"Hey I see you working out alone a lot, do you want to work out together?"
Guy walks to u
>you
t-traps arent gay..
ok kiddo
My senpai
>Why?
>"Forsure bro,"
>Go in for handshake
>"I'm [name]"
>sure. Also, Ennesse? Never heard of that clothing brand before.
Bro its obviously Hennessey
C-can you be my bf....I mean gym bro?
>being this autismal
Fuck off faggot
Explain ?
"Ok let's go for a coffee after this" :)
non autist please leave
>"Sure! Gimme a hand with this, would ya?"
I like to train alone but he's a cutie and looks like he knows what he's doing so I'd accept.
>fuck off normie
are you a cutie though
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
I don't see why not.
I'd love a gym buddy. But on the other hand... I don't follow a schedule and I have sporadic gym sessions so it would be hard to co-train with someone
uhm gym buddy is a code for something else
Oh, sorry. I'm not familiar with homosexual lingo
please be my boyfriend
Scream, this is my bench, there are many like it but this one is mine...
Feelin' fit buddy?
What did you mean by this
Well this is news to me
I've had several gym buddies in college
I finally get the college memes about experimentation
>dad walks in
Sure, and I'll be your bf (bro friend)
Underrated
B-but dad, I just thought that-
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT IMAGINE BEING THIS
well-adjusted and polite
that i want you...
...baka
no
I work alone.
is that a yes? do you have snapchat?
Ralph Macchio did not age well.
No I don't feel comfortable lifting with roiders. You're like a nigger. I hate you.
W-wait a moment! Don't you think you're moving a little too fast, senpai?
I feel like you're not even the guy who was writing with me
I am serious by the way
Dude don't be gay, you're making him nervous
i am tho
Y-yah, I'm just a lucky >guy
Sure bro, what are you hitting today?
niBBa u homo?
"haha i dont think so pal"
**continues squats with cringeworthy form**
There isn't even anything homoerotic about this scenario. You guys are a bunch of fucking fags. No doubt you lust after shredded women here all day.
>fumble penis out of shorts
>"i-is this ok?"
Get the fuck out of my house. How the fuck are you watching me? Faggot fuck.
I just snorted
your door was open, dad
>blushes
>"ok c-cool"
Can we be serious for once?
Am I gay for beign attracted to this guy or is he objectively attractive?
I actually am if you're into twunk manlets.
Yes, GT is gay.
You're obviously new to lifting, so no. You'd just slow me down.
if you're romantically or sexually attracted to him yes, if you just find him pretty but are not interested then no
i don't mind short guys, i just like nice guys
where are you from? and how short are you? I'm pretty tall :( if that bothers you
>if you're romantically [...] yes, if you just find him pretty but are not interested then no
Not sure man.
>No offense but I don't like the whole gym partner thing. If you want a spot though don't hesitate.
maybe you're bi. you don't need to label yourself but i understand that a lot of bi people don't want to come out because it's easier to live with a girl than a boy...
>*drops weights*
>*turns head and half smiles from beneath baseball cap*
>*flexes a 'cep*
>heh, sure kid, if you think you can handle this
Faggot
if you're attracted to someone of your own gender, you're pretty gay. I thought that was common sense.
ye and
>"Hey I see you working out alone a lot, do you want to work out together?"
This is actually me. If I see a new person at the gym, especially fatties I'll invite them to work in on my sets regardless of having drop and add weights each set.
I wouldn't really mind, if I am xyz, then I am xyz.
I guess I should have tried that out, but being mainly an indoor autist doesn't help much there.
Is this realistically possible natty?
You can be attracted to a guy and not be gay.
It's just our desire to surround ourself with people we like.
I'm attracted to plenty of women but wouldn't ever want to put my dick in them or their mouth.
u guys are pretty gay
Yeah bro 1 year easily, just do SS for 6 months then split for the other 6.
mhh, i like nerdy guys as long as you take care of yourself lol... but since we are both on Jow Forums you can never guess who anyone really is
Well, if you are mature enough in that regard you can possible tell that apart.
I do have deficits with this and it leaves me wondering from time to time.
>nerdy
Not the Star Wars and video games type though.
I'd first ask him why the fuck he's wearing a fucking hat in the gym.
yea doesn't matter, what d oyou do?
France, 167cm/66kg.
Ask yourself if labeling your sexuality really is relevant.
Many "straight" guys occasionally have homosexual desires.
It can be with one particular person in one specific situation at one precise point in their life and they still might not be fully comfortable with the idea of having sex.
Does it mean they are fags, bi or anything else? Maybe it's not really important or meaningful. Maybe defining sexualities and making identities out of them was a mistake.
TL;DR chill out, do what you want with consenting adults.
I guess you are both right in that regard.
It's a confusing topic nevertheless.
oh wow i'm 20 cm taller than you :) i like short guys though
sadly we're not from the same country
I wear a knit hat like that in the gym. I'm shaved bald and it helps with the sweat situation.
Nothing worse than coming up from a squat and having salty sweat roll into your eye.
thats cool
I work out in my garage exclusively so if this dude was dedicated enough to stalk me I guess I wouldnt have a problem working out with him.
yep thanks im lonely
Alright, wanna hang out after the gym? :)
If I train hard enough then maybe a guy like in OP pic will ask me that.
>most men have homosexual fantasies
Sure they do. Keep justifying your faggotry to people on the internet, it totally doesn’t look like you’re coping at all.
>coping
I don't but you sure sound insecure being all defensive and all on a random Jow Forums post.
Do what you want, nobody actually cares. Just stop to be a faggot about it.
ironman btw
Yes. Wanna go sauna later?
Bro, w-will you be my spotter?