What is your sexual fantasy? It can be as impossible as you would like, just post it here

Come on, guys, we're talking fantasy here. That's easy to achieve.

Why must you lie to us? Everyone would want to accept this offer.

Standard BDSM with little bloodplay on the side. I'm a sadomasochist, vanilla sex is difficult because its not quite arousing enough for me to forget the fact I have a skin condition in my penis which makes sex painful. But truss up a girl in a corset, train her to be an obedient slave and enough adrenaline builds up in my body to almost enjoy the painful sex.

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>Standard BDSM with little bloodplay on the side
>not vanilla sex in modern times
Must be nice to have such easily attainable dreams

what do you mean? I'm not lying...Also, I'm sure plenty would if I were a girl, but I'm not, sadly.

I had a gf who was into the same exact thing, we were together for about four years. At first she was a bit reluctant to tell me her fetishes, but once I satiated her with few hours long domination (worst case of blue balls ever, was maybe worse for me than for her) she demanded it very often. In the end we broke up and now I can't get enough of femdom.

Strange how the mind works.

None. My libido has dried out due to sexual frustration.

I desperately want to fuck a big titty werewolf. IT consumes my thoughts.

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Straight or gay, no man would turn down a free slave he could dick, male or not. Surely you're just baiting for attention, since you haven't been taken yet.

Finally, another real sexual fantasy.

I was just sharing my fantasy, I'm not trying to bait for attention, I'm even spoilering my posts since it's gay shit...
also I don't know how to meet anybody who'd be into this, I'm very shy and I'm scared of talking to most user's here off the website.

>Must be nice to have such easily attainable dreams
As easy as it is to join BDSM communities these days, you don't have much chance to get laid in them since just like with wife-swapping communities, theres a lot of single males in there so the competition is high. And most hookers don't allow bondage play, unless you're a regular customer they can trust.

I understand why the upcoming world record orgy banned men without partners, the event would be filled with them otherwise. Single women who are brave enough to join BDSM- or partner swapping communities are incredibly rare, what women you do find usually come with a spouse.

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Idk why either. All other furries do nothing for me. I only want a big tit werewolf. Does that make me a furry? IDK

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Oh! Post your discord.

i have more chance winning the lotery without buying a ticket and meeting a cute submitive nerdy alien than finding a pure girl that will love me

I want to hold someone in my arms and slowly slide a knife through their ribcage until it punctures the lung cavity, one of their lungs deflates and they start having real trouble breathing. Then after lots of cuddling and talking to them I want to hold them in my arms while they straddle my waist and slowly slide the blade through the ribcage with a quick jerk when puncturing the heart. Then I want to cry that they're gone and then fuck them for leaving me.
I want it to be consensual and done with love, not malice.

I don't have consistent sexual fantasies. They involve catgirls. I just want my waifus to be with me.

Just work out and stop eating carbs, then hit up local starbucks looking for young girls to groom into your pure gf when you look presentable enough. It's easy to get pure gfs if you're willing to wait for them to become legal.

I dont have one, Ill make one though if you want..

Vore of the anal variety is the fine wine of fetish.

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I was just going to help you out by posting your discord in a /soc/ thread aimed at your interests. Since you don't have one, there's no real need to force you. It is the current best option for you, though.
Think about it.
Good luck out there.

ah, that's kind of you, user. I've never been on /soc/ and didnt know a thread like that existed, maybe one day when I'm feeling more comfortable, I'll check it out, and thank you.

My fetish is enlightening a corporate slave with my infinite NEET wisdom.

What the fuck. I never got the appeal of vore.

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I do this all of the time, yet I don't get off to it. Must be nice.

What do you have to teach?

I want to have a wife. And have sex for pleasure, reproduction, and bonding.

Thanks. It's so hot too bad it can never happen to me. Sometimes I think about trying to lucid dream so I can make it kind of a reality

The fact that the heat death of the universe is inevitable and you're wasting your time climbing the corporate ladder since all materialistic accomplishments will be wiped out anyway.

Impermanent things aren't worth pursuing, the only thing that's kept after death are spiritual lessons you've learned on this journey

God is a cruel man to keep you with such desires out of your reach. I hope it can be achieved, for your sake.

>And have sex for pleasure
This is how you lose a wife. Seriously, learn to eat a girl out before trying to have such ridiculous fantasies. You'll never keep a girl if you only fuck her for your own pleasure.

I have this really strong memory from a midsummer's six or something years ago.
I had been seeing this girl in a long distance thing, went over to see her for ten days.
We celebrate midsummer's with some of her friends, everyone gets way too drunk around 1400, so by the time we're heading home we're both mostly over it and just a little tipsy.
Fast forward a few hours and we're lying out on a blanket in her garden to sleep under the sky.

I wake up at 0400 or so (I usually wake up with the sun in the summer time) and the sky is blood red. The entire sky, with the Eastern horizon dotted with pink clouds.
I couldn't tell if it was a dream. Never before in my life had I see the sky look anything like that, it was like the Earth was in a womb, warm and red and peaceful.
So I put her in towards me and wake her up with kisses down her neck and back, she is equally absorbed in the sky and we start having slow spooning sex.

My fantasy would be to have an equally vivid scene, but in a totally different way. Bright Northen Lights covering the sky. A mist so thick you can't see your hand, cool and dimensionless. The softest golden light through a tall canopy, with the smell of leaves and bird song.

>muh spirit
>muh third eye
Nigger shut the fuck up. Do you know how I know you're black, by the way?

Never said it was not mutual pleasure. Well, it IS a fantasy anyway, otherwise I would not be here

sauce pls quickly

I'd work for the police department in 'animal training.' I would be put in the kennels where the police dogs would mount and knot me in sequence while their handlers fuck my mouth, then they swap places. Using and abusing me would build the relationship between officer and dog.

>muh money
>muh rat race
Idiot shut the fuck up. Do you know how I know you're an idiot, by the way?

I'm sorry user, I'm just being cruel for fun. I'm sure you could please her with your penis easily.

You have a discord you can drop?
Please be in London.

thats ironic because i want to be a sex slave to a girl not a sissy or any fag shit tho

Did your fucking spirit animal tell you?

How very teenage nihilistic occult. Life is about experiences and growth, both physically and mentally. While i do agree people should not live a very materialistic life i also believe you can enjoy the things you work for. Life is finite. Death is finite.. Enjoy the time you are given. Also being a jobless NEET loser does not equate to a monk.

throwawaydogbro#1670

I want a harem of non emotionally unstable 18+ women.

Straight men are absolutely not into this idea

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Oh, you'd rather be the slave. Fag.

nah ur mom told me last nite in bed u gaylord

>nihilistic

Nigger stop using words you don't understand.

>Life is about experiences and growth

That's literally what I said in my post.

> Also being a jobless NEET loser does not equate to a monk.

All NEETs aren't monks but all monks are NEETs.

thats so peaceful user, i want that too

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>u-ur mom, muh diiiii
Confirmed wog.

>Nigger stop using words you don't understand

rejecting all religious and moral principles in the belief that life is meaningless.
"an embittered, nihilistic teenager"

Basically what you originally said reworded..

>That's literally what I said in my post.

PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY. stop cherry picking and actually discuss you cunt.

>All NEETs aren't monks but all monks are NEETs.

True, but that still does not change the fact that you are just some loser telling people to stop working. Monks work, they doon't just sit around all day getting fat.

Yup, i know that feel

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I want to have a female that would behave like my maiden/slave 24/7, i think thats all.

You can. Just don't be a complete waste of space. Remember WHY should someone love you?

>rejecting all religious and moral principles in the belief that life is meaningless.
Would you kindly quote me where I implied any of this? Where the fuck did I say life is meaningless? If I thought so I would tell people to pursue hedonism instead of spiritual enlightenment.

>PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY
The spirit, mind and body are all one, so it goes without saying that you shouldn't neglect those things.
>True, but that still does not change the fact that you are just some loser telling people to stop working

People SHOULD stop working for the benefit of a corrupt and destructive society.

Post stupid comments receive stupid replies.

>Impermanent things aren't worth pursuing, the only thing that's kept after death are spiritual lessons you've learned on this journey
Nothing gets kept after death. Death is dreamless sleep that lasts eternally, you experience a small part of death every single night. The only reason for your existence in the dying universe is the reason you give to yourself. Your life is your own, use it to follow your own goals and dreams.

Is the irony of arguing against hedonism on this website completely lost on you? Lol im done here. Good luck being a loser.

I want to be sex slave to an older, dominating man. I want my entire existence to be for his pleasure at the expense of my enjoyment/body/mental health. Bonus points if he'll tie me up and piss on me.

t. trap

Sorry man I've had that gif saved on my computer forever, no idea where it's from

You'd be Daddy's good little girl. I'll even take you out on father's day, tell the waitress that you're my daughter taking me out for a special day, all while using the bluetooth buttplug to make you quiver while trying to place your order.

>all 4chinners are filthy hedonists

Lol

Good luck being an ignorant fool.

Creepy! No thanks.

>Nothing gets kept after death. Death is dreamless sleep that lasts eternally

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you came back from the dead.

Would there be beatings later if my whimpers or moans attract attention?

>cuff my boss to a pole in my basement and rape him until he starves to death, then continue to rape the body
>get fucked by a dog
>get fucked by a horse
>burn down my house (fire turns me on)
>get raped by a larger gentleman
>get raped by a woman
>get raped by several women
>get gangraped in an alleyway
>fuck in public
>have someone fill a large syringe with their shit and pump their shit into my rectum
>fit a basketball into my asshole (it actually is possible)
>have consensual, loving, sweet cuddlesex
>taped to a pole and left outside in winter
>fuck my brother
>get fucked by my dad
>tentacle monster
>own a willing, live-in sex slave who I would make do depraved things
etc. the list goes on.
I'm too afraid to do any of that shit, though. I'll mostly just be safe sex sally for the rest of my life.

Being this guy.

nypost.com/2018/05/02/jurors-sick-of-hearing-about-prison-guards-huge-stinky-penis/

I want a futa girl to dominate me and make me lick her sweaty arms and asscrack

Have you ever been unconscious? What do you remember of the time when you were unconscious? Thats right, nothing.

Of course! If you get so whiny that you need to take it out, you can do it in the bathroom... but I expect you waiting in the stall for me to fuck your gaping hole.

Better hope no one walks in, I might let them take seconds.

So if people can't remember their dreams that must mean they haven't dreamed that night?

>unconsciousness is the same thing as death.
Stop being obnoxious fedora-tipping atheist retardo. Regarding death - no one knows. Regarding you - no one cares.

I won't take it out unless Daddy wants me to, after all my body is yours, not mine. You can pass it along to whoever you want.

What a good girl! I'm so proud. Just for that, I'll let you take off the chastity cage so you can spurt from riding me tonight.

>"if it didn't stink I'd be all over that shit"
Women are subhuman.

My favorite is having sex with my two waifu at the same time and us pooping on each other.

If you were unconscious the entire night can you say that you were most definitely dreaming? No, you can't. Saying theres something spiritual there is the same, the burden of proof is on you. And its a waste of time seeking for something that isn't there with the short amount of time you have, unless that brings enjoyment by itself in your life. Quit wasting time thinking about nonexistent afterlife and start living. If you start restricting your life according to what might happen after you die, you're doing it wrong.

Aww thats too much kindness

My fantasy is having very intimate and loving sex in the missionary position.

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We need one in your mouth, one in your hole, and one in each hand!

But don't forget. Daddy always goes first and last on your sweet ass, babygirl

I'd like to give a sensual oil massage to a man I love and see if I can get him hard with barely touching his penis. After a while, I'd finally give in and stroke it while giving him gentle kisses and whispering sweet things to him.

And I also just want to be a housewife being taken from behind by my future husband while cooking or washing dishes and have babies.

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Of course! Daddy planted the seed so he gets the first taste.

You'll look so pretty with the cum that made you drying on your face!

>muh burden of proof

We don't have the technology yet to prove the existence of an afterlife, but I've read numerous books about the phenomenon (OBE and NDE) and I've come to this conclusion on my own.

You could say those are simple hallucinations concocted by the mind, but what evolutionary benefit does it have to give an organism which has ceased to exist a final visionary experience?

y-you could fuck me in missionary and I could wear a jockstrap so you don't have to see my dick

if you want...

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Sorry lad I don't bend that way. I'm taken too

WHERE'S MY DINNER YOU STUPID BITCH!?

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I won't wash it off, that way you can keep adding to your masterpiece later.

You never had any kind of a mystical experience, right? There's no point to talk rationally about that, it's like explaining red to a born blind person. Spirituality in common sense has no restrictions, it's your very personal journey to whatever is next. At some point you realize there's no motivation in constant pursuing of pleasure, that's it.

>but what evolutionary benefit does it have to give an organism which has ceased to exist a final visionary experience?
As simple as nature's own drugs to calm the body down as a last desperate measure in trying to heal itself. Its silly to simultaneously talk about biological functions and them being proof of afterlife. Would this mean bacteria also has afterlife? How about viruses? Both die by billions each day. Some of them can survive longer and in more extreme conditions than you. Where is their spiritual afterlife?

>At some point you realize there's no motivation in constant pursuing of pleasure, that's it.
My point was your spirituality becomes a hindrance if you start fearing life and living because of some idea of what might happen in afterlife. If drinking raw water and putting crystal s in your anus brings you fulfillment and enjoyment in your life, then of course go for it. But quit saying other people should stop hunting their dreams because you think theres some afterlife that might punish them because your delusions said so.