How do you get taller?

How do you get taller?

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kettlebell swings

kys and get reborn as a human

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Grow exercises

1x calf raiser x failure

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>finally decide to an hero
>soul drifts into the afterlife
>apply for reincarnation process
>wait 6 months jerking off in limbo before being selected
>soul gets placed in the body of a house fly larvae
>immediately die
>...
>soul drifts into the afterlife

it’s not fair lads

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Swimming, not even memeing.
I went from 5'2 to 5'5 in a week

Care to exemplicate?

Care to masturbate?

Care to extrapolate?

Being tall doesn't give you any advantages in life besides being able to reach the tallest cupboards. Women will give you a better chance first off but if you're autismo you'll get as far as any other autismo.

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touch your toes, then learn to put palms flat on the floor without bending your knees, apparently you can straighten out your back and unlock 1-2 extra inches with certain stretches
also hanging from your arms

Hang upside down and yell
"Grow grow grow"

Worked for my buddy, he is now 6'2" 210 lbs 0%bf

>210 lbs 0%bf
Your buddy is a genetic freak.

no he just did growing exercises, can you read?

I'm 6'8 315lb 0% bodyfat. Just be yourself.

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neck curls

This is the only way

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you tie a rope around your neck and pull hard to stretch and grow those bones and muscles. it works best if you use gravity to your advantage so try to jump from a ledge or something for greater pull, repeat for more inches in height

running.
helped me grow by a few centimetres... but yet not enough

Hypnosis (check the timestamps in the comments about growing taller)
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Get the surgery where they break your legs and put steel rods in them