"We are born of the Lift. Made men by the Lift. Undone by the Lift. Our DOMS are yet to set in. Fear the Old Lift."
-Master Broem
"We are born of the Lift. Made men by the Lift. Undone by the Lift. Our DOMS are yet to set in. Fear the Old Lift."
Asher Wilson
Jace Baker
Ahh, you were at my side, all along.
My natty gains.
My skateboard squats.
Matthew Smith
A lifter is s lifter even in a dream
Brandon Wilson
DYELs all over the shop...
You'll be one of them, sooner or later.
Caleb Wood
Fear the deadlift.
By the gods, fear it laurence
Luis Carter
What's that smell? The sweet whey, oh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man lift...
William Evans
Prepare yourself for the worst.
There are no natties left. They're all gear-hungry frauds now.
Jackson Thompson
Oh, I know very well. How the gear beckons so sweetly.
Only a natty death will cure you now.
Liberate you, from your wild curiosity.
Jacob Taylor
...You are a skilled lifter. Adept, merciless, half-cut with creatine. As the best lifters are.
...Which is why I must stop you!
Luis Watson
You there, lifter. Didn't you see the warning? Turn back at once.
Planet Fitness, burned and abandoned by men, is now home only to fatties.
They are of no harm to those above. Turn back, or the lifter will face the lift.
Thomas Sullivan
Oh scoobs, or some say Scooby
As you did for the vacuos Rip
Grant us gains, grant us gains
Tyler Richardson
It always comes down to the lifter's spotter to to help clean up after these sorts of messes.
Tonight, Rip joins the meet.
Jack Scott
Tonight, gerhman joins the club
Jaxon King
Dear, oh dear. What was it? The Lifts? The Whey? Or the horrible DOMS? Oh, it doesn't matter... It always comes down to the Lifter's spotter to clean up after these sort of messes. Tonight, Gehrman joins the gym...
Levi King
oh amygdala, have mercy on the poor nattys!
Gabriel Ortiz
Now that I am Natty, I have come to this great site, the birthplace of Scooby, to seek my very own lifts
-Swolaire
Nicholas Collins
*screeches loudly*
-Orphan of Crossfit
Grayson White
Still lingering about? What's wrong? A lifter, unnerved by a few weights? Heh heh...
No matter, without DOMS in our arms, we're little different from the frauds themselves.
What are you still doing here? Enough trembling in your belt. A lifter must lift.
Ryan Sullivan
The DYELS cannot be stopped!
What good are powerlifters now?
Your whey is mine!
A lifter's whey for me!
Your punishment is DOMS!
DOMS to the lifters!
Enough of this terrible gym!
Michael Green
I'm at this part, stuck at the blood starved beast. I'll get it soon enough.
>That feel when beating Father Gaciogne
Nicholas Myers
>that 30 year old who idles at firelink
Brody Mitchell
Hello, good lifter. I am a doll, here in this gym to look after you. Honorable lifter, pursue the echoes of whey, and I will channel them into your strength. You will lift weights... and I will be here for you, to embolden your sickly muscles.
Ryan Rodriguez
AWAY DYELS, AWAY
Brody Jackson
Dodge left, my friend. Use fire paper.
Ryder Long
Farewell, good lifter May you find your worth in the normie world.
Xavier Rivera
May the good gains guide your whey.
Jeremiah Cook
Oh, yes... Massive Gains... Well, you've come to the right place. Gold's Gym is the home of gear administration. You need only unravel its mystery. But, where's an outsider like yourself to begin? Easy, with a bit of Gold's gear of your own... But first, you'll need a contract...
Gavin Flores
The weights make us human. Makes us more than human. Makes us human no more.