Has being Jow Forums helped you on tinder, lads?
I'm 33 (lel), 6'3", not bad looking, decent status and to be honest only use it because I want to hook up with insta sluts. But fuck me, I get NO matches. Shall I just delete this shit and focus on myself?
Also post those tinder red flags
>"I have 2 kids who are my world"
hope this is bait, posting about tinder on a mongolian bamboo fishing rod appreciation imageboard while being 33 is the ultimate beta pill. Not bumping this shit. I just hope i got baited by larping
It was an honest question, chum!
>Not here for one night stands
IT'S A FUCKING HOOK-UP APP REEEEEEEE
You're 33. No one wants to hook up with a 33 year old
being fit helps alot.
Face is important tho. Tinder is all about looks.
Brave enough to share your pics? bio?
5/10 guy with confident look, dressed good and good lightning will get more matches compared to a 8/10 guy, fit, but who looks insecure, shitty clothes and overall bad pictures.
You catch my drift?
They can probably smell you are a pussy. And the sluts want dick...
Tinder doesn't work for everyone. I do shit with dating apps but really good IRL
>people stop hooking up at exactly 32 years of age
>that 30 year old who tinders
I got quite a few matches with just one face pic with no info and consider myself a 6 at best. Maybe you need a better main pic?
>30 years old
>install Tinder
>set age range from 18 to 45
>get mostly 18-24 year olds
>some 30ish (alot with a kid)
>not really 35+
>these 18-24 year olds, search for 30 year olds
>to bang
>it is about the looks
>i consider myself 6,5/10
>still match with them
>not fit, barely ottermode
>smoke weed
>drink
>sometimes other drugs
>but
>got humor
>dig dick (yes i let them know)
>I have a little sister
>i know how girls that age are
>to sum it up
>NAIVE
>GULLIBLE
>NAIVE AGAIN
>mention you make 120k a year with programming
>i work in a factory, i make doors..
>30 year old, making doors, i fuck 18-24 year olds who think im a succesfull programmer
step up your game user.
my pics;
one 'selfie' but it's in a bar, people on the background etc, smiling but a real smile, i was on X, cannot really see my pupils good tho and i have dark eyes.
shirtless at a lake with family (cousins, great photo because everyone was having a really good time)
standing next to a car of my boss, bad ass Lexus
serious photo sitting on a couch, looking as if im thinking about something very, very important. I think i was having trouble with a drunken fart.
I dress well. I mean really well. I look like im
my bio;
Looking to meet someone who is not boring, dumb ugly or fat.
Hit me up if you want to talk to a real man.
That's it.
I know, because of my sister, how teens read that bio. In the first sentence they will think; Im not ugly boring or dumb! (even tho they can be) And the second line they will gobble up like a hungry hippo. Im not very good looking, but i dont mind manipulating, lying, and im confident. I just dont care, and teens get wet from it.
>I dress well. I mean really well. I look like im rich. But my clothes don't cost alot. Im slim and look good in a cheap suit, those girls don't know the difference. I also have good posture.
>hooking up with insta sluts on tinder
Man, that is possibly the hardest thing you can do. Those girls only use it to plug their instagram and very very rarely swipe right. And when they do it's purely for validation.
You must be unattractive lol
Insta slut isn't just some average girl. We're talking about 9/10s with thousands of followers, brainlet.
"not bad looking"
Well you can have an idea about yourself or you can let the market decide. The market decided, you are bad looking otherwise you'd get matches.
Focus on money and social status
When I tried tinder 2 years ago I got 100 matches in 2 days. Nowadays I'd probably get fewer because aging hits hard from 22-24 yo.
Yet I was and still am a v*rgin. What is the market's verdict?
Pictures are everything.
If you really want to get matches you need to get a photographer to take pictures of you. Not just business card pictures either. Outdoors shots, with other people, etc. ...
T. genetic god (inb4 larp) who got maybe one match a day because my pictures were all off my phone and unprofessional.
Could depend on your area as well.
Tinder is full of easy slut. It's sad really
Not bad looking = not good looking
Good job posting her number, brainlet
forgot to mention i'm 31. That meme is a joke, 30 is playing life on easy.
That was the point
This will be someone's wife someday.
Enjoy the ban
I literally dont care. I have numerous sluts just like that one.
You punch people for work? That's much cooler than computers
No because I have no good pictures of myself.
kek
Whoa gramps, you got a girls number? You're an absolute badass.
>implying I haven't fucked these 20 year olds
How does my profile look?
Whooaaa dude you're so cool. Seriously though how pathetic do you have to be to be 30 something and brag about fucking some slut roastie to a bunch of teenagers, kek. Get a life man. I mean that in a genuine, caring sense.
>sweaty greasy first pic
Nope.
I actually get likes now but haven't bothered to bang anyone
not bad, I'd make the skiing one your main though
Why don't you tell me ;)
i dont use degenerate shit like tinder and neither do decent women
Lose the glasses. Asians already get stereotyped as nerds. That or get more stylish glasses not the oval ones. Think square ones.
"trust me, you dont"
Not tinder, but I only got Jow Forums because all the mw4m CL ads wanted fit dudes.
Took 3.5 years but it worked. Now have a long-term FWB with a very attractive married couple.
>I know you dumb cunt that's why I asked you out to dinner. Are all women this fucking retarded or is it just you?
>Nowadays I'd probably get fewer because aging hits hard from 22-24 yo.
I just started lifting about a year ago my body has transformed amazingly, still get double takes at the stores. Maybe get off the hard drugs?
you're doing something wrong. make sure your pictures aren't trash and your bio isn't longer than a sentence
t. 5'7 that got almost 100 matches in a week
>another tinder thread on Jow Forums
>to go along with all the "help me with sex" threads
you people are so pathetic
>reddit spacing
>23khv
>go on tinder
>multiple possibilities for ez hookups
>sperg or whatever else and don't go through with it
>all because I'm a khv and it's too much of a mental block
Mad
yup im a 25 year old khv and im at the point where im too afraid to even try since i will humiliate myself beyond belief, although this has been the case since i was around 20
If you're getting matches before and not now with same pictures you're not staying competitive enough compared to other men in the platform. This could be due to saturation of men now. If new pics could be you do look like shit now or you take shitty pics. Either way no arguing with results even if they are shut results.
This
>mfw guys on fit are so pathetic they have to use fuckin tinder to find girls
funny youd think with how alpha you all pretend to be it would be easy as fuck to find girls normally
>does having a physically attractive body help you find a mate
Of fucking course it does. Normal profile of you're looking for an actual relationship, full on d-bag mode with all half nude flexing for sluts. Just contain your autism long enough to seal the deal.
Does your bio ever attract negative attention from girls who are triggered. Also do you have your Instagram linked to your profile.
If you could show some examples of how you do it that would be great. I'm not quite as old as you but I certainly don't look my age and I think a lot of us could benefit from you advice on how to talk to girls..... Assuming that your not just larping.
Is Hennessy any good?
Delete it. Just lift and get bitches irl
Ya lying def makes it easier lol do your wake your mom up when you bang them in her basement?
Man you tell me I'll take any liquor for the fact that I'm about to text a thicc shortstack escort because I can't deal with being a sperg
why do you keep throwing up jets? you either listen to curren$y and smoke bud or are some asian retard who thinks cow a bunga dude is a cool thing to say.
You got fewer because the app it's dying and it's a shitty way to attract a woman. Be alpha and bitches irl will fight over you
It's a thing in the BJJ subculture, and I just started doing it. The first picture was right after I finished training, and the last picture is having dinner with BJJ training buddies.
Nigga makes doors
Gay
Game on point
Why u make me look up khv? I'll give u e-hug if you promise to lift and slay some box
F
I find it strange you haven't heard it before. I think I'm actually not terrible looking sometimes, lift, but that's not what's stopping me. I won't even hit below what I believe to be my own league because the mental block is too strong.
Is there more like this, or source for this picture? This picture is awakening something in me that I can't describe.
Everyone's gonna call me a fag for this but read theredpill sidebar on Reddit and see if that helps
user what's wrong with you
idk, that bio seems douchey as fuck. Most girls I know would roll their eyes into their head. Most guys who hate "boring" people tend to be boring.
Something along the lines of "Just looking for a good time. Hit me up if you want to have some fun." It's basically non-existence, but shows you want to fuck without saying it. It's also not aggressive, so you seem at least nice.
It's great that I remind you of family, because I'll require you to call me daddy.
I'm a fan of degenerates. They do something to me.
I feel like Tinder is a dead end. At least in Australia. This guy I know who is a total chad (10/10, outgoing personality) says even he barely gets anything out of it.
Bars seem way better. You have to be good at banter, but it's just easier to make the connection.
Just wait till they drop that bullshit law, or fight that bullshit lawy, that killed off all personals.
You'll be swimming in pussy once it's struck down.
Don't do tinder, it's just a data gathering scam and a chunk of the people you match with are fake.
That's what I'm trying to tell these phaggots
please stop posting in these threads, it's gotta be the 3rd time I've seen you
How do you start a conversation with the roasties that literally have nothing on their profile and in their pictures it's just selfies?
does anyone here know of a couple that actually was successful from Tinder? All my friends who have gotten into relationships with it break up after 6 months or so. I just hate the entire culture of 'swiping' and internet dating.
She's brazilian and live in my city
Put the snow pic first
Just another overrated nigger drink
She's also a complete degenerate, and I think that's a big part of her appeal. Is living there as shit as I heard?
30s are prime sex years for men.
W E A L T H Y
Have you tried the online stuff? Match, PoF etc
23 yo manlet here I get multiple matches a day fuck a new chick a month at least
I try not to post too often. If you want, I can start a roll thread.
Not mine thankfully.
who tf would do heroin IM, she sexy but retarded poser ass bitch
IS SHE SINGLE PLS RSPOND
>no matches
>next day switch it to men
>every swipe matches
well shit
Change your fucking age on it. I'm 35 and claim i'm 28 on it. Who gives a fuck if it helps get more matches.
i thought that chick had a veiny dick in her drink
Still a manlet though.
Jiu fucking Jitsu my man!
Also have it on my profile
it's kinda comical that you guys refuse to accept that tinder is canonically dead
if you weren't on between like 2012 to 2015 you simply missed the boat and have to wait for the next shit to come along
Being a turbo manlet is max comfy
>not bad looking
>get no matches
You ugly nigga. Well at least not top 20% pic related.
I typ in all caps.
Sometimes it works sometimes it does not
Thought it was just me. The majority of people still active are just attention whoring for their other social media or literally whoring
I bet you pull chix with Chin ease
srs tho, not often an asain can height mog that hard.
Nice pasta retard, show pics of convos. No way women would fuck a programmer lol.
If you're in your 30s and have your shit together you should be on Bumble instead of Tinder. It gets more selective as you get older but the rewards are greater if you can stay in the top 10% of guys.