How often do you go out for drinks Jow Forums?

I can't say I ever do but it doesn't seem very hard. Girls seem to do most of the work. All you have to do is just talk to them. Which isn't even hard.

Is it just me that finds her really unattractive? Not just what shes wearing but how she's acting too. Like her body is objectively attractive but I'm just not interested

>she

You go to clubs to fuck women not to find your life partner. That's what college is for.

>tfw didn't find a partner in university
>found a buddy to go to gym with 5 days a week
At least we have each other

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>She
>Her

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b-but i broke up with all my college girlfriends for dumb reasons and now i'm 30 and lonely

Yes I am actually.

30 years old. Never gone out for drinks. Never been to a pub/club/bar in my life, and dont plan on ever going.

wtf i love boipucci now!

Yeah I sometimes go to the liquor store after going to the gym so I can drink and post on Jow Forums all night.

Just came. What's her name?Retards believe every girl is actually a guy because they're repressed literal faggots. Not every girl has a dick. Get off Jow Forums every once in a while.

Twerking always turns it off for me. I could see literally any one of my favorite actresses, porn stars, etc. twerk and it would all instantly be ruined.

how do i go out at a bar? like just walk in and ask the tender for a drink?

no way that's a dude with that waist and shoulders

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once or twice month

Seems like someone hasn't heard why Thailand is famous for besides its rice and bagged soda.

do you think that no women exist in thailand or some shit?

the world isn't actually a big meme

What's with all the prostitutes there?

They're raising money for a trip to Antarctica.

>life partner
>in college
Every girl is sucking dick and fucking either to pass, or for fun. The last thing you'll find is a life partner in college. And if they're not doing any of those with amateur porn and nudes floating around, they're protesting women's rights and Marxism.

>Military fag
>Live in the dorms
>Stationed in a small town
>In the middle of nowhere
>In a cold as fuck state
>Where all the girls get passed around like a cigarette
A lot. A fucking lot.

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just walk in and ask for a beer like in the movies

Lmao sad that you think that girls that go out clubbing aren't the same 'good girls' in your college lecture.

I had a drink tonight.
I regret those calories that I could have spent on Cheez-its or Doritos.

That's an actual tranny you retard.

Who talked about no women there m8?

It is not a meme. It's a fact that in Thailand you can find the most femenine traps in the world. They even have beauty contests for the most passable trap.

yes, why didn't you go to the bar on your 21st birthday

That's a ladyboy bar you dumbass

>beer

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Because of those gotdamn niggerz amirite ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

youtu.be/JduwJZsWfMo

You have no proof you faggots. You just wish she had a cock for you to suck on.

>>Where all the girls get passed around like a cigarette
Go on...

If that's a guy you just gave me the gay... Got sauce or a name? Google gives me nothing

Stop painting all women with a broad brush. You will waste years being bitter for no reason over a handful of girls not living up to your perfect standard. No woman ever will, either. Don't let perfection get in the way of the good.

once a month.

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Walk in confidently, sit at the bar, look at what's on draft or in the beer fridge, don't ever ask them to surprise you or suggest drinks they don't have time or want to, drink your beer, do stuff on your phone or watch the tv until a qt starts making eye contact, approach and ask what brings her out, what she does basic small talk, find a place to sit with her and put up with her stories until you're ready to go and say so what was your plan for the rest of the night with a smile so she knows the implication, leave with her and fugg
Sounds autistic to type it our but I've slept with a lot of grils this way

they're all the same u fkn virgin lol

sounds like fort wainwright.

> Go to the bar at your 21st birthday for your first beer
> When you just came back from a 3 years deployment in Irak where you killed people for oil
'Murica, fuck yeah!

>Not having a fake id by 16

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> Needing a fake ID to drink a beer at 16
That's exactly my point

How desperate do you have to be to want to have sex with someone like that? By no means is she ugly but she is disgusting, I would rather be a single virgin my entire life. Not that theres anything bad with that

C O P E

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GAY haha

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dude, that's not a girl

Adam's apple

It's not a beer, it's some wine spritzer type thing.

I'm not trying to be bitter. But if you think a girl being at college or being in a club is somehow an indicator of their sexuality you're sadly mistaken

I don't like clubs or bars, but I enjoy spending time in a cozy pub, at a festival or fair.
And since I am on the Germany there is always beer around.

#6

But why?

youtube.com/watch?v=2BEvh6HSQc0

think you just said the same thing he said...

my proudest fap, thanks Jow Forums

this is a ladyboy lmao

I feel the opposite towards pubs, they're usually full of miserable cunts over here in the UK, unless football is on.
Clubs are comfy, loud music and girls are my vices

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>people complaining that this is a trap
>apparently this is a bad thing

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>they're usually full of miserable cunts
Understandable, but that's also the case here often.
But I just don't feel comfortable in clubs, too many people, too loud, and the majority is for electronic music and hiphop which I both don't really like.

>That's what college is for

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Based

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I've got some money saved up and a shit load of PTO to use up. Been thinking about whore mongering in Thailand for a week all by myself.

Any of you experienced lads have any suggestions?

>just came
It's over user. You're gay now. I'm sorry, but that's just how it works

for the past 2 years It's been way too often, at least every second weekend, but usually every weekend

but these past few weeks I've been volunteering as designated driver to avoid the drinks and the hangover, feels pretty gud
can be pretty shitty being the only sober guy at a party though

You guys all pretend having a very active social life is something to strive for, but it's really not great, it's mostly spending time with people you merely tolerate and drinking or doing light drugs.

wrong, in South east Asia, especially Bangkok they serve beer on ice with a straw.
Even if its fucking hot its fucking stupid to water down beer but they cant taste it anyway coz they eat spices all day and think its fancy for tourists.

>Clubs are comfy
>hating on pubs

Where the fuck do you live, fucking bradford?

Pubs are great, sorry your locals are so fucking dire. Pubs also contain loads of pre drinking teen girls when you go to the right ones so you're a fucking idiot.

What a tradcuck simp... Hopefully you get hit hard by reality...

Spent the last 14 years going out and getting drunk roughly twice a week. I was basically forced to quit this year when all my friends moved away and I also had a lot more work to do. It's interesting, I never really missed it as long as I was occupied with other things. I feel a bit better physically, especially some of the brain fog is gone, but I think I still fucked my brain up significantly.

Salford, I have no problems with predrinks and whatever as they're alot cheaper and most local chicks have been railed by everyone. The nightlife is 10x better 10 minutes down the road in Manchester

never. I dont drink and dont have friends

my friend said it was amazing, apparently if you look good you don't even need to buy women, they will just find you and enjoy a drink and being fucked

I'm Straight edge, fuck alcohol

>$8-10 for a schooner
>$50 fort a case at home
>Going out

Lol.

would hate to smear the makeup of all the ladyboys you hired to whore out in front of your bar to attract weirdos

My best friend spontaneously went to Thailand all by himself. He has done trips on his own a few times before and is very extroverted and social, so he has no trouble getting to know people. He has spent the last two months travelling SEA and is currently in Bali and says he likes it best there. From what I heard of him I can also confirm .

>Haven't drank alcohol since 2015

I don't miss it at all desu. It's toxic and made me physically feel like crap.

Fort W gets a fucking Popeyes they are the lucky ones. Fuck them.

pretty sure its that brazilian twink who is now an actual trap

>>Military fag
>>Live in the dorms
>>Stationed in a small town
>>In the middle of nowhere
>>In a cold as fuck state
Are you me? Except I'm not even in a town. Just nowhere. Someone recently got murdered on my base too. Go figure.

Never, waste of time and money and that just shortens your lifespan and hurts your health and fitness goals.

Loser

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4, 3 or 1 for me lads

Rarely, I normally drink at home. I do occasionally go out to this nice little beach bar nearby, though.

Come on, 6 or 1

roll for 6

>tfw 2nd year college
>2 more years left
>no female friends
>be 5'4 tall

its ok i'll just kill myself