How do I get a body like this? How many goals do I need to score?

How do I get a body like this? How many goals do I need to score?

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play for a team that bribes the referees

That's not even hard to achieve.

but he's ripped

Be a total douche.
3 sets of 12

What has Jow Forums done to me? I use to think he was ripped and huge, but now he looks like a skinny dyel teenager that I could knock over with one finger

Be genetically gifted
Bribe a cunt to ref your game

Considering he plays Cardio: the sport, it's pretty exceptional.
If all you did your entire life was play soccer then I bet you'd look like shit.

apology for poor english

when were you when buffon dies
i was sat home eating big to get big
'buffon is kill'
'no'

goalbody

Chest back abs 5x week for a couple years

They fucking lift weights too you retard, just like everyother pro athlete in every sport.

heh very nice

heh

I look better than him and I don't even 2 plates yet, I'm not as lean but honestly he look's too lean like hes going to fall over from malnourishment

Never said he didn't, user.
Nice try though.

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C O P E

stupid..

Pay ref x F

Expected this from Uefalona but not halal Madrid.

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>Being this delusional
Sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of my TSUUUUUUUU.

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>If all you did your entire life was play soccer then I bet you'd look like shit.
If all he did was play football he would look like pretty bad too. You can't even read what you typed.

Suck some FIFA cock

It's called doing a lot of cardio, staying on a cutting diet, and obviously lifting. Jow Forums hates this type of body for some reason though.

>Cardio: the sport
what is boxing?

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Most are fatties that think they are swole or manlets

good

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Concussions: the sport

Literally spend millions on perfect life style, diets, personal trainers, gyms, workouts and basically every fucking thing to maintain a perfect body.

Isco goal was valid


Goal body to be quite honest

forget that hes a famous millionaire for a second and he looks like shit, he honestly looks like a skeleton thats going to get blown over by the wind, his douchy attitude makes it look even stupider

More than Messi
They don't pay the reffs you whiny cunt
UEFA pays then to make calls in favor of a team to help provide a desired outcome(sic:Nani's red card against Tsunaldo)
FIFA uses money to ensure refs call certain ways for certain teams, it's the only reason livershit prior to based Klopp ever won a trophy.
RMadrid's only crime is that they're bankrolled by the king of fucking Spain(and dragging based Bale away from the premier league)

but he does play football

Nah, Ronaldo doesn't really lift, 95% of his workouts are leg related, hence the reason his arms are so small compared to the rest of him

DELUSION

Why does his body look so weird? kinda reminds me of vg's alien body.

He's obviously genetically gifted in every way possible. He's so good not only because of his skills/talent but also because of his physique.

Dive 3x8
Score penalty 2x1
Hide homosexuality 1xF

Why does he have extremely defined abs but no obliques?

Yeah his build is perfect but I don't see how, going through pics of the past 3 generations on both sides of his family you'd never know they had good genes

>world cup final
>Spain getting trashed against France
>suddenly they loose their star drama queen
>complete turn the game around and win

lol why does this overpaid skelton even have a job still?

>Spain
Get your shitposting right, jeez.

>world cup final
>Spain vs France
Are you from the future?

he's gotten loads of surgery, hes clearly very insecure about his looks also evident that he acts like a 16 year old that has to take his shirt off whenever he can, flex his abs as hard as he can and still looks anorexic, if he wasn't famous people would say he looks like a skinny kid

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cope

whatever portugal is just mini spain

>world cup final
If you're an Amerifat, refrain from talking about football.

I'm European, thatss exactly what it was the worldcup final in 2016

>world cup final
>in 2016
Don't even bother replying, brainlet.

what fucking world cup in 2016? the fifa club world cup? he scored three goals in the final in that game

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Jow Forums has made you think that fat + strong = fit

>I'm European
stopped reading after this

>TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

whatever who cares, its such a boring sport anyway

Based retardbro.

Is it tsuuuu or siuuuuu. I see the second one posted all the time but I always thought it was the first one.

with one kick he could make your head a literal pit hole

stop talking shit, when you know shit about shit
he had acne and fucked up teeth, he fixed his teeth and skin, you dont need "loads of surgery" for that shit, stay coping

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I wish I could be this accepting of my own stupidity.
Bless you, user.

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>all these absolute fucking fatties ITT

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that pic just proves my point, he looks like a 15 year old, funny thing he seems to think he's big

No, it's "SIM", which is literally "YES"

he is more fit than 99% of men ever will be
copeeeeeeeeee

do you see the lats tho?

lol no hes not, the average guy in any gym looks 10xbetter, he would get mogged by a 14 year old

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There is a man that can eat the leaves off of mimosa and acacia trees.

show bod

But it does though

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keep worshiping some skinny dyel kicking a ball

Does no one think his proportions are weird.
like his lats and obliques are too big for his frame and the size of his arms. like to me he looks like a cobra.

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Do I need to explain memes to you jimmy?

how do I get those sick obliques?
started doing landmin oblique twists and cable choppers as direct oblique work 2x-3x/ week

shall this suffice?

he doesn't have obliques

t. fatso

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SS + SOYMAD

Like Juventus?

COPE

Lmao

T. Hamburger people

I'd pay anything to get to suck Ronaldo off and swallow the load.

Salty juventus italian little shit fan

no wonder I cant stand the prick all his fans are faggots, don't give a shit about football but messi seems far more respectable and humble

take all the muscle from your arms and spread it all over the rest of your body

seriously his arms are so tiny it's weird

Unironically good muscle genetics. So many fat manlets here mad that this guy mogs the shit out of them while being lean

you dont know what good genetics are

Good insertions=good genetics
The fact he looks great without much upper body lifting=good genetics

the guy has plastic surgery all on his face, takes drugs, trains at an athele level yet still looks like a dyel, his genetics are shit

Well post a picture then faggot

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What an asymmetrical physique, he looks like he does nothing but planks and pullups every single day.

no mass at all... fuck that skinny jew

only work out chest lats and triceps and a good ab routine mixed in with good eating.

Lmao you must be a virgin messi fan. Ronaldo is the patrician's choice because he is literally a Chad amongst Chads.

>Concussions: the sport
What is American football?

This guys actually tiny. Looks like he hasnt hit chest or arms since his last wank

Where do you see surgery in that pic? Literally nothing changed except his teeth you coping walnut

why does his body look so fucking weird

*TSUs respectfully towards you*

Kneeling at national anthems: the sport