terrifying
Kayden Torres
Angel Rodriguez
imagine the bounce on the lunge?
Julian Morales
I’m just imagining her being on defense. It would be like a needle going after a balloon
Hudson Price
what about this?
James Bell
Those boobs are basketballs
Lucas Green
i swear bitches were throwing swings with the blades at males because they had no chest protection and would actually feel the whipping pain. Female fencers feels absolutely nothing. And i mean nothing.
Also you have no idea how many asses of female fencers i've sniffed, after 8-hours workouts in summer. I can still smell the fragrance of them squeezing out of the sweat soaked suits. Jesus.....
Jordan Richardson
Thought she was an amputee at first.
What a disappointment.
Angel Phillips
Must see her naked thingies. Post link.
Tyler Parker
this creature is fucking repulsive
Jace Turner
It’s like some spastic little goblin girl suddenly outgrew everyone. That’s terrifying
Owen Anderson
Fuck, teats and coffee are such a motiv8ing combo. Gonna fuckin kill some pullups now
Alexander Brooks
This.
Andrew Lopez
Seconding the Moving Comfort stuff, really supportive but still really cute. I looked up the Enell and I guess if you're cool wearing what looks like a straightjacket that's fine, but it's not for me.
Dylan Edwards
Jayden Rodriguez
Xavier Harris
Big tits + not orca whale tier fat are an indication you won the genetic lottery and should just concentrate on breeding because you are the perfect mate for procreation. There's no need to do anything more than light cardio for health.
Christopher Miller
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR WOMEN TO LOOK THIS GOOD AND HAVE SUCH HUGE TITS I FUCKING HATE CHAD WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS
Michael King
Its not fair man
James Nelson
fuck is there more?
Jeremiah Fisher
Little tit goblin is stealing the size of everyone around her
James Harris
>tfw beat my dick furiously to titmonsters
>finally get a gf in my life
>end up dating petite qt with clementine sized tits
>her ass makes up for it
>realize physical attraction is just only the surface
>break up with her bc she turned manipulative
>realize now that being desired emotionally and mutually makes me more harder
>its deeper than that and the closeness just drives me more primitive and more horny for that feeling
>still end up fapping to these threads
>sigh
Landon Thompson
Hire a whore.
Levi Young
how am I supposed to do that I wouldn't even know where to look
Aaron Powell
Julian Anderson
only thing ive gotten when hit by a boob is a boner, black eye wtf you talking about virgin
Adam Cooper
you should google her husband
Lincoln Ward
>i swear bitches were throwing swings with the blades at males because they had no chest protection and would actually feel the whipping pain
But they do make chest protectors for men. If men don’t want to wear them, how is that our problem? You should probably be wearing cups, too.
Camden Baker
NO I refuse to accept it, there is no way she isn't cucking him
Jace Bailey
why lie on the internet, man
Aaron Smith
I had stopped being weak and kept being whipped.