Microchip transplant

Why haven't you upgraded to human 2.0 yet Jow Forums? Biotechnics is the next step in human evolution.

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wat does the chip do

no it's not
for that to be true, the next step would have already had to have happened and that step would have had to be something that makes biotechnics necessary for survival
god this is such a fucking dumb shitpost
3/10
only because this is all I know how to do and there's a wire in my brain that simulates sexual pleasure when I shitpost

because I saw shit like this on news reports 20 years ago and it seemed stupid as fuck then, and the tech literally hasn’t changed or evolved at all since then

>This much denial

You're joking right? In sweden for example you can use the chip for all transport, memberships and as all kinds of keycards. Thousands of people use this every day.

>letting (((them))) place microchips in your body
Begone, child of satan

>Being afraid of passive technology

if you trust other humans (probably kikes) enough to let them implant microchips in you, you probably deserve whatever they do to you

Once again, the technology is passive and you program it yourself, no one does that for you.

Are you a fucking shill?

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literally the mark of the beast
>And he causes all, the small and the great, and the rich and the poor, and the free men and the slaves, to be given a mark on their right hand or on their forehead

left hand in this case, but same principle

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except for the GPS part that they don't tell you about :^)
0/10 would not try

How would they be able to put a GPS on a passive chip that I program without me noticing?

ew no
the bogs forbit this

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you fucking mong, read the snowden report, your motherboard has separate chips built in so the US government can override everything, use your camera and microphone

kill yourself my dude

and facebook values your privacy.

I'm sure the (((company))) who makes these things will give you complete control over it. Not like your computer, phone, tablet, TV, internet connection, internet connected appliances, etc.

what sort of fuckin retard would willingly install a tracking device?

Sweden is truly descending into the pits of hell itself.

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Go with the times, insert it in your ass.

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>Literally just a replacement for carrying a few cards in your wallet

You've kinda proved his point, user.

increases IQ by 20 points

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"For their own good"
Government will MANDATE chips in children ("so we can monitor them at all times for SAFETY).
Time WILL COME when police will know where everyone is at all times ("For SAFETY").
Then the slippery slope to complete Big Brother World.
The Liberal Progressives will PRAISE all the monitoring for SAFETY. Just wait till they monitor every word you say for "HATE SPEECH" (Must have harmonious SAFE society)
It is not Big Brother that watches you.. it is Big Sister (The Feminist Liberal Progressives)

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>police will know where everyone is at all times
implying that's a secret

>literally the mark of the beast

Enjoy burning in hell for eternity if you get this shit.

>could put chip on bracelet
>nah let's embed it under our skin, especially to a mechanically complex region with tons of tiny bones and tendons running through it, which sees daily hard use
Hmm.

this is flat out false, the processor itself simply has ME or PSP which everyone already fucking knew about you mongoloid

>>police will know where everyone is at all times
>implying that's a secret

Hey there... we know you are cheating on your girlfriend... all we want you to do is wear this wire and talk to your friends about immigrants and the problems they bring, you know Hate Speech is a crime. You help us build up a case against these "criminals" and we will make sure no one learns about your cheating.

>mark of the beast

First of all, your god isn't real. *tips*

Second, the mark of the beast is VERY clearly a visible symbol and the text is VERY clear about where it goes: your right hand or your forehead. If it doesn't meet both of those criteria, it's not the mark of the beast you fucking idiot.

>girlfriend
that's a funny name for my right arm :D

This is the only true answer

or just put it into your phone everyone carries a phone anyway

Revelation 13:16-17 King James Version (KJV)
16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

We are moving to a cashless society and these chips while not being mandatory at first will heavily be pushed and incentivized. It only takes one generation. Parents will be chipping their kids so they can better track them and not have to ever worry about abductions or what have you. Plus the benefits of never having to worry about having your identity stolen, etc. Idk where you got the idea it has to be visible. Also the bible says right hand or forehead (dominant hand or will work with face based scanners), so left is probably the same it's just there aren't many lefties.

4 str 4 stam increase

This guy gets it. It's about (((them))) taking away your ability to survive in society without following all of their increasingly totalitarian measure of control, such as money chips in your hand.
>tfw mandatory microchip in my driver's license

AHHHH UHHHH

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lighten up dude, it's just banter

Maybe we did. But didn't tell you because your a whinny little shit.

>you can put your hand up to sensors n shieeet
W O W
You can do the same thing with a keycard or even a phone.

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literally what Israel's military surveillance groups do to Palestinians

If those cucks that want us to get the chip so bad, just have a version that releases testosterone. Jow Forums would be all overthat

OP posted a left handed implant. This is fine, right? The only book you fuckers will read (and not completely) says so.

it said right hand just because that is the dominant hand for most people. Putting the mark in your left hand isn't some loop-hole to get around it.

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1 int

makes you property of the ZOG

>yfw you realize anti-Christian sentiments are being orchestrated by the media so when chip implants come out millennials will get them just to spite Christfags.

gee I wonder what big nosed fellas could possibly be behind this post

Hmm... I wonder who's behind this post...

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How is it evolution if it's technology? Were cars also a evolutional step?

Wonder who could be....

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u cum further sir dubs alot

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a parent of a little cum dumpster junky thot

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you really think this planet is going to continue on this technological trajectory before going into the crapper? because i don't. something large scale will happen before we integrate into the machine or perish in its glory.

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>And no one could buy or sell anything without that mark, which was either the name of the beast or the number representing his name
No thank you Satan

>(((progressive))) technology is literally the mark of the beast
Fascinating but not surprising

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(((OOOOYYYY VEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY)))

duuuude
18plate?

>technology is passive
Lmao you have no idea what you're talking about

Underrated. Especially given that phone-payment is already the new hotness that lots of companies are starting to experiment with.

Putting shit into your body is stupid when you can just tack another function onto the small, convenient device that you're already carrying around anyway.

>It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.

S I X S I X S I X

>unironically getting the mark of the beast
enjoy your eternity of hellfire

So there is a few major problems with these chips. First off not all chips are the same. Even if you can use it as a bus pass for one city, other cities may have different chip requirements. You also wouldn't be able to use the same chip as your gym pass etc. Now if everyone used the same chip technology then it might be easier but even then you could only load one profile at a time on these (so gym or bus pass not both).

Second big problem with the capsule style chip is that the range is pretty bad. Cery often you have to hold your hand in a specific way just to get the chip to read. There is a flat flexible style chip which has a much better range but installation is much more involved.

The final big issue is that at the moment you can't use these to make payments. Credit compaines have 0 interest in playing ball to make this happen but that may change in the future.
Dangerousthings.com has more info on this kind of stuff.

says the guy using white armor in the fucking forest. at least chrome girl can pretend to be part of a vehicle or whatever

Got to love it when the cattle brand themselves boys.

White man birth control

>everyone carrying a gps, microphone, double camera tracking device around while logged into google with their personal details

haha yeah no-one would do this.

>working gps system in a passive chip the size of a grain of rice
Wew lad

>Mark of the beast
Please don't get this, lol.

Fuck off (((satanist)))

I would take a voltage detector on my finger tip. Just make it detect voltages over 50V so it doesnt triggered from everything non lethal t. Electrician

That's what feminism, liberalism, white guilt, mass immigration, race mixing, transexual/homosexualism, pornography, video games, and media/news fostered uncertainty of the future are meant to accomplish.

If anyone still doesn't know who is behind it - you are probably too stupid to even be reading this.

Anyway, the microchip is just a way to make it easier to spend money and have you data collected for profit.

Depends where you put it, avoid shoulders.

The point is not that the stupid outfits are bad camo, the point is that the lieutenant's outfit is a giant sign saying "I'M AN OFFICER, SHOOT ME FIRST!!1!"

Which is going to get specifically the lieutenant killed, which is going to deprive the platoon of their CO, which is going to undermine their effectiveness. If they dressed more similarly, the enemy would have a much harder time prioritizing targets, and would likely just shoot whoever comes into view first, giving the lieutenant higher odds of living to do his job.