/r9gay/ - #315

Gaybots - are you monogamous? Do you stick with one partner at a time, or do you look for multiple partners a week? Per month? Or maybe multiple per day? What is your preference, bots?

Pic unrelated (unless you want it to be)

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Want a nice monogamous relationship if I ever find someone.

finally the cockdrunk sissies general!

>are you monogamous

Yes, fuck 'polyamory' or whatever it's called now.

What's wrong with the shape of user's head?

christ, I want that too, but fags where I live act like monogamy is a bad word... i do not want to "hook up," I want to court a nice boy until perhaps, one far off day... marriage

is that really asking too much these days...?

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whomst big brain shota here?

No. I think polygamy in a relationship is healthy. Jealousy has no beneficial function in a homosexual relationship therefore cannot be considered a factor in why polygamy is bad. If someone was too insecure to let me sleep with someone else because I want some change in my sex life then I wouldn't be with them.

I will never understand being able to be okay with the person you love fucking other people

hi, im new to these threads

im really lonely, and gay for the most part (bi, leaning for guys)

how do i get a cute bf to cuddle with? its all i want out of this shitty withered life

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So you don't actually want a relation but the benefits other can give you, okay selfish piece of shit

Marriage (meaning an official partnership in the eyes of the government) followed by several decades of being with each other until death.

However if my significant other were to ask me to stop doing it for a while because they were going through a rough patch and needed to cling to me a bit than usual then I wouldn't keep doing it.

>being a hypocritical piece of garbage

Sex and love are completely different things.
Yeah I'll cop too that. My form of love is very selfish.

The reason why gays are so horny and promiscuous all the time is that THEY'RE NOT GETTING PUSSY. They can fuck as many men as they want but it's LITERALLY just the same as not having sex AT ALL.

Reminder: if there's no PUSSY AND DICK involved, IT'S NOT SEX.

YOU NEED TO PUT THE DICK IN THE PUSSY AND PREFERABLY YOU NEED TO FILL THE PUSSY WITH CUM

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So don't know if anyone will recognize me or not but I'm the user from one of the earlier threads asking about whether his friend was gay or not based on certain characteristics/attributes. I'm too lazy of to dig through the archive to find my old post but if anyone was wondering or wanted an update, yeah he's a fag. Cheers my niggas

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Where is my state of decay 2 game.

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Dying to talk to that boy?

It's not hypocritical. I'm not saying I'm not going to do something then I go and do it. That wouldn't benefit my relationship.
Nice dude. Congrats

Dying to talk to this DICK.

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friendly reminder this tripfag is a failure at life, failed a basic fitness test, and will never ever be a firefighter.

You're still nervous talking to him, you're supposed to save that stuff for later kronie

I don't know. mmmummmm

>calling people failures in r9k

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I'd prefer to be monogamous with my husband, but I'm not intrinsically opposed to a three way or two with freinds.

Mhmm. Okay.

yes sir, I want to marry a good man and I want to marry him NOW

"no one's more phony than Fireman Kronie"

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>nervous
Not after drinking alcohol.

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Yeah. Absolutely.
Oh you did that. Okay

>Are you monogamous?
Yes, I wouldn't trust someone else with taking care of and protecting someone I care about.
But I don't have anyone so I can stay depressed and keep on passing time and being like a shell of a human being that lacks emotion.

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Kronie you're supposed to deny that you're gay for some boy not that you're not nervous

Q. What's a good man to you?

What?
I'm nervous when it comes to talking to anyone.

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Man it's a shame that you're a bottom, if you were a top I would totally think about marrying you.

I think I'd also fight my shyness and get a discord account, just for you.

Oh really?
I didn't know that

Late but
>Tfw no Spaniard bf
Are you my new Spaniard bf?

Dansel have you returned your sister her phone with your nudes on it?
And what makes you think that you deserve someone good as an ex(maybe still an addict..) drug addict in his late twenties.

>No one's more phony than Fireman Kronie

Oh my, sides!

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You already fucked up. Now AP will never find you attractive.

The more you know, I'm always willing to educate the ignorant.

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LITERALLY FUCKING KILL
YOURSELF CANCEROUS GROWTH OF AN INBRED DOUBLE FAILED ABORTION

Why? Are you afraid he won't like you?

honest, loyal, kind and passionate, he must be a hard worker like myself and ideally he would be the dominant force of the relationship that handles the important stuff

I mean I'm not too picky. only firm stipulation would be he has to be hairy - he has to have strong hairy arms and a gorgeous beard that I can admire and tell him how sexy it is. aside from that, there's plenty of wiggle room for numerous other qualities

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Okay. That's important

> cockdrunk sissie
and you why you wonder why some people hate gays

So are you gonna talk to him or what?

Q. How are you?
Q

Good morning amigo I see you're still around

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If he proves himself to be useful.

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you aren't making sense, have you been drinking?

w-wew lad

I'm not very dominant at all, so I am not confident I would be a good match for you, user, I'm sorry

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Go away you drug addict.
And log into your steam( /id/nessnessnessness) fucking 150 days+ since you last came back for a short while from your drug trip

You've been talking to him for like a week now retard

I am fine, but you only seem to have less than 1% of the brain matter required to be called a sentient creature.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU SHOULD HAVE CHOKED ON YOUR OWN SNOT IN YOUR SLEEP

>a week
Wut

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Q. Welp, there it all goes.
Best I can do is deceptive, loyal, kind, and passionate. Wouldn't matter anyways, I'm too thin for you and I don't keep facial hair.

I really wanna cuddle with a boy and commiserate with my gays. I hate this eceleb bullshit

it's not possible at the moment, I'm afraid

are you ok? you are suffering sporadic fits of seizures user

you should grow that beard! a man with a good looking beard is a gorgeous sight to behold

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Calm yourself down normalswine I know you missed me but you can always simply not reply.

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Do you want me to dig through the archives or what?
Just tell me why you aren't on voice yet, did you pussy out?

Oh hey Apu poster. Sleep well? Q. Here still.
Do you want equity in this fantasy relationship or do you want your partner to make the decisions?

Just fucking kill yourself already fucking retarded ass fuckhead
Read above

What? What are you talking about man?
I'm not nor

You're saying all that but you were pretty close to that other guy clown piece and he didn't have a beard or strong arms, I think his picture was of some fag with really really long hair so it seems like you changed quite a bit since then

I had to wake up early to get my desk but otherwise yes.
Why do you keep posting dumb normalswine. Gosh

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Its sort of amusing that you think this is the only place I've gotten people from.

Child I'm world famous, you think this will be my only outlet?
How foolish.

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Cool man. See you later.
I'll grow it when it's convenient.
Get your desk??

Fucking die
Because normie retards like you keep infesting this once good thread

We all know this is the boy so why dont you just tell me why youre not on voice yet?

Are you still working at some retail place for 2-3 days in a row without sleeping?

You're here because the mods in other places boot you out. Can't do that to you here though. You're way more damaged than the rest of us.

Yup it's me user

Yes. I had my new desk delivered a day early. Had to wake up earlier than usual to bring it inside the house.
You're a literal retard, more so than I am if you believe I am normalswine like you.

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Where are you from user? America?

>when people think a world famous person only has one outlet in terms of talking to people.

>way more damaged
So you're the normies?

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hopefully I can end up with someone smart because I'm a straight up brainlet

Im lucky if I can remember to breathe when I wake up in the mornings

I've always liked the same stuff, but that's not very important

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Sauce of OPs pic?

Fuck off forever fucking brainless normie

I guess I'll just stick to replying to your posts every now and then

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The absolute state of /r9gay/ my god

Yep america.
Man you're actually more retarded than Juan. get a trip so I filter your dumb arse.

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Oh cool. I'm happy you're awake early. I missed you.
Not really. Normies are just people who are happy being part of society.

STOP
POSTING
THIS
FUCKING
IMAGE

It's bad enough you post faggot threads but now I have to see this image every fucking time

STOP IT
niggers

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Originally degenerate.

Even more original, since that wasn't enough apparently.

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Wonderful so I finally have a Spaniard bf?

Nope, you just agreed that were you a normie.

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>born in a religious household
>I ended up becoming gay and wanting to get a bf to fuck me

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Jump of a bridge retarded american idiot
Why the fuck would I get a trip if I'm not an attention whoring retarded autistic sperg piece of shit, because only attention whoring retarded autistic sperg pieces of shit use trips

looks to be a cock drunk sissy, if you ask me

if you train yourself to be a dominant boy, both our dreams will come true user
>want a loving bf to lay me down like pic related and abuse me for pleasure until the night ends

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You're normalswine and normalswines are attention whores, therefore get a trip so I can stop seeing your retarded shite.

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>rebellious age

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I mean.. I know I'm intelligent but saying that immediately means you're not. That's the way it seems to be perceived at least. The problem is.. intelligence breeds contempt for idiocy. I'm sure you're not actually stupid, you probably just have low self esteem.

No se, que quieres?

Okay.
The function of a trip is to make talking to someone easy if they want to help you and someone else will try to fuck you over.
Then it's to be discarded.

help
oregoranemo

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thank you for posting that image, i have added it to my collection of ahegao

sounds more like a superiority complex... desu

nothing wrong with being a little dumb. you would look down on me for being a bit less bright than yourself?

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I don't know but I find bois to be more fun than girls and I find vaginas unattractive compared to cocks

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Sounds more like he suffers from low self esteem AND from being a brainlet.

Being rebellious of your upbringing is pretty normal, its why lots of christian women end up as raging sluts.

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>tfw you will never meet the religious parents of a cute boy you fuck regularly and look his dad in the eyes

Of course not. For me personally it's favourable. I've very likely got aspd.
Yeah.