Sure I'll be your gf user, but first you need to eat this pizza, then you can do whatever you want with me

So I get to eat an entire pizza AND get a cute gf?
I know a trap when I see it

ask her if I could get the deep dish instead, they taste a lot better

That is a boy.

....implying that is a girl.

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>implying you wouldnt anyway

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Did Jow Forums (or Jow Forums in general) make anyone else question if every picture of a woman is actually a trap?

Go home and think about what you've said.

...

I'd eat the pizza and leave. Let someone else take care of the human.

in here he looks more like a man dressing up as a magical girl.

That depends, tell me what you see here user

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only that one pizza? and is she a nice lady? Like better than my waifu? If all the answers to my questions are yes, lets do it goddarnit

There isn't a LC around me, and the red and brown box looked like pizza hut to me. Last I heard, Little Caesars was shit too.

>You'll never come home to boxbox dressed up and waiting for a hug

Why go on? Feels genuinely bad.

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>It's got pineapple on it though user, isn't fruit tasty

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thats very clearly a man

>her

>Knowing what brand of pizza it is from only seeing the pizza and a part of the box
Go back to /fat/ you don't need the temptation of traps and pizza in your life right now

thats sneaky?
holy fucking shit NOOOOOOO

>have basic knowledge of extremely popular fast food joint's color pallete
>insinuates i'm /fat/
take a stroll over to /lit/, you clearly need it

Eat the pizza and creampie that traps ass. Test overload

the man hands and jaw give it away

>man hands
wat

do you not realize how big """"""her"""""" hands are

Mfw nobody gets that this is a sivir cosplay. Top kek. Losers

This is pic related just so you know. Makeup, hair, and clothes hide a lot of things.

Stubble, shoulders, face, hands, and neck.

Lmao I'm illiterate, because I don't eat enough of the worst pizza chains to know their packaging at a glance?

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If this is a trap I'm going to fuck kill myself

How the fuck do I get a trap gf Jow Forums? Normal, non-obese women are obviously out of the question for me considering my rating.

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Good bye you gay fucking world

So tired of all this tranny faggotry.

and yet people act like they arent putting estrogen in our water supplies.

>Jow Forums hates traps now

What the fuck happened?

You must be new here.

No, it’s more fun this way

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wtf I hate Jow Forums now

traps are too feminine for Jow Forums

I'm tired of this board spamming Instagram porn.

eyyyy you play league too?
neato

nah his girlfriend is just closet lez so she dresses him up as a girl.

>traps

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him and BoxBox

Eat the pizza then suck her girl penis

>suck her girl penis
Gotta get that protein right

if it has a small feminine penis, then I'm kind of in to that

Cosplay boxbox is Waifu material. Full homo

>airbrushed jaw
>airbrushed legs
>airbrushed chin
>airbrushed neck
>touched up eyes
>probably an airbrushed chest after looking at the instagram of the chestlet pushup bra asian that's currently his gf and is poisoning his mind

I feel nothing but disdain.

>Little Caesars was shit too
it's actually slightly better than pizza hut imo, and much cheaper too. Still garbage though.

So no difference from the typical instagram thot

Anyone ever picked up a pizza girl?
I tried to once but she got embarrassed and told me she couldn’t Gove me the family discount if I kept going, and people were laughing for at me because o was striking out

Maybe it's just the location down here but little Caesar's is the worst pizza I've had the displeasure of putting in my mouth.

Yea mine was located inside a k-mart. Trash squared.

I live in Mississippi so I assume most chains are just worse down here.

I'm not a raging homo (just a standard bi-curious), but totally would suck her dick

jizzable face desu

I can't fuck on a full stomach sorry babe

im down to carb load before a sport fuck.

Eat the pizza, then have her order me a second better pizza, and then tell her to leave.
>Has penis
Nevermind telling her to leave

I'm a vegetarian

Do you have any CHEESE PIZZA

>Vegetarian
>Cheese

A bunch of edgy teenagers from Jow Forums flooded the place

Unfortunately they're all too fat and ugly to even sodomise

Are traps gay? Probably. Good thing I browse fit.

According to the ancient greeks its only gay if you're the one being penetrated, penetrating someone else is straight, penetrating another man is even more masculine since you are making him submit to you
Fucking traps is the most alpha high test thing you can do

>vegetarian =/= vegan

Or be fucking the guy who was fucking the trap, that's pretty alpha too

oh yeah it was totally his girlfriend who turned him into a crossdressing sissy, he had no choice or say in the matter at all!

It's 2018.

its a man
sneaky

She looks like a dumb whore anyway

Sure thing fag

Use the grease to lube up her bewbs and get that best titjob ever

Wait never mind its a dude
Fuck

Shut up bitch and be my support also your bot lane sucks.

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>eat pizza then burn the calories by fucking her ass at maximum overdrive