>*blocks your path*
>sorry twink, bloat gym only
what do?
>*blocks your path*
>sorry twink, bloat gym only
what do?
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go home and overdub his workout videos with loud nigra everytime bloatloard makes any sort of vocalization
Walk away at a moderate pace
*converts him to veganism*
heh, nothing personnel, bloat lord
What is this greek gods name again?
based
post grizzly INSANe feats of strength plz
Someone needs to make a BLOATLORD Pepe
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT
ГPИЗЛИ
УBAЖEHИE
ГPEЦИЯ
im the gym twink , ready for bloatmogging at anytime grizzly
Push him over as he tries to hit me in virtual slow motion and laugh at him as he can't get up like a turtle on its shell.
This wasn't in the contract. Are you a member of the staff?
/thre... Shut the fuck up
i said greek, not russian
tell him he shouldn't be taking in so many calories if he's putting them to use
Lightly jog past him, he will probably pass out trying to catch me
Tell him "I'm bloated where it counts"
M'bloat is a trained explosive walker. You'd never make it out alive.
>implying I haven't been bloatmaxxing for the past year and a half
You really must be blind. Those are his tattoos in his massive bearlike forearms
Fall to both my knees and kiss his hand
>sorry, beginer bloat gym is across the street twink
>use my superior Dexterity to run past him and hop on the treadmill
Checked
shut up fat pig! Then uppercut his glass chin and knock him out
>they have treadmills at a BLOAT gym
found the brainlet
music straight from the bloatgym
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The Bloat around his chin reflects your punch back to you, resulting in your own defeat. Better luck next time, twink.
>I'll just outrun him!
No you won't. Grizzly is a trained walker
>my speed is superior!
No it's not, Grizzly trains speed and explosiveness daily
>I'll just beat him up!
Lmao. Not in a million years. The bloatgod has been fight training for decades, plus you'll never penetrate his bloatsthetics.
All twinks will be mogged in due time
>remove anti bloat needle from pocket
>*pop* fshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i always wondered what bloatlord would look like if he decided to cut for a year
His sack punching video reveals he's actually quite quick.
Maybe he lacks agility and I could zig zag around him
underrated
He went from 212kg to 190kg in the span of 2 months and he looks prettyshredded for a literal blimp