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Kek, I'm pretty sure this one's about me.

its about neets posting their stinky shits and wee wees

>tfw 6ft
>could easily lie and say I'm 6'1 and nobody would ever know

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Zeus you on your way lid? Pubes has been counting down

friendly reminder 5 ft 8 is the perfect height for getting Jow Forums

>mate tells me he's 6ft
>reckon he's 5ft10
>staunchly defends this claim, first time i've ever heard him aggressive

dunno if he takes it extra hard as it's a manlet questioning his height

Spoons report.

Still all pretty quiet.
Carlsberg in a Guinness glass is drinking Magners in a Guinness glass.
Coal hands arrived and had a pint of carlsberg waiting for him. Looked happy.
Only one guy over 6ft1 in the pub.

>wanna get a burger
>my lids arent replying to my mcdonalds text
>might have to order one
>cba to pay out the ass for some paki shit

fuck everything

does anyone happen to have a receipt for a Logitech G402, even an online one? I need one to get a warranty replacement, but of course I thew mine away.

I'm 5'11 but medical records say 6'1 because I wore timbs to my medical exam

>that old woman's scream at 0:19
youtube.com/watch?v=RrrDLdeL2HQ

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alright sagiri lod

Recorded a choon last night lads
clyp.it/ksla5zoc

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odds revise now
evens revise later

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you can easily fake on in photoshop

surprise surprise 483

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someone cut the brakes?

Breaking news...........

Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London.

Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.

Hornblower it's called

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you're already a failure
later

people always lie about their height. my mate is about 5 ft 10 and he always does the same thing. laods of lads i know who are 5 ft 6 or 7 lie about being 5 ft 8. does my fucking head in

Still waiting on him.

What were your primary school fads?
>tfw ywn have a qt sofi to play Pokemon cars with

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If you've not stolen this, it's pretty good.

Nice kino edition

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Same as everyone adding an inch to their cock

You in the boatyard thing lid? I'd text you but im low on credit

Digimon got surprisingly big at my primary school for like 6 months

>this is atually what Sagiri looks like
Wow.

I'll tell you the truth lads, I'm 5ft 8 and have a 6 inch cock

>first wank was to the thought of being Dawn
Explains a lot, really

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Yeah, you're probably right.
:v)

I don't remember the exact years but Beyblades were really popular at one point, also pic related

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pokemon, ear ring studs and bayblades

I actually dont know my hieght, i'd guess like 5'7 or 5'8. I dont usually see tall people, except one time a fireman made me feel like a little babby, he coulda had his way with me there and then

Not even bad lad, keep it up. Would have liked to hear you riff out a bit more at the end

Fucking hated scoobies so gay

>being dawn
Oh dear. Did you realise your dream of dressing up like her you colossal faggot?
Shit they were for me too. Scoobies are for Stacies
>ear ring studs
Digimon always seemed so shit to me, do you remember what it was about?

Think I have schizo lads. I'm at the age of onset. I get really tired and have proper delusions that when I really think about they are ridiculous. I feel like I'm being constantly watched by people. I don't have voices but I do have family history of mental illness.

>lad i knew in uni who is 5 ft 7
>"nah lad i'm 5 ft 8 and your about 5 ft 10"
>no, im 5 ft 8, the fuck are you on.

ree

I'm 6ft but always tell people I'm 5'10
The defensiveness of guys who hear that and are actually 5'10 is hilarious

Mental illness grows, it's a sickness. Just go to your gp and get checked out and listen to what they have to say.

are you working class? i have noticed that working class people tend to be smaller, i'm 5 ft 8 too and working class

how? i dont even have photoshop.

the problem is your height changes throughout the day. They probably measured themselves in the morning one time. Also you have to be pretty autistic to tell the difference of an inch on someone

These you mongo

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>Did you realise your dream of dressing up like her you colossal faggot?
Something like that

>Digimon always seemed so shit to me, do you remember what it was about?
No. I just remember there was an orange one that seemed like a Charmander knockoff without the fire.

Really don't want to because I fear the repercussions of mental illness by the law. I smoke cannabis quite regularly and do the occasional drug every month or so, generally LSD or MDMA. I really don't want it or I want it to stay like this; managable. It is crippling relationships. However it may be loneliness? I'll give it a few month.s

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>find image of a receipt
>change the details in photoshop
Also theres many websites out there with fake receipt generators. Just find one of those. They wont work in a store or sending them to a stores warehouse. A manufacturers warehouse won't give a fuck though

>I just remember there was an orange one
Not him was he a dinosaur?

keep getting spots lads
pssing me off desu

Cheers lad I'm in the very slow process of putting an album together

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just want to fug some sweaty qt with smelly feet tbqh lads. do men just get more degenerate with age or is it just me?

got them across my back, hurts when I lie down but none anywhere else.
you tried creams or face washes or something?

Christ how do you guys not remember Augumon who digivolves into Greymon?
The new series Digimon Tri is really good and a continuation of the original series.

>just want to fug some sweaty qt with smelly feet tbqh lads

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Eww
Lol post pics for a prank haha
Yea I remember the mascot too I think
No that is best fetish

Really getting into grime lads

youtube.com/watch?v=5N7V2fkpJqk

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think so, been so long ago though
nerd

LSD and MDMA can't be a good idea in your condition and although i'm a regular smoker myself cannabis is known to bring on hidden mental illnesses like schizophrenia.

Good luck mate. Do go to your GP though, at least to know for sure what you have and take the necessary precautions. Inaction will just end with you in a loony bin in a few years.

Ya sound like me lad, I smoked about a gram a day, would do LSD and spent three weeks on MDMA. I'd escape now if I were you and ask for help, it led me to a dark road.

The only bit of advice I can give you is stop the LSD and switch it for shrooms.

All the normal stuff. Crazy bones are the only thing that stick out, people were obsessed with the shark.
Total cutie, good taste.

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Kek

A girl did this to me once. I'm 5'5 and she piped up saying 'Are you sure, i'm pretty sure i'm 5'5?' while clearly being 3 inches taller than me.

I am 5'5 for real though, been measured.

I gave up tbqh. Never gonna happen.

>I smoked about a gram a day

I believe you but I don't know how you got there.
I know my limits of how much I can smoke in the evening and still do my job the next day.

Takes me about 20 days to get through 7g.

You went all the way to the boatyard to meet a fictional character?

Time to freak some lids out

youtube.com/watch?v=esGQn1TlVNg

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>tfw some lucky nonce looking kid had the gold dr who card

we used to play this retarded game called cargo, was something like you had to stand by the fence and run back to somewhere whenever a car was passing

and who could forget these stupid things

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Does it sound bad lad or is it just mild paranoia. I know you can't diagnose and all but lack of voices and hallucinations - auditory and visual - surely is a good sign? I may do a last acid blow out at 250ug to say goodbye to it but weed is pretty lovely after a long day.

What is with you lid? Gram a day is pretty extensive to be fair. 2g is probably going to last me a week and a few days. 1g a day is pretty mental. I still have a few tabs of acid left so I was thinking a final 250ug blowout to say goodbye until it's resolved.

>Takes me about 20 days to get through 7g.
Lucky you, I was smoking as I walked to work, when I was on my break at work, that was until I quit my job due to paranoia and became a NEET.
I'd wake up feeling all brain fogged and smoke more, just couldn't stop really. I'd try to quit and then be like "why aren't I smoking weed?", meanwhile my flat became a state around me as I was too high to do anything ever. Was not fun.

i wanted these but my mum never got them for me and i didnt know how to make them

>21 years old
>still scared of spiders

How do I stop being a pussy lads? I'm not as scared as I used to be growing up, if I saw a spider back then I'd run out the room asking my dad to get rid of it. These days if I see one I'll just feel uneasy while it's in the room, I'd constantly find myself looking for it in the corner of my eye to see if it's gone missing. Have to act like I'm not scared when my gf wants me to chuck them out

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you been eaten alive by that worm yet ?

You just man up and do it, the first time you do it will get you over your fear.

For referance lads, one of my delusions is I think my mate is an informer to my tutor and tells him all the negative stuff the class says about him. Yet he hates the guy but I think it's a cover to keep informing. But there are more details to it sure but it can't be true, yet I am very suspicious.

read spiderbro greentexts, lad

Sounds like it's in your head lad, but you could just ask him and explain that youre just being a bit paranoid from the bud.

well, you could take the advice of the "expert" in the last thread and just tell yourself to stop being a pussy

me and my bro loved beyblade, fucking banger of a theme tune too

youtube.com/watch?v=WsOlT-q89f0

Accidentally fell asleep and woke up at what feels like 100 degrees. Fuck it

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kek, slipped under the radar

have your (you)

That's mad lad. Why were you smoking in the morning and at work?

Don't understand smoking more when you're suffering from brain fog either.

Sounds like a determined path of self-destruction.

I'm not even going to try to tell you what you have and you shouldn't listen to anyone else either. Go to your GP.
I don't know about the blowout mate. I think the sooner you put a stop to this prolonged drug use the better.

it's really hot lads :D xD

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This isn't that bad of an idea if you come to him completely open.

You'll probably laugh about it afterwards.

>nearly 40
>see a spider
>argh a spider it's gonna get me
>splat it
Story from the past
>at my mums
>3am
>see a massive spider on my wall
>argh it's gonna get me
>leap into action and grab a trainer
>start swinging wildly smashing at the wall
>takes a good few whacks but finally get it
>let out a triumphant roar
>mum comes flying into my room to see what's happening
>spider had been on the wall that seperates the room but was right next to her bed

Going to message him now lads, mentioned my paranoia to him before but he has no clue I have suspicions about him.

Ebin milkies

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Grrr I want to cuddle with her so much
>tfw no lil sis gf
No mr wormy has been very pleasant
Its fucking awful lancasterfren
We had some odd games too tbqh lad

Well of course he's going to pretend he isn't telling on you.

youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

heh, nice door you got there user, would be a shame if someone TOOK IT OFF THE HINGE FROM THE OUTSIDE

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