What is an example of a tinder bio that would catch the attention of this woman?

Who'd have guessed using touched up photos of a model tier male would get more matches than an overweight balding pale weirdo

You could land a helicopter on that forehead of hers tho, just sayin.

Women rarely read bios. My literally says 'just here to hook up' but I still match with stupid roasties who are 'not here to hook up' and 'only looking for something serious'.

Imagine if a man made a tinder bio asking females to lick his ass, lmao.

Imagine if she meant to type 'k' but accidentally pressed 'l' since they're next to eachother, and didn't intend to seem like a thrashy cunt. I'd have wanted to see her face if/when she noticed that typo of hers.

One with a square jaw and big muscles.

OoF

Milfs can get pretty nasty though

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>people unmatch trump supporters 10 years ago

its been that long since trump was in office huh

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howd i do guys xdss

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There's a pic of her profile with a different bio that makes it clear she's talking about licking buttholes.

Sounds like a classy lassy.

I'd call her mommy while she put her tongue inside my bhole, desu

>bragging asslicking freak
err you really want to eat the shit of 500 guys?

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>roasties dont use old pics
come on robot
stop fapping for a day and get some neurons firing back

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also her tits are fake

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Shit. I hate the fact that they let a cringe cunt like you enter my country