Stacey had a tough day

Stacy woke up, still hung over and encrusted in sperm, alcohol and glitter from last nights party. She saw a strange guy in her bed, and immediately became furious at him for raping her - but it turned out to be a Chad, and Stacy felt a wave of relief. Quickly she got of bed, did her makeup, got back into bad, and snapped a "candid" selfie with the Chad's unconscious, non consenting body, adding the caption "last nights fuccboi

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After having spent an hour not paying the slightest attention to her professor (Stacy dares that old cishet white male to give her less than a 4.0, besides, male teachers have been giving Stacy A's ever since her tits started growing) Stacy went to women's studies class, and proceeded to write an essay about toxic masculinity and how social media and dating apps are oppressing young women. Stacy had a nice cathartic tirade with her pals from class about the rape epidemic sweeping through campuses, shortly before they all agreed on what booze soaked frat party to go to that night. Stacy was pissed off that her friends wanted to go to the party that Cheri suggested and not her.

Ugh, why did life have to be so fucking hard? Stacy honestly wished she had been born male, so she wouldn't have to face these kinds of problems. Every day she had to contend with crushing oppression and unfair societal standards, it was so much work. "If a male had to live even an hour as me, he'd probably kill himself" Stacy thought, thinking back to the lecture on male fragility she'd just listened to.

I hope you got a shitposting license m8

Great. Now write a few paragraphs about an ugly beta male who spends all day playing video games, never using time to improve himself, and still being deluded enough to think he deserves to date a 9/10 Stacy instead of a landwhale.

>t. Roastie

your roasts were literally shaking while you wrote that, relax

toastee

reported to royal incel police

>still being deluded enough to think he deserves to date a 9/10 Stacy instead of a landwhale.
You think 2/10 Landwhales date within 3 points of themselves?

haha

the thousand cock beef curtains poster strikes again !

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The flaw with this scenario is hot chicks tend not to be feminists.
0/10 LARP
Off to Reddit you must fuck.

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not an incel but this was pic related

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implying that qt is a feminist

What man in his right mind would want to date the girl described? Use her as a hole for your cock and move on.

10/10. Would wife.

Lol who hurt you OP

I just watched a video of this girl where she applied so much makeup that the freckles disappeared. Why would she erase one of her nicest features? For shame.

I'm starting to actually enjoy these type of threads. I can't seem to land a wife material woman but I can bring an average roastie home from the bar for a fun night. That doesn't make me anything in the real world but a god among boys on Jow Forums.

spot on

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Wow that's one triggered vagina

Dude your virginty is showing. Most girl aren't like that at all. Don't blame others for you not getting you peepee sucked.

You have the meats.

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I'd love to know a girl like the one you described op but here they all are such conservative no fun allowed bitches.

you would've been right without the 9/10 stacy part
those types of basement dwellers would be perfectly happy with a landwhale

that means you're at the bottom of the 20%
congratulations now get the fuck out of here

The roasties of 2018 have become chronically prolapsed STD hostels. Despite their steady dribble of viscous snail trails, their dangly beef curtains, even their near constant harvesting of new strains of HPV and gonorhea, Chads and Betas line up to service them, to wallow and worship in beefed out body horror. It's been said the bow-legged sluts of our era are now so rotten, their eviscerated vaginas actually "spit" every time they take a step. Sometimes with an audible queef, other times quiet, these whores jettison whatever melange of fluids are sloshing within their polygamous caverns. It's not unusual to spot spotty trails and blood tinged puddles wherever the posterior of a sexually liberated woman has rested

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Exquisite

Boom. Stacy got the bants.
OP just got obliterated.

hilarious
even better hahaha

BTFO

>goy among Gods on Jow Forums
*fixed

10/10 thread put me screen cap for Reddit.

9/10? The tale was about low tier females

which is why I am going to be ending a bunch of stacies very very soon

Hey stacy, catch a woft of this digg here!! Fuggg you all worn out... Holes to worn to feeling on benis!!? Shid, fuggg

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Good job OP. Robot waifus for you

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Kys whore

True... but the landwhales are all logging into tinder and banging chad. Basement dwelling nerdy d and d players used to be able to get a land whale.... but no longer. Wish i could find my land whale... :(

I seriously cant stand this fucking pose all these whores do. Beta uprise now.

Every time my ex wife I would fight she would go to bed and lay down and post a sad facebook status and reply to niggas in her DMS. I had no idea this was going on. She even told everybody she had 4th stage cancer and told me that and eventually it just turned out to be a few cysts that needed to be cut out. She left me for a friend and I then found out she had cheated with at least 3 other guys. We also have two kids. I still have to see that bitch all the time. I have to be nice to the dude she left me for. They have a baby now 6 months. Shes still skinny and attractive and I'm a fat alcoholic. People don't think it be like it is but it do.

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roasties getting toastie

show us your tits, stacy

It's funny how females prefer to post on a board where they are constantly shamed by harsh truth.
Jow Forums is truly the Chad of all boards.

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How about the majority of men, who have an average physique and a job but can't find any woman to date them because even ugly females hope to find chads on tinder?

>Can't compete with video games

The absolute state of this woman.

I would but I have to go to work.

Lol this is awesome, "encrusted in sperm" hahahahaah

Hell yes, the Brits are about to have their first school spooner! Do it for us bongbro.

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Just go to south america under an assumed name.

Poor girl

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>anyone who doesn't pat my head and tell me the world is holding me back must be a woman

You know who else rationalizes their way out of accepting personal responsibility for their lack of agency? Women.

Exactly what i was just saying. Since when did men ever havr high standards. Me and my nerd friends all want our big 400 pound land whale. Wed be so fucking content jusy to have a land whale. But no chad owns all them too now that online dating rules the dating world.

>Every time my ex wife I would fight she would go to bed and lay down and post a sad facebook status and reply to niggas in her DMS
Your mistake was not going after her right away and fucking her into a stupor. She left you because you were too beta to confront her and correct her behaviour. Sorry mate but thats the truth. and stop fucking drinking you retard, if not for yourself then at least do it for your kids.

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Show tits

that kidn of sucked
and yes
you're all incels /v/ posters that infest the board with your retarded NEET opinions. Do the right thing and self-terminate

Hahaha

Brilliant

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>south america
I rather die than go there, also I love my kids, thats why I put up with seeing her from time to time
>Your mistake
I know I made lots of mistakes
>stop fucking drinking
I'm trying

bump for accuracy

>alcoholic

I'm sure it was all her fault though huh?

/tv/ is the actual chad board

The OP is Muslim, just like his acid throwing friends in this thread You're supporting radical Islam over your own people, assuming at least one of you is white.
He's straying from his usual format of 'I'm 27 ugly and walk around looking at everyone having fun'.

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>the thousand cock beef curtains poster
NOICE

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>The OP is Muslim, just like his acid throwing friends in this thread
If you haven't noticed yet that the incel epidemic started with Islam getting a foothold in Europe, then I dunno what to say, desu.

The whole
>The Sultan got a whole harem and I got nothing! Time to get a gun!
thing is so fuckin Arab.

Lmao Stacies are never feminists, they're generally apathetic politically. Feminists never get laid, that's why they're so politically active.

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id like to point out that fucking a different person every week isnt "having fun" though. Its just chasing the dragon, a meaningless pursuit of pleasure. I know guys in their 30s who have done this all their lives and now they wonder why they are alone and childless.

Exactly

>t.feminist faggot

kys

tfw i fuck the hell out of my wife and she wakes up the next day smelling raunchy af

More salty-ass butthurt replies to this comment than to OP. My, it seems this person struck a nerve. Pro tip, faggots: claiming vidya is better than women is a cope. Roastie or not, this poster is right.

Most women today are cunts and sluts because there is no shaming that behavior anymore, in fact it's encouraged.
>omg I'm totally having sex with 3 guys right now and none of them know about each other
>you go gurl
Facebook is like crack to them, and the more they indulge the cuntier they get. Until they hit around 30 or so and realize that their biological imperative kicks in but nobody wants to settle down with has basically become a used condom.

On the other hand men, because of vidya, porn, relative wealth and continued stigmatization for male behavior has withdrawn and are postponing adulthood until their 30s. Which means most of them are weak, irresponsible, complaining douches with the upper body strength of a noodle. In short, they are not men.

Because of urbanization (saw a study recently that claims people living in rural areas are happier), lack of social judgement and responsibility, both genders are absolute shit right now.

this.

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Fatherless faggots, desu. They wouldn't know an admonition from a man if it cockslapped them.

>t.


SAD
A
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>anyone who doesn't pat my head
That's where you're wrong faggot, I wanna pat a cute grill's head.

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Good read.

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>>south america
>I rather die than go there, also I love my kids, thats why I put up with seeing her from time to time
What the fuck? Why? If it weren’t for America’s top-tier post-graduate schools I’d have fucked off out of this country already, and I was a brainwashed ZOG soldier for ten years so I thought this place was the tits. The US is fucked user - I’m not even sure Trump can save it now that he’s proven himself to be just as much a Israeli puppet as anyone before him. Get out while you still can, get out before your ex brainwashes your kids to hate you and you kill yourself. Go start another family and don’t let that situation happen again. Better yourself first too, put down the bottle you weak willed faggot.

mmm can I sniff your gamer girl farts please

>a landwhale.
Fuck you for fat shaming you fucking whore.

You know who else trys to avoid the issue about women fucking shit up?Women. Oh wait that's it. Stupid cunt. You lying idiots, have fucked so much shit up. Yet blame men for it all.

Ya fucked the immigration
Ya fucked the immigrants
Ya fucked men via the courts
Ya fucked yourself via careers

You can't even compete with games. Bitch you suck.

>inb4 pathetic excuses
Nope.

Whatever. All I want to know is if Stacey's mom has got it going on.

Lol wtf is this you???

i always find this funny [pic-related]

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I cant get laid: the thread

>claiming vidya is better than women is a cope.

It's a fact. And that's saying something, because video games are pretty dire by todays standards. You women only had two requirements. Be good looking, don't be a cunt. You failed at those 2.

See for more.

No more excuses now pet. Btw shaming doesn't really work on men, only weaksauce and women. So yeah you outed yourself with that.

I can't spell properly: the post.

Accurate, you've earned your shitposting license today lad.

>advocates for male supremacism where men keep women's and their own worst tendencies in line
>proruces a society where neither is accomplished

What did you mean by this?

>ib4 boomers did it

Take some personal responsibility. And clean your room. It's a prerequisite to cleaning your country.

Okay bitter virgins look here, here's how to improve Jow Forums:
Ban pol and r9k to get rid of sexists and racists.
Ban all who identify as or uses the word "incel"
Implement upvotes(so that the popular threads are on top instead of the controversial)
Voila, I've made it a more intellectual place for everyone.

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>you women

Do you want me to post my dick or something, faggot? Gay porn exists already, go google some.

>>>/redit

Include me in the screencap

>Ban all who identify as or uses the word "incel"
Only correct thing you've said
Should be Wizards unless you're a msm faggot
Wordsilter's acceptable too

this

>the roastie cries out in pain as she strikes you

I hope to look like the guy on the right one day

You didn’t actually read my reply did you? You dumb faggot.