Be me

... how do I make a move on a girl in this setting?... do i say anything or do i perhaps just iniate dance?...

also thanks for the advice i really appreciate it :)

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Take MDMA

I hope you get brain cancer. Actually you probably already have it

>Good luck mate but how the fuck do j not make friends.

Yeah it's pretty bizzare.

Whenever I see people post shit like this on Jow Forums I wonder if this whole website is actually just an autism containment facility.

>Just don't contradict everything someone says
This is a golden rule ya never learn on Jow Forums

okay, so a few things

1) you're not getting laid at this event. *might* be different if it's an unofficial/house party type situation, but even then doubtful, basically nobody goes to actual school events looking to get laid

2) seriously, it's just not gonna happen, you'll be better off if you accept it

3) even if it WERE possible, the fact that "getting pussy" is equated with "having a good time" in your mind means it's DEFINITELY not going to happen. the fact that you're posting for advice on a fitness subsection of an anime forum means you're definitely not a natural at this sort of thing, and if you go out for the purposes of getting laid it's gonna show, and you're gonna come off as creepy and weird

4) by setting "getting laid" as your goal, you're turning an opportunity for fun and relaxation into a challenge, one that you don't have complete control over.

5) you're at your most attractive when you're relaxed, confident, and fun. you're naturally like this when you're at a party for the sole purpose of having a good time, because you're in complete control of your success. if you're not having fun with some girl, then fuck it, who cares if she's super hot, go actually have fun with someone else. it's slightly paradoxical, but i promise you, every time i've had a one night stand at a party i was 100% not planning on it and just looking for a good time. because...

6) when you're going out to get laid, you're going to automatically be more self-conscious, nervous, and on-edge. the longer the night goes on, and the lower your chances become, the worse you're gonna get. when you approach girls, it'll be with an ulterior motive lurking in the back of your mind, and even if it's only on a subconscious level they're gonna be able to tell

7) this is a perfect opportunity to make some friends. go there with *that* on your mind. have fun, and make friends. don't even think about getting laid. i promise you'll be better off for it

I have a lot of experience with music festivals
I've found the best way to get in with chicks is to be having the most fun in the crowd. They'll gravitate to you. Other than that, go in the back and chill/sit down to have a cigarette. If you see a group with some hotties, ask to sit with them. Offer gum/cigarette. Chat about bullshit. Build a rapport, the rest flows from there.

Take ecstasy, make some kandi and start talking to girls and ask them to trade kandi with you. Works everytime.

This user knows what the fuck is good

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Very much this, OP. Just have fun, stop caring about grills. If one shows up, cool. If not, you had a great time otherwise. Honestly just live your life that way

I was 135 5'10" in high school

This, great advice user.

Fuck mate I just talk and see where it ends up.
I have a weird power trip where I chat them up until they make the first move, or atleast make it blatantly obvious that they want you to make the move.
It's not a great tactic and Ive only slept with 13 girls using it (25y/o) but it's just my personal favorite.
Plus it makes good for practising how to talk. A skill that you never can get enough practise on

If no one talks to you and if you don’t talk to anyone, you’ll end up friendless. It’s not that hard to understand

>he thinks he's 14%

You're still a skinnyfat fage if u ask me. Get bigger and Chad your way through pussy. Lift heavy for a good year.

yeah idk. i'm trying to get better. gonna try to make some more friends during spring semester. still working on it.

thanks a lot. these actually sound really practical.

lmao I actually thought i could do it. i've gotten mires before but it's hard for me to react accordingly.

>It's literally impossible not to be able to make friends.

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I have a pretty easy time making friends normally, but I took a break from uni and all my friends have graduated. Everyone in my year now already has friends so how do I get friends now?

Do you enjoy any sports? Do you have classes with other people? Meet people through other people until you find a group that you like.

This should be pasta for future losers who will inevitably make this same thread about getting pussy at a party

h-how do you have fun?

>tfw you're the guy that stands alone at a party

t. alpha chad who gets sex like nothing so he just tells people "lol dude dont worry about it it will just happen"

Fucking this. I don't understand does everyone on Jow Forums have aspergers people just come to you if you're being yourself.