> hey, user
> *giggles*
> are you ... an incel
> *burst into laughter*
What to do?
hey, user
Juan Moore
Ayden Powell
open up on them
Nicholas Watson
it ain't my fault
it probably ain't nobodies but sure as hell it isn't mine
Joshua Kelly
"not anymore, hey whore on the left, you and me upstairs Now."
Only proper response.
Evan Cooper
>pull my piss bottle out of my backpack
>start hissing
>crack it open
>BACK OFF ROASTIE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Launch my piss bottle at them
>Start hurling shit out of my adult diaper
>Return to my tendies and jewishly counting my GBP
Alexander Russell
what a shitty photo
Luke Edwards
fuck off normalfag
no such thing as an "only proper" reaction
i'd fuck you up if you truly believed in this "solely adequate reaction" bullshit
Carson Myers
>get on my knees
>pray to Saint Elliot Rodgers
>Pull out my gun
>Scream out "THOTS GET THE BULLET!"
Zachary Gutierrez
>stand down ladies
>throws knife in the head of the demon lurking behind them
>they all suck my dick at once to thank me
Luis Sullivan
HAHAHAHA
>me
>normalfag
Do you even know what a normalfag is?
Parker Jackson
not that user, but uh, I'm gonna guess you
Evan Foster
OOGA BOOGA BUUGA
>*chimps out and rapes them*
Isaac Martin
Really the scrawny virgin that stays inside all day is threatening to fuck anyone up over a joke on the internet? Don't think you could be fucking up anything pal.
Noah Robinson
return to reddit at once heathen
Chase Morales
DO I SOUND LIKE SOME FUCKING ONIONS BOY TO YOU?
Cooper Garcia
This is just too unrealistic.
Not only would a girl never initiate conversation with me, but I would never be at a party in the first place.
Brody Price
Women don't talk to me even to mock me. I get utter indifference.
Nolan Lopez
Start a small grease fire during the night
Brandon Barnes
No.... I am a wizard. THOTS BE GONE! I BANISH THEE TO THE PLANES OF CHLAMYDIUS.
Andrew Hernandez
>teleports 360 degrees behind you
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
Liam Ward
damn i was on cooldown and didn't see you beat me to it ya wise guy
Jacob Butler
>slip a little something in their drinks while they aren't watching
>Carry them away one by one to my car as they pass out
>Drive them to my lair
>Strip them and take photos
>Photoshop them as giantess'
>Print out the photos and put them all over the room where they're tied down
>As they wake up, greet them in a will Wonka costume and succc all their toes
>Get bored with them, put pee pee in vagina and burn down my lair with them in it
Austin Lee
Scream at the top of my lungs
> Certified Onions Powered!
Jayden Green
Teleport 180 degrees. You moron
Isaac Morales
360 degrees is better than 180 degrees prove me wrong big guy
Joseph King
let's play a game. it's called "spot the newfag"
Jeremiah Peterson
WTF DOES INCEL MEAN!?!? you fuckin kids always come up with some new word for the same fucking meanings
>tldr im 27 and im already getting to old for this shit
Gabriel Adams
It should be "thots get lots"
Henry Bailey
>"What's an incel?"
>they explain
>"Wow, you spend way too much time on the internet."
>walk away
Austin Torres
Did it
What do I win?
Ian Miller
a truecel wouldn't be there at the party
Zachary Sanders
Yes. Now which one of you will let me stick my hand up your shirt
David Harris
a hearty and original kek
Tyler Nelson
take my 9mm off of safety
Ian Thomas
this is honestly a great response. they will be so taken aback they will have no idea what to do. good job, user.
Liam Rivera
Good comeback. I gotta remember this if I get into the same situation.
Leo Ross
Involuntary celibate. A lot more of them here since their precious home on r*ddit got banned
Noah Lee
this civilian grade minimal wear pepe