NoFap is a scam

si, si, t'as vu

thats the best thing in having a crush on someone and getting to fuck her too. Being intoxicated from lust to the point of not noticing other women. It never lasts long tho

oui oui mec, j'suis en train de faire le MAKING IT hon hon

me

i am

Issou

Thinking about cocks counts too, user

My god I have something similar. I can't cum unless I think of something like I was just wanking.

just pop some fucking letro for the same effect

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I have at least a semblance of motivation to do shit when I'm on nofap for more than 2 days. The day after it, I don't want to do nothing and feel like shit a few hours after sleep too. Fapping isn't for me when I want to hope that I get stuff done the next day.

The effects are there is all I have to say.

It's supposed to make you want to fugg instead of just jacking it all day. Go get that pussy.

I don't want my libido to die though.

>day 12 of NoFap
>started having vivid fantasies of raping any slightly attractive woman I see
>had a wet dream on day 8 so I can't even get the supposed testosterone increase after 8 days
>saw a cute girl with short hair at the library and started fantasizing but then I hear her speak and it turns out he was just an androgynous-looking twink
>still kinda wanted to fuck him

When do the superpowers kick in Jow Forums? Because so far im just becoming more and more degenerate.

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dude I saw a qt from a distance at the library and when I got close it was a tranny, what is it with libraries

why are you thinking about (((females))) anyway you neanderthal

I was this close to smashing a dwarf, fuck this nofap shit

No fap is stupid. Do no porn and fap max once a week.

>more than 2 weeks
>horny as fuck
>still ugly as fuck

Day 38 here
My libido died at day 20 or so, and came back at day 30. I'm REALLY horny now.
It completely changes my interaction with women, as I am smiling a lot more, in a genuine way, whenever I interact with them. A good smile and happy mood is a seducer's best weapon

Np fap is absolute golden. I’ve been in for just a couple days now, and I haven’t felt this alive in a long time. It’s almost as if cumming makes you lose your life essence.

I backpacked Europe for 2 months a while back. I went 6 weeks without fapping or even thinking about it, and life has never been that crisp. I didn’t make the correlation at the time, but nofap was probably the cause

that sounds great honestly

>nofap day 23
>gets horny
>ignore
>day 34
>gets suuuper fucking horny
>suddenly feeling curious
>try shoving cucumber inside my ass
>holy shit best orgasm ive had in my life
>cant stop thinking about it afterwards
>gets curious and start experimenting with other dudes
>start being friends with benefits with another gym bro
>routinely hits PR and then come home to have agressive anal gay sex
>mfw i realized too late im gay

This was 8 months ago
I WISH im joking
Fuck this nofap shit it turned me gay
110% dead dead fkin srs

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NoFap is a scam, NoPorn is effective. My brain was wired to increasingly disgusting pornography and I got off that train.

Only purpose of nofap: curing death grip syndrome and restoring sensitivity of the penis.

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Stories pls

this is the kind of thing nofap or noporn might be good to treat. outside of that specific situation, i would say there are no benefits

Luke?

what about fapping with a fleshlight?

You kikes sure are shilling hard against nofap, really makes me think...

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shut the fuck up atheist

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>can't control his thoughts

Nice intelligence.

This. Fapping in moderation is fine. It’s porn that’s degenerate.

It's less gay if you're the top. Does he have nice glutens?

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I'm at around day 100 and I have a boner 80% of the time

Christians sure shill hard for nofap.
Really makes you think

Nice story book character.
Which one is that? The guy that climbed the bean stalk, or the one that was eaten by a fish?

nofap only works if you have a gf and bang her 3+ times a week
otherwise its pointless

i don't like seeing my gf that often lol

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>dont touch your pee pee it's bad for your mental health
vs
>jerk off as much as possible, watch this new porn my friends, it's good for the goyims prostates!
Yes, that's the same thing.

>HAY GUISE CHECK OUT MY ARGUMENT VS A STRAWMAN
You seem smart.
How about just masturbating regularly to prevent cancer and reap the other well established health benefits of it. You know, work the middle ground instead of being a fucking extremist about everything.

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>regular masturbation prevents cancer
You seem angry. Perhaps you are lashing out because you know your sexual deviancy is both sinful and unhealthy

Couldn’t possibly be that you were backpacking across one of the coolest regions in the planet that made life feel crisp, no sir

>muh dick

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>making yourself depressed and have sexual performance issues
>benefit
I suppose you think prostate issues from not cumming for months or years at a time is good for you too.
>still wanted to fuck him
the power of nofap
my sides are gone

>All you think about is women and pussy
>and then after a week you jizz in your sleep
yeah, I ain't cleaning that mess up again

>" prevent cancer!"

might as well just stop living because everything in the world causes cancer.

You meants whats up with trannies being so educated. am i rite bois

>do nofap
>feel urge
>do a few complete kegels and distract myself
Not masturbating is fucking easy when you learn complete kegels.

>t.aspie, angry at women who wont give him the sex

>someone else knows about complete kegels
user you weren't supposed to share this hidden knowledge it takes the challenge out of nofap and makes not masturbating too easy

my personal golden ratio is 3-7 days between faps. this provides me with the strongest, most powerful orgasms and impressive loads. good for stress relief and feels even better post-workouts.

daily faps caused too much fatigue and even PIED in college.

if i go longer than a week i start feeling that pent-up straight-edge hardcore boy type of rage, cum and test bleeding from the eyes sort of deal.

i hope you find your golden ratio, OP. it took me a long time to find mine, but it was worth all the empirical testing.

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No fap until failure.
Always no porn

Works for me much more assertive with women

i also did nofap and am now permanently attracted to women with dicks and just dicks in general (but not the body of a man) what is this phenomenon????

Repressed homosexuality

Nice try chaim, but I have a girlfriend that stimulates my penor for me, as God intended. But you can go back to edging to trap porn and the follow it up with a good screech over how nofap is a meme.

How did you manage to fit a cucumber up your ass on the first try?

He really wanted it up there and wasn’t going to take no for an answer

You're doing it wrong. It's not about abstaining from porn, but realizing porn has more cons than pros. I agree, nofap is a meme surrounded with bullshit powers, but shaking your dependency from porn is what no fap should be about.

>NoFap
>2018
>Not doing One Fap A Week™
It's like you dont want gains.

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It really should be called "no porn"
It's really ment to stop watching porn

What do you finally jack off to after 1 week? I get too horny and jack off at least 5 times on the 7th day to a variety of porn. Seems counter-intuitive to me.

Well, lube it up baby now
Twist and shout
Come on, come on, come, come on baby now
Come on and work it on out
Well, work it on out, honey
You know you feel so good
You know you got me goin' now
Just like I knew you would

What if I do nofap but start out feeling dead inside already?

you're a fucking embarrassment

I can't believe I got cock-blocked by a dead jew conman.

Nofap is a beta way of hoping that you do better with women just because you’re horny

yeah i just end up getting desperate and making out with fat chicks

No it makes you want to approach women and have normal sexual relations

>that DVD collection
what year is it 2007? mirin regardless.

And why can’t you do that normally?

No motivation because of constant jerking off to porn.

...
>Measures dick on old DVD Case

Wow, I'd split the phatassed little slut in half.

that's it. you figured out the secret of nofap

Ahh, well if it works for you m8. I just think it’s better to have a clear mind. It’d be better to focus on something productive and let the sloots come

>routinely hits PR

shit, maybe it's time to go gay. I always thought traps were hot anyway

Jokes on you I don't think about women I only think about traps now

Yeah nofap was made for people like you

Stop masturbating and youll be surprised at how good the sex is

underrated post

What? Why does that make him seem angry?
Its also unironically true.
harvardprostateknowledge.org/does-frequent-ejaculation-help-ward-off-prostate-cancer

no, its ironically true

True.

>Harvard peddling study based on recollection of memories of its participants.

Jews really are pulling all stops to enslave mankind. Not like they've been debunked before.

webmd.com/men/news/20030314/well-exercised-prostates-arent-healthier

In fact one study shows priests (where celibacy is a requirement) have lesser risk of prostate cancer.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7242091

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>muh prostate
Fapping helping reduce prostate cancer is a meme.

yea same for me. then after that day hate myself. just gotta keep pushing through i guess

i've jerked off to porn maybe 10 times my whole life, it's not that fucking hard just rub one out in the shower like 3-4 times a week and you'll live even if you're not fucking someone regularly

That;s pretty much what happened to me. I even started considering fucking my meh co-workers because I was so horny. I lasted for about 80 days an the positive effects were negligible.

Perhaps this is just a case of my own particular idiosyncrasies.

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