Friday Night/ Jow Forums thread

She just chickened out bitches do that. Had a 30 yr milf sext me for months and when it came to the day where we were meant to meet she blocks me.

Chickened out.

>did school work all day
>will be doing school work all evening
>at home
>living with mom
>don't even want to get drunk by myself like usual because I have no money and it'll just kill my gains anyway

All my friday nights are like this. Why hasn't the nuclear hellfire come and rid me of this existence yet?

She has an IUD and I've worn a condom every time, so that's extremely unlikely. She also just had her period (or the pseudo period you have on an IUD). The tits are probably due to the period but I'm not complaining.

Pussy stank is fucking awful. Smells like taco fish cheese sitting out in the sun. You're fucked

>Is that too much to ask?
Yes

Nah man i mean like a pussy thats freshly washed in the morning and has that slightly sweaty 12-24hr smell.

I eat ass so my standards arent very high. This is what nocum and lifting will do 2 a breh

IUD tricks their body into thinking they preggo. Could be an explanation.
My FWB has one and i cream pie her multiple times a week

And just for referance im

Do you make them shower their asshole before you eat it out or what? I cannot reconcile the idea of sticking my tongue in a girls poop ejector. Maybe if she was a literal 10/10 and I knew for a fact her stinker went straight from the shower to my face.

Lol I've eaten ass as well. Only after I made her shower and scrub her asshole with soap. If you settle with a poorly dry toilet paper wiped ass my mind is purely boggled

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damnit...

The rollercoaster of happy & motivated and sad & depressed feelings continues.

>little bro struggles with school grades and i don't know how to get him out
>family seemingly breaking apart
>the hot girl in gym actually smiled and waved at me when i looked at her

At least something positive today

test

Usually yeah its after a shower sweaty pussy is one thing but a shitty asshole? Nah

Maybe in a country where bedays are common but i live in one where they are not unfotuneatly

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>been sick and out of work all week
>ordering food instead of making because no energy, also not making any money
>on the mends, today will be first day back at gym in a week
>don't want to go but also feel the physical and psychological need to
>hope it goes okay
>rewatching e1 of OPM for gym motivation, gonna continue when I get back

How do I get Crablante mode? What are his stats?

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>passed exam
>for the first time ive been actually mired at
>it was a dude but i dont care
>baller workout
>late night joint

idk man friday 13th couldnt have been better
dont worry brahs well make it

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>made shrimp scampi
>finished most of a presentation for class
>just got sent pretty hot pics of my girl (female) friend's back
>gonna either write or play vidya
>semester winding down
It's an alright night to be honest

>made shrimp scampi
>finished most of a presentation for class
>just got sent pretty hot pics of my girl (female) friend's back
>gonna either write or play vidya
>semester winding down
It's an alright night to be honest

You are gonna need a lot of imitation crab meat, ask /diy/

tonight Im going to lift after the 6-9 pm crowd comes in

Not doing much tonight,since my gf is coming down around 7am, probably just going to stay in the gym from 9-11pm
Dropped from 230 january to 205 last saturday, excited to see if my heavy lift/light cardio on light calorie defecit keeps up with the results

what the dick would i need that for

At the gym lads. Push day

Nothing like fresh poop, kiddo. Once your girl is off the crapper tell her its time for a snack.

>not studying all 4 days
Never gonna make it.

Fuck me. Is this how chads live? I need a reality check if I want to make it holy fuck I'm fucked bro. What should I do?

why is it so hard to find a girl in college that isn't a party hoe? like 3 of the girls I've had flings with mentioned that they loved parties or drinking. It really sucks when you've already had sex with them and thought you like them but they just turn out to be a thot

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Check my autism
>be at store
>see cute braphog i saw at gym before coming my way
>damn she looks fine
>look her in eyes and smile
>mfw she smiles nice too and at gym she never did
We went opposite direction without saying a word

>at gym
>deadlifting
>finish set, warming up still
>practicing dat dere explosiveness and hip extension
>raise my eyes, another cute (well maybe not 10/10 but id cuddle with her happily) brapchan smiles at me
>i look other way after giving half assed smile because it caught me off guard
>prepare for another set
>she moves places, does tricep dipsnon bench right in front of me facing me
>Bitch how am i supposed to focus on lifts now
>finish top set, caught her on record looking at me again
Mfw cant just walk up to her and say hi, because autism and crippling insecurity

>little bit later, doing rdls with 2plates just to practice bracing and hip hinge
>buddy challenges me to do one arm deadlift jokingly pointing at my bar, after he did that with 30kg
>set up jefferson stance and get it up relatively easy, with hook grip
>2 thots come up and start talking to buddy, i think they wanted him to introduce me
>i just stand aside for a sec, then continue with lifts because gym closes soon

Autism is a curse

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>had 2nd interview at biopharmaceutical company
>went well
>not eating today due to intermittent fasting (eating every other day)
>watch anime, self-teach Latin and do math
>taking 1 hour focus+20 minute breaks
>75% completed so far boyos

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Texted the girl i set up a date with for today, yesterday.
She said "lol what are you talking about" when i asked if we were still good to go.
Losing faith that ill ever find an attractive gf again, guess its fucking ugly girls off instagram again for a while

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ep 1 sucks tho

You sound like a boy (soy)

user, talk to your brother! Workout with him.

Hit them up, shows initiative, plus you have nothing to lose. Dibs checked

>drunk, just came back from lunch
>fiance is eating dinner with her sister tonight
>gonna pick up keys from friend's friend for band practice tomorrow
>going gym after work, gonna work chest and ride the stairmaster
>surf report says 6-10 footers on the westside tomorrow morning. gonna text my pops and see if he wants to go dawn patrol Makaha.
>gonna sign up for firearms safety course after surf (happens next weekend). looking into getting long gun firearms permit. interested in buying a ruger 10/22 as a starter/novice rifle.

pretty good, OP. im getting to that age where all my friends have either moved away or have become douchebags, so i'm picking up weird hobbies to cope with it, and im okay with that.

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>why is it so hard to find a girl in college that isn't a party hoe?
are you dumb nigga? 90% of them had no action in highschool because of being ugly or parents cockblocking them. sam hyde literally made a video on this

Goddamn how do I become smart like you? I’m an hs fag entering college

how old are you?

wtf's up wih the retarded WeChat logo

>took day off work to take physical strength test, part of a selection process for a Lineman's apprenticeship program I'm trying to get into
>hard as fuck, but I'm pretty confident I did well
>go to gym
>put my boombox on, sing and whistle to all my tunes, no one else is in the gym and most the regulars are used to this by now anyway
>go get a SIP from the water fountain and look around the gym
>She's here...the chick I was dating for like 6 months, who, when trying to get off her anxiety meds two months ago, told me she was a wreck and just couldn't be with anybody
>I take that to mean "I'm not interested in you" So we stop talking altogether
>anyway, she's here working. Eye contact, smile, quick wave
>go crush the weights, suddenly banging out twice as many reps
>decided to jump rope like a motherfucker
>doubles, crossovers, backwards, sweating up a storm
>she come into the cardio room to talk
>we catch up, shit's a little awkward, but we both keep our spaghetti together
>sarcastically tell her I'm going to finish jumping, but she can watch if she wants, she laughs and goes to close up the gym
>I'm about to head out the door, but she stops me
>we talk for a good while, just pleasant conversation, making each other laugh, and a few sexual innuendos for good measure
>she asks me what my lifting schedule looks like so she can try and schedule her work hours while I'm there

I mean, this chick didn't break my heart or anything, and we weren't really on bad terms when we stopped talking, but now she's shooting me texts and all I can think is"look, you're the one who says they're wrecked emotionally and broke off contact, why are you talking to me now?" Was she trying to play hard to get before? Did she hop on CHAD'S dick and he bounced? Or are you actually just insecure and super nervous around me like you say you are? I'm trying to feel it out Jow Forums, but fuck me if I know what the next move is.

She got a really nice bussy tho too

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Thank God I don't have autism. I recommend you seek help, user.

Let it ride, son.

is a dianabol kickstart even worth it? shit seems really harsh on your liver (even at the recommended 50mg/day x 4 weeks) and causes intense water retention.

go to the health sciences division, you have to have a brain to be accepted into programs in that department, less likely to find thots, you'll at least find a nice thot

>Woke up at 1
>Usually have to go to class at 2, no class today because of some meeting the professor had to go to
>Usually have nothing to do on weekends, friend from high school invited me to go to a daylong at an outside bar he organized
>Ate a hearty breakfast and spent 4 or 5 hours drinking in the afternoon
>Have plans to go out tonight with same friendgroup, qt wants me to be there

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>girl at work i thought kinda liked me
>whenever i would go to her area she would always look at me, never talked to her, she would just always look at me all the time
>permavirgin even though im mid 20s so no idea how to deal with girls
>a few days ago this girl actually talks to me because i was bringing some food from one part of building to another and pass by her, she asks if im bringing them food, i say no this is for someone else
>she kinda whines about wanting food
>i tell her ill take her to dinner instead
>she just says "uh.. no thank you" and then walks away

heres to another 24 years of not talking to women

Strongly consider going to a technical college and getting your associate's first. This gives you a fall-back of two years worth of classes in case you drop out of college (if you drop out even 3/4ths the way through a bachelors it doesn't mean shit), plus you won't be raped out the ass in debt. Something like 50% of people change their major in college, so obtaining an associate's will also give you time to decide what you really want to do.

If you have the discipline, study on your own and take $80 CLEP exams (for college credit) in lieu of $800 classes of subjects you already know.

As for learning: brains learn the best through failure. So, try problems before learning how to solve them. In an evolutionary perspective, this makes sense because hunters who failed to learn from their failed hunts died.
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/cogs.12107

Brain fatigue is a thing, so vary up your studies for improved retention. afaik writing summaries and highlighting things have no statistical effect on improving learning, but if it helps you by all means.

Khanacademy is generally good for freshman-sophomore year classes
youtube.com/edu for ivy league courses

+Here's 1300 free courses openculture.com/freeonlinecourses

>classes
>tennis and dinner with friends
>gym
>shitpost before bed
>volunteering to clean up my town tomorrow morning
kool

>got retardedly drunk last night
>somehow end up at gay bar near my new apartment
>gf came and picked me up and was mad I was chillin with the homos

>wake up this morning still drunk
>tell boss ill be in late
>tell gf i just wanted to get drunk because im really anxious and stressed
>she feels bad and blows me
>i try going back to sleep
.>too hungover, end up puking
>blow off work
>cant eat all day long
>try to go on walk to make myself feel better
>end up feeling better and gorge on food
>now just watching westerns all night until the gf gets home from work

I hate my life

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Really depends on the girl

what vid

>waaaaahhhh I drank 2 much big boy drink
>waaaahh I can’t go to work master
>waaahhhhh my girlfriend isn’t here to give me milkies

Jesus Christ why are you such a bitch? That was one of the worst, most useless green texts my eyes have ever had the displeasure of glazing over.

You suck

im on a bulk and ate like shit today I don't even know why been eating chicken breast and potatoes all week but when Friday comes around (for the past 3 weeks) i can't fucking help myself no idea why i feel like im fucked for the summer if i can't sort myself out and resist temptation on Friday evenings

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>closed on a sweet new apartment
>left work early because everyone was taking the day off
>rock climbed for 2 hours, got mired in my tight shirt and rugby shorts
>went to GFs place and made her a nice dinner because she cooks 99% of the time
>orzo and chicken and italian sausage with pesto basil tomato sauce and roasted aparigus and artochokes with a hint of lemon
>ate dinner on the roof of her apartment building in 75 degree weather
>clean up
>she gives me a back massage
>told me shes ready for me to make her a workout plan since shes gained 6lbs
> takes my right arm, curls up around it like a security blanket and falls dead asleep.
>im awake phoneposting with my left and triple checking my budget for the new apartment and looking at how to style it

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