PROFAP GENERAL

Yes, masturbating was invented by the jewish overlords.

Masturbate like once a week to softcore or your imagination, zero negative effects

then why does it hurt when i pee now?

>fapping is healthy and natural in males

The blunder of the 20th century was this being accepted by science. Our forefathers believed in literally the opposite, and they were better for it.

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Go back to pornhub, degenerate schlomo.

>reduce men to the status of women

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so wheres the proof for fapping being bad again thanks

>released toxins vaccinated in your testicles
Nigga are you retarded? Other than that, yes it's healthy to jerk it a few times a week, nofap is for the retards that have no self control and fap hours every day to fucked up porn.

Several studies show celibate priests/monks have been shown to live LONGER than civilian population. Same thing has been noticed in animals, beetles and microscopic animals - those who don't reproduce end up living longer. Certainly, any cults focused on total nofap like Buddhism would have died out if this shit was causing cancer like Schlomo wants you to believe.

>Doing something because it feels good
Hand over all your Y chromosomes you should've been born female

>those who don't reproduce end up living longer
r9k will inherit the earth

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Not really, as fapping counts as a reproducing mechanism.

Do not jerk off before lifting. Do it after. Everyone knows this, come on.

So do eunuchs.

the key is to do it AFTER you workout bro. super hard erections and very relaxing afterwards

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Nofap is about quitting porn, not actually avoiding fapping forever.

Basically, your body thinks you are hunting or fighting when you lift. Your body isn't designed to lift heavy things and put them down like an autist, you know. When you exert yourself, it thinks it is struggling for its life. Which is why it grows afterwards.

Humans used to fuck after spending physical effort. A hunting man came back to his cave or whatever after a successful hunt and shagged his cavewoman. A fighting man often raped the women of the losing side if he won.

It is not good for your body to jerk off like thrice a day and do nothing else. But after a good workout your body will demand that shit and go berserk if you deny it that. Think of masturbation as a reward mechanism; you make gains, you get to jerk off.

What level of projection is this. Most threads about nofap are trying to shill that it's bad to do. There's nothing to profit from shilling nofap, while shilling against it is at least profiting the porn industry and probably renders fapping addicts weaker and less masculine. Same shills on other boards that are trying to bring down the white male.

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>wanting to live longer
hahahahaha fucking normies

>testosterone raise after a decent lifting session
>hurr let me negate that by releasing prolactin, estrogen and downregulating androgen receptors because I deserve it

just rubbed one out, my balls are now moist with lube leftovers

Eunuchs grow their hair back too, but you also lose the ability to produce testosterone. Though, goes to show the body ages slower in the absence of sexual activity.

Incorrect. Go peddle your noporn meme elsewhere.

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>go-guys please masturbate for me, its really healthy
Fucking shills. Nofap is literally the answer to most issues deriving from neetdom.

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>wanting a haggard face by your 30s

you were warned.

>Jerking off raises your estrogen.
>Being this much of a fucking retard.

If that were the case every 13 year old boy would tun into a girl you fucking moron.

repeat after me

PORN IS THE ENEMY, NOT MASTURBATION

>If that were the case every 13 year old boy would tun into a girl you fucking moron.

Is that why boys in western countries are so fucked up today?

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Nein :^)

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Am a sandnigger, actually. I assure you the boys here jerk off much more than wh*Telets. When I was 13 I used to jerk off thrice a day.

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You have to be born a God
His genetics
His father
His training
His shouts
Everything
He cannot be emulated

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Sandnigger countries ban porn, at least those I've been to (UAE, Kuwait). Probably the reason why they've held onto their traditionalism and masculine traits in comparison to the pussified west. You are heading in the wrong direction by promoting this filth, imo. Israel takes control of Palestinian TV stations and blasts porn on them for a reason. It keeps people dull and unmotivated.

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>Go peddle your noporn meme elsewhere.

The entire idea of "nofap" was popularized in the first place as a method of quitting porn.

Fellas, is it gay to masturbate? Your basically jacking a guy off when you fap

Masturbation is fine. Porn isn’t.

is he on gear or natty seriously.

>he thinks nofap means you'll never cum again
>he thinks not masturbating for a few months after years and years of fapping every day is going to give him cancer
>he thinks it feels better to rub one out to porn than to be intimate with a real woman with whom you have an emotional connection.
Hmmmmmmmm

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Since I’m married, sex is all but guaranteed. But I noticed after I stopped fapping that I’ve become more of a “show-er”. Up until then, my dick was always small as shit when flaccid. But now I’m constantly at a half chub. This is beneficial, since I have something to show off when I’m in my leggings/ shorts combo.

Since I’m married, sex is all but guaranteed. But I noticed after I stopped fapping that I’ve become more of a “show-er”. Up until then, my dick was always small as shit when flaccid. But now I’m constantly at a half chub. This is beneficial, since I have something to show off when I’m in my leggings/ shorts combo.

i beat my dick and fuck thots unlike you incel porn addicts. just because you need to stop jerking off in order to cure your autism doesnt mean the rest of the meat-beating population does.

>just because you need to stop jerking off in order to cure your autism doesnt mean the rest of the meat-beating population does.
You fucking retard. Nofap isn't a cult that's trying to stop the whole population from ever masturbating again, it's literally just a remedy for people who are already addicted to masturbating. You calling it a bad idea because you personally don't need it is like telling someone that antibiotics is a bad idea because not everybody has tonsillitis.

chronic porn usage causes erectile dysfunction in actual sex, its not even debatable at this point. The research is rock solid.

The reason many millennial men remain skeptical is because they have no problem getting erections to what theyve been trained to: porn. Of course the reveal here is that many millennial men dont have sexual partners.

Well all i can say as someone who recovered from it after getting a GF and quitting porn entirely, is good luck. If you're fortunate like me, it only took a few weeks and some minor cialis usage to gain back sensitivity and have prolonged erections (this was the bigger problem, without cialis i was losing erection quality during sex) but for some men whove been jacking off to shit like incest and tranny porn for over a decade, they are going to have real prolonged problems that require a lot of work.

And no retards, its not a hormonal issue. My total testosterone was 900ng/dl last time i had bloodwork, placing me well above average for my cohort (20-30 years old).

I dont know about nofap specifically, but definitely chronic porn consumption is damaging. There is also a documented, significant biochemical difference is response to orgasm from masturbation vs orgasm from actual penetrative sex. Vagina is good for your dick.

>leggings/shorts combo
...

>Vagina is good for your dick.

Erect dick was only made for the vagina. The precum was designed by nature as a natural lubricant. Any other use of that is perversion. And now its coming out oral sex gives people cancer. Specially gay oral sex.

makes sense, any studies on it?

intredasting

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I doubt about this, and is not applicable in all cases.

I am a chronic masturbator, 3-4 times a week, and usually 2 loads per fap, I just fap at tranny porn (I find it more ethical (no homo(Im a whiteknight thats why I dont want to see real females being corrupted(desu)))... Also I have a GF and I don't have problems to stay up with her and finish normally at sex at any time of the day, I agree that fapping is a bad habit, but it doesn't cause erectile disfunction. Also she doesnt known that I fap frecuently and doesnt even suspects because I delivers

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> chronic masturbator
> 3-4 times a week

LOL.

dude, you're not even on the chart. Chronic porn addicts masturbate upwards of 3 times PER DAY. PER FUCKING DAY

Can confirm, am currently on the NoFap trail -- have no problem getting laid but can't get it up for vanilla sex, am only 19, got checked and have no physical problems. Luckily I got very good at pleasuring girls with my hands and mouth while I get through this.

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is truly the best way

>tell people you don't watch porn
"oh that's probably for the best, I really should be watching less anyway"

>feebly try to explain what nofap is, while tripping over your words
"so... you and some friends from the internet don't masturbait togther and spend all day talking about it because it ... gives you powers...?"

pic related is what happens after you drop your spaghetti.

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Wrong.

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Most can't seperate fapping from porn use after years of training and have to quit both as one will trigger the other. Once you did your 90 day reboot you can learn to masturbate again in a healthy way. But most who did realize they don't have to fap at all.

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Israel recently banned internet porn. You have to register and opt-in with your ISP if you want it anyway.

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what about watching masturbaition?
I am noporn btw, just curious.

Wtf is wrong with you.

Make rough sex, bare at the floor, not in the bed, put her doggystyle and ram your fingers on her pussy, then bury your dick. Honestly if that doesnt get you instahard, you are probably legit natural homo

What? are u sure u're not just nervous? sometimes i get nervous with my gf and i cant get it fully erect.

So solo girl, right? Apparently that is also a bad substitute. First you are tricking your body into effortless self pleasure like all masturbation, the porn just makes it more appealing.
But the real thing is that you focus on female sexuality. There is no dick that you can imagine to be yours. So you identify with what gets a girl off but from a lesbian/trans perspective.

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>Porn isn't natural
No, facial abuse isn't natural. Playboy, maybe light hardcore is natural.

All this says is that gays are fucking Garbage

>That's why I drink Bud light and wear tight pants

>My proof is a chan post

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I jerk it for the abundance mentality. Everytime I'm in a rut thinking about a girl, I watch porn to remind myself why am I feeling sad over this 5/10. Here are 8-9/10s getting degraded on camera, every bitch has a price. And trust me there are plenty of them out in the sea, way hotter than some fucking little roastie cunt who doesn't text you back

Porn helps me with abundance mentality, HEH GO FIGURE

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The most gay act is fucking women in the ass. You are choosing an asshole over a wet willing pussy. Anyone who chooses anything besides pussy is fucking gay

That's why there are several threads bout nofap all over Jow Forums, all of them talking bout fapping and not porn, and several people claiming nofap will cure their problems when the thread isn't about anything sexual. Because nofap isn't a cult.
Eat shit. Go not fuck yourself in a corner

>Just because you don't need it, doesn't mean others won't
Meanwhile
>If you jerk off to porn you'll get ED! Stop jerking off and watching porn! Science!

Yet 95%+ of porn companies are owned by jews. They also restrict immigration whereas they promote it in other countries where they have political influence.

That sounds like failure talk

The 8-9/10 porn star is repulsed by her fans and will never fuck them. She sells a fantasy ist happy that she hasn't to interact them with.

I gain nothing from you doing nofap. These threads are just exchange between people who participate in nofap regarding their experiences so far. But than you have the porn addicts that dump their cope shit in there all the time.

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If you only knew how bad things really are

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>Now let me tell you why you are a cuck.
>NO! I DONT HAVE AN IMAGINATION THEREFORE ITS IMPOSSIBLE THAT YOU ARE THINKING IT'S YOU FUCKING HER! KEK KEK KEK BUZZWORD

This one is just pathetic. You nofap faggots are truly scum.
>And if you watch a solo girl, you wanna be a TRANNY!
nofap just keeps getting more pathetic

>I'm just going to blatantly lie
Do you have facts to back up your bullshit?

Of course, kikes know its harmful so they banned it for their own. But continue to peddle it in goyim countries.

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Nice job ignoring the fact that nofap fags try their damndest to cram their bullshit all in threads that do not need to have nofap bullshit in it.
If you really didn't gain anything from shitting up these threads, you'd stop shitting up the threads

Your imagination doesn't work in the repitilian part of your brain. It just sees a woman (that you find attractive) in sexual pleasure caused by someone else. So you are in a voyeur/cuck position whether you like it or not.

>Once again, my proof is a chan post
>>YOU DONT BELIEVE ME? WELL THATS BECAUSE YOU ARE A DUMB KEK ADDICTED TO PORN! IF YOU LITERALY LOOK UP THIS OPINIONATED BLOG THAT LISTS THE PROOF FROM A SITE THT EXISTED FOR 3 MONTHS YOULL SEE THAT IM RIGHT! REEEEEEEE

retard

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>Let me tell you why your wrong by lying.
Friend, I mean faggot, you are just spewing bullshit. "Reptilian brain". Really? Tell me, do you also worry about how advertising agencies influence you to buy things? Do you like to ignore the fact that cavemen drew porn to look at and jerk off too?
>Imagination doesn't work in your reptilian brain
That's why humans died out, right? Cause humans had no imagination? It's not like imagination is directly linked to critical thinking or anything. No no, everyone is a small brain(like you) who can't imagine things and only believe in cuckolding.

And when the nofappers get BTFO they resort to ad hominems. They are truly pathetic. Go ahead, post more proof that Jow Forums has all the answers

>It's released toxins vaccinated in your testicles
This in itself is a case for nofap

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Just watch the "Hot Girls Wanted" documentary. There they say that they are just the horny girl fantasy for men but are nothing like that in real life. Most don't have an active sex life besides that in front of the camera. Porn stars don't give a shit about you they just what your money via ads from page views or membership of their site.

>Your imagination doesn't work cause I say so.
Mate, come off it now.

Stop getting your news from stormfront, faggot
t. Israeli porn viewer

I mean. It's super amazing that the one 90 minute documentary managed to find and interview ever single porn star who agreed. It's not like Lisa Ann has gone on numerous dates with fans, just cause. Or hell, even like when I met Lily thai and she and I got fucking drunk and partied.
>Inb4 that's just an anecdote.
Well, it really disproves your implying of "all porn stars are repulsed by their fans" bullshit

It controls basic needs like eat, sleep and procreation. Imagination doesn't take place in the reptilian part of the brain but in the neocortex.

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You are missing out big time.

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Oh, so it doesn't control imagination but does control the fact that you become a cuckold? You don't see how fucking retarded that sounded before you typed it?

Man that pic really triggered the fap addicts. Saved.

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haaretz.com/israel-news/ministers-vote-to-keep-lists-of-users-who-access-porn-online-1.5455056

>Brain theory is now fact.
Gud 2 no, frand.

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>Anyone who calls out my bullshit is a fap addict
>And anyone who didn't vote for Hillary is a Russian shill

Ksg yourself