Give me one good reason why I shouldn't hang myself right now

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't hang myself right now.

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the rope would be wasted on your useless neck

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Trump is hella fun. Wait until he died in jail.

it hurts originally real bad

Who hurt you op? Die killing them instead.

No it doesnt, when you get choked out you just fade away.

Because you are just attention whoring to a bunch of half retarded losers. At least put some effort in and do what the last one did by giving us something enjoyable to watch.

You will just waste money because the rope will break

the next fromsoft game is coming soon

as someone who has hanged not to the point of death I can say that this is 100% bullshit and you have no idea what you're talking about

there is no reason you shouldn't kill yourself
excluding of course
stream it if you do desu

Have you gone through your movie/book/vidya backlogs? Whew.

Then get on with your hooker backlog, son. The ride never ends

Is hanging a bad way to kill yourself? I can't get guns where I live and I think if I did it correctly (drop hanging) it would have a decent lethality/agony ratio.

you are a murdurur if you kill yourself. you hear me? MURDURUR

You can do it tomorrow

A shotgun would do you much nicer.

srs tho, don't do it bro

Everything'll turn out okay, just hang in there.

>hang in there
Duly noted my friend :^)

A gun is much quicker

Get a smaller garbage bag, tie it around your head, take some sleeping pills.
Make sure there is enough air in the bag to last you until the pills knock you out

Unironically this. Only game developer I care about anymore. My love for games died years ago

Waste of good rope

>pro tip there probably isn't

sometimes I wonder how people can fail at killing themselves. good thing r9k is here to remind me how

Because you don't know how to tie a noose properly.

Do it fag. or fuck off to plebbit nigger.

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>Give me one good reason why I shouldn't hang myself right now.
spend all your cash on lottery tickets first at least

I can't think of a good reason. Just do yourself and the world a favor and end it.

Make sure to see this first

nah man go to mexico get high go to whore house and party up

You're so incompetent that you'll probably manage to screw up even this and just become some living potato.

there isn't any. learn to like yourself and the world around you.

You don't get to cook cupcakes with your mammy again

if you're white, don't hang yourself
you are valuable

god love you

there are much better methods to an hero. hanging always freaked me out but if it doesnt bother you go for it. Id much rather just blow my brains out.

you could at least take some with you

you're asking for a reason not to hang yourself