>be me >go to chemist after gym to get some medication for my allergies >in line at the collection desk >notice lady behind me on Instagram >want to talk to her to practice my social skills >tell her "Hey, you should follow me on instagram" >"no my boyfriend will kill me lol" >"erm i didnt ask about your bf" >she walks away >mutter fuck under my breath. she was a 5/10 anyway >leaving pharmacy >walk to revolving doors with a qt behind me >feel a sharp pain in my right hip join >lift my leg like im marching on the next step >qt laughs >ask her "are you laughing at me?" >"yeah that was so random" >try to talk to her "hey come on you can't do that i just came from gym and my legs killing me" >"yeah im sure it is, good luck with the pain" >try to get her number but she just ignores me and walks to her car
what the FUCK this is not what i signed up for. i though once I started gym women would be begging me for cock.
Sounds like you're doing good m8, keep at it, if you're American, take note women are bigger bitches here and don't respond as well as they would other countries
Juan Baker
Well it’s good you have courage but you need to practice well known techniques.
Youtube picking up girls/ redditredpill or pickup sites. Practice what they preach then eventually you will be experienced and able to pickup easier.
Jack Bennett
what about sex i dont want to underperform
Charles Watson
that come later user what you need right now is some technique
Blake Johnson
>Pickup artistry on jewtube
Legit great advice
Hunter Campbell
Damn bro just be yourself this story was cringeworthy just reading. She thought you were autistic. Stop the pick up artist shit it will give you a mental illness.
Brody Wood
HAHAHAHAHHA LOSER!!!
Easton Jones
Cold Approaching almost never works, especially for long-term relationships. Try dating apps or try meeting girls through hobbies.
Justin Murphy
>100% didn't smile once because "alpha?" >reading smudged instructions from sweaty palm
this story isn't true but it totally encapsulates the Jow Forums mindset. "I did everything the recipe said but it didn't work..??"
Aiden Turner
>feel a sharp pain in my right hip join >lift my leg like im marching on the next step >qt laughs >ask her "are you laughing at me?" HERE YOU FUCKED UP >"yeah that was so random" >try to talk to her "hey come on you can't do that i just came from gym and my legs killing me" HERE YOU FUCKED UP
Luke Smith
wow I have no idea what went wrong with you there. post stats and bod
Logan Davis
You could also just not be an autistic twat.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>be me >checking out groceries >qt3.14 behind me >no other way to start a conversation, decide to purposefully drop a food item making it fall near her >she picks it up and smiles, "here you go" >"my bad haha, im just always dropping shit everywhere" >"oh my gosh, same! i dropped a watermelon trying to load it into my cart and it made a huge mess and i was so embarrassed!" >"oh my god i would want to shoot myself if i did that HA" >she looks at my big chest and round delts (i was wearing a wife beater) >"well, you definitely wouldnt drop that watermelon, you would easily lift it with those buff ol' arms" she genuinely grins >"haha, these? ive only been lifting weights for about a month, my dad was teasing me to" (obviously joking) >"well, seems like youve done it for a while longer" >i finish checking out groceries, and i stick around to help her out >once were both finished, we walk outside of walmart and i rape her in my car
being Jow Forums is only the first step to getting pussy, social skill always comes first anons!
The true blackpill is that if youre austitic youll never be able to "improve" your social skills. Another blackpill is that if you were tall and handsome both girls wouldnt have rejected you.
Jonathan White
>Youtube picking up girls/ redditredpill or pickup sites Tell me you're not serious
>once were both finished, we walk outside of walmart and i rape her in my car Nigga what?? You get your groceries at walmart what a pathetic piece of shit
Nolan Collins
>i rape her in my car
good job user
Julian Ward
Don't do that. These autists will take you seriously.
>go to chiropractor >whips out exercise ball >starts showing me some exercises on it >quickly start getting winded and sweating >cute nurse watching the whole time
Wtf fit.... Lifting and cardio didn't help out for shit.
80 percent of a sex life is having a social life. You're putting yourself out there which is important. But it sounds like you're taking yourself a bit too seriously.
Gabriel Price
Inshhallah proud of you white boy. That's how women should be treated. Now if more white people could act like you ...
Zachary Parker
Fucking lol what do you even get out of this larp? Is fake approval from anonymous strangers really that gratifying? >you definitely wouldn't drop that watermelon, you would easily lift it with those buff ol' arms Have you ever spoken to anybody?
James Campbell
Jesus christ, you can almost smell the soy coming from this post.
Henry Reyes
Please kill yourself op faggot. You are an entitled redditor fuckboy and a disgrace to mankind. The only thing missing from your post is reddit spacing. Since this is a humiliation story thread you better start posting your entire life. >"I didnt ask about your boyfriend" >I though once I started gym women would be begging me for cock. You think you are entitled to women? Girls dont want some soft cringe douchebag who pinched his girly hips doing squats. I know exactly the type of person you are and If I ever saw you in real life I would knock the snapback right off your effeminate head and force you on your knees.
redpill is cancer. however the ONE part that did help was insulting the girl, and no I don’t mean flat out being rude like some autists do thinking they’re doing something right, i mean lightly roast the girl.
Xavier Martin
how does he have manboobs and huge as belly, but no double chin?
Hudson Rivera
I feel so bad for the crow
Jeremiah Peterson
Leave women alone you fucking weirdo. Nothing you said was remotely normal.
She was throwing you basic shit tests and interacting with you. That wasn't a bad start. You made the mistake of thinking too much about it rather than IDGAF and just pleasantly interacting back with her.
tldr - keep trying to improve, less male hamster wheeling, maintain frame.
Samuel Johnson
Try keeping it lighthearted, joking and smily next time. If you have the confidence to start convos when you're this bad at them, I envy you, because you will learn fast.
Ryder Campbell
FACT: australians are the most powerful race in the world.
Bentley Nelson
then how do you get a girls attention
Luke Lee
>dating apps >long term relationships pick 1
Samuel Evans
> Is fake approval from anonymous strangers really that gratifying? yes desu
Ryder Gray
im 6.5 and have not been with a woman in 2 years
Elijah Miller
100% of success came from trying, if you don’t try you can never win.
Austin Reed
i dont wear snapbacks faggot
Adrian King
>when the needle exchange program asks if you're diabetic >then they ask you if you are an addict fuck you guys
Fucking christ my flatmate Vicky won't fucking stop harrassing me
>get home from a tough work out and am tired as hell >Vicky is walking around without sock on in the kitchen >I have a huge foot fetish and notice immeadietely and start starting >she looks over at me and notices and asks "uhm, user, are you staring at my feet?" >I look away flustered and just grab some food and go out onto the living couch >a minute later she comes out and sits opposite of me and just shoves her foot right in my face >I almost spill my drink because her feet smell so good and are so perfect >blush really hard and tell her I have to go study and go into my room
This shit pisses me off so much bros.. she KNOWS I'm MGTOW yet she won't stop harrassing me.. it's so fucking annoying
Blake Robinson
you sound pathetic
Christian Harris
MGTOW is playing on somewhat rightfull frustrations but is ultimately a Jewish ploy or serving that purpose at the end of the line. Break out
Luke Foster
Haha you do sound autistic user.
Thomas Cruz
nah she's annoying as fuck m8. here's another time she harrased me
>walk into apartment and go to kitchen >don't think anyone is home >head over to my room after so I can lay down a bit >Vicky is in my room taking selfies in the mirror naked like pic related (I'm not only one that has a big mirror in the place) >immeadietely tell her what the hell is she doing in my room and that she needs to leave now >she smiles and says no she's not leaving >I tell her I want to lay down and she needs to leave right away and gently start to nudge her out of the room >she resists me trying to move her gently out and keeps telling me she's not leaving and I start to get annoyed >finally just pick her up and place her out of my room and tell her I'm MGTOW and this sort of behavior NEEDS to stop
Seriously man she's so annoying and can't take a fucking hint ever it's fucking infuriating.
I have a belly like that although I'm not particularly fat anywhere else. Annoying as fuck.
Zachary Lewis
What do you mean what's wrong with me. She's the one harrassing ME what the fuck is wrong with her I'm fucking MGTOW even though she's like an 8 / 10 I'm still MGTOW and she needs to respect that its that fucking simple
Austin Cox
kys
Isaiah Howard
You got me with your first post but then you went all out
autists cant tell the difference between playful teasing and hateful insult
Tyler Bailey
fucking top kek my man.
you do not realize that life is more than autistic fits about muh 'men go their own way'
m8 if you fuck her real good whenever you want whats the problem? youre literally seeding an 8/10 (according to your own words). whats not to like? are you fucking gay, faggot? >(no homo Jow Forums)
I mean, it's not like you have to cuddle her after sex.. or spoon her after you came deep inside her, while you slowly feel her chest going up and down with every breath that she takes, hearing a faint noise every time she breathes...
its not like you're forced to smell her hair, hold her tight and tell her that you really love her... while your hands go up and down her body in a slow, almost exploring like sense
its not that you have to wake up every single day with her lying next to you, huddled up like a little ball, pushing herself close to your body as sort of primal need of protection of the strong, male that she thinks you are.. and its not like you have to kiss her on the forehead just before you go out of bed and tell her that you'll see her later that day and can't wait to be with her again... while she wloly murmers some faint sounds that should mean something where you can only understand a faint .... love.. you.,. user..
I mean who would ever want something like that...
I mean I will never, ever want to have that ever again.
really.. I totally dont have an unending depression ever since that day..
;_;
who would want to feel that love, some kind of faggot?
>be me on leg day >near end of the workout so legs are jelly >bout to finish up with calf raises >carrying dumbbells across the floor to the step >jelly legs suddenly just buckle underneath me, fall right on my face >get a few glances, get embarrassed >decide to just laugh it off >laugh way too loudly and violently because autismo >girl passing by jumps with mild shock Not that bad desu but it was my most embarrassing gym moment
Xavier Turner
Haha imagine a guy that can’t have this because of his own autistic faults, that feels empty and resorts to fruitless masturbation haha, I bet he would feel really lonely and would be longing for genuine human connection. What a loser
Owen Campbell
you forgot the part were you threw your fedora on the ground in rage.
You are entitled to your one female for breeding purposes.
Caleb Green
>not that bad user I...
Zachary Cox
what a loser indeed. I would totally never be a person like that, longing back for the good old days where I would have the exact thing that was described.
Men go their own way.. right..
Austin Harris
genetics, i was 120kg and had absolutely no sign of double chin
Benjamin Peterson
lel, the idea behind MGTOW is to never get married, not to avoid fucking your slutty roommate.
Elijah Parker
yeah MGTOW guys try to distance themselves from the incels that naturally infect their movement and do the majority of the woman hating and cope stuff.
Asher Hall
>not realising this is obviously fiction holy shit, either kids are getting dumber or readit needs to leave, perhaps both
Jordan Butler
The closer to summer the more other bird tourists we have and 17 year old trying to get a beach body to impress Stacy, that’s why you see the same old pics and ascreenshots getting so many replies
Owen Ortiz
you don't happen to be over 30, are you?
this sounds like typical 30yo lifter behavior.
Nicholas Collins
fuck you why did this make me laugh
William Powell
This is decently crafted bait, 8/10.
Joseph Harris
>chemist Who calls it that? >be me >waltz down to my local apothecary >inquire as to whether they may have a tincture for my maladies >court the young wench behind me in line
Matthew Thomas
This is perfectly normal. The fact that you're even talking to them puts you in the top 10% of men anyway
Ethan Price
didn't even realise it was so close to summer, but yeah less than 2 months to go, explains a lot
Jose Walker
Be handsome.
Camden Baker
queue*
Alexander Hall
>just be yourself bro duhhhhh
Isaiah Roberts
the 1500 already happened bro nice larp
Kayden Thompson
i feel that user
Robert Barnes
>If you're poor you'll never have any money. If you were rich you'd be able to buy things.
This is how stupid you sound right now.
Aiden Brown
>be in college >free weightroom in apt complex >food situation abnormal for some reason I cannot remember >go hit them new PRs because skinnyfat and still on noobgains >hobble out of gym feeling wretched >lay down on grass outside gym to rest >lady comes by and asks if I'm ok >SOCIAL ANXIETY, ACTIVATE! >meekly raise arm and give thumbs up >steel myself and get up before I'm ready >stagger home >throw up in bushes outside apt >climb steps to apt and die on bed in AC >didn't even shower
Dude, you can still fuck. Just don't make her your girlfriend. Nothing wrong with fucking a woman.
Lucas Kelly
Fit doesn't have a recipe, it only has a list of ingredients.
Hunter Parker
top pasta
Henry Parker
What the fuck is going on in this thread? You get a mire thread, and it's 300+ replies of completely plausible stories. And then you get this kind of thread, and it's full of utter LARP shit. I'm starting to think Jow Forums autism is a meme and everyone here actually IS Chad.
Blake Jackson
Mire threads used to be full of autism with one or two real stories. Then we started giving people flak for thinking that a woman who glanced at them for two seconds was looking to fuck, and the board collectively realized that they were being stupid.
Gabriel Harris
I want to let the crow know everything will be okay
Logan Sullivan
I cried laughing after a long time thanks for that user