That guy whose "workouts" last less than 2 hours

>that guy whose "workouts" last less than 2 hours

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>That guy that takes the hex bar and starts doing curls

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End this meme kys op

Sorry having better things to do. Working out is only a small part of my personality. Sorry that you're too stupid to have more than one interest :)

Y I k e s

COPE

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S E E T H I N G

>having that much fucking time to put things up and down
>not working out to perform at a sport

Inb4 oldcels who are too oldcel to play sports

>being this much of a casual

Ouch.

>he doesn't have 2 hours of free time in his day

sure thing bud yet here you are on Jow Forums

>that guy that knows just enough to make an uninformed post about it
>that guy that doesn't realize working out over an hour skyrockets cortisol
>that guy that doesn't even fucking know the implications of that
>shit that guy doesn't even know what cortisol fucking is
>that guy that thinks he's smart when he's actually pic related but will never realize it because the dunning-kruger got him

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How the fuck does anyone doing any legit training program that pushes heavy weight spend less than 2 hours a day in the gym like lmao wtf

Exactly. High intensity low volume master race.

45 minutes X 4 a week

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If you rest less than 3-5 minutes between sets you aren't lifting heavy enough. You should be red-faced and breathing heavy after every single set.

>not doing Norwegian high intensity low volume
>you can literally deadlift every day on this program and increase numbers

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Have you ever considered that some people don't have the cardiovascular fitness of an obese 10 year old?

>doesn't squat or deadlift

hello twink

nah you just lift bitch weight

>That guy that doesn't understand the economy of time.

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Try having some work capacity, fatass

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This. When I hit my high intensity sessions where I retest maxes my fucking lungs will hurt for almost an hour after my work set. I nearly passed out doing deadlifts twice today.
Stay tiny.

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>people's rest times vary wildly just as much as the amount of weight people lift

Scramble the autists awooga

>that guy who rests so long between sets that his workouts exceed 2 hours

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actually normal if you run sheiko, but you won't ever get to that level

>that guy who doesn't rest long enough and has to drop the weight

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Those people who post Reddit wojacks

holyshit.

how do you curl with a hex bar?

You're a fatass who doesn't do cardio then, settled

This honestly. Anyone who lifts two hours should be doing it for competitions or job. If not you're a boring overcompensating faggot

>that guy who is too much of a pussy to push his body so he lies to himself

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>that guy that doesnt understand that you're memeing
oh wait that half of this fucking thread.

Hex bar?