/FRAUD/ - steroid larping general

Read the retarded reddit wiki
reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index
before even thinking about asking your absolutely retarded questions. Then get DYELs to answer them.

Even as internet doctors we can't tell you how to dose your AI.

Oral only cycles are awesome and you're awesome for considering them.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.
Previously on autistic newfag trying to fit in

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on my first cycle of 375mg test per week with 10mg of lgd per day. Took 12.5mg of aromasin on my second pin thursday and now my libido is shot and bones are a little achey. Did i crash my estrogen and should i no longer take AI until i feel sides? cheers

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bump fuck that other retarded thread

Give a blog update in case any other TRT homos are around. Took HcG lozenge/tablet things for two days in a row and got my first shot in the ass today. Cyp 200mg. Doing this for 8 weeks and then I get bloods done

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>Did i crash my estrogen
Sure sounds like it.

You are on a pretty low dosage for a blast. Lots of guys I read on other forums do a 500mg blast and some don't need AI at all.

I'm in the camp of people that believes you should withhold AI until you start seeing symptoms of high estrogen or blood work confirms it.

Someone will correct me with the proper science but it takes like 2-3 weeks for test injections to bind to the receptors or w/e, and build up in your system.

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What were your starting T levels looking like? Age?

Yup, was just ignorance on my behalf. My natural test is low 350ng/dl. So i figured i'd have good results off a lower dosage of test considering my receptors are untouched. How long does it usually take for estrogen to go back to normal after crashing it?

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300ng/dl
28 years old

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>it takes like 2-3 weeks for test injections to bind to the receptors or w/e, and build up in your system.
>i figured i'd have good results off a lower dosage of test considering my receptors are untouched

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plz b nice bb

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is a dianabol kickstart even worth it for a beginner cycle? sides and bloating seem harsh.

You will gain and lose too much water weight, its hard to keep track of your progress. Despite the popular beliefs i think its good, but dbol alone would be stupid throw some test in there.

If you are talking begginer cycle just do 500mg of test for 12 weeks and see how it goes

Look mom I posted the reaction image on 4chinz again

yes, i think i will do just test-e then. for later cycles, is there anything like dianabol that can be used to kickstart that isn't so harsh on the liver or causes so much water gain?

Anavar

just frontload your test
its simple as fuck double up first injection and your good if you dont want to do the calculations for blood levels. If you want to be exact you can use the steroid calc but doubling up the amount in your first pin brings you pretty close to peak serum levels in a week or two.
in theory i like just test better so you can get a feel for how you respond to exogenous test, get a feel for how to dose your ai, get a feel for how much to eat etc. Its like getting the foundation to everything right.
Once you throw in dbol its just another factor to try and account for.
I did 8 weeks on test then threw in dbol and still bloated up 20 lbs. from it in a month to 240
fell to 230 when i came off it and stayed there for about a month. So it definitely helped me put on extra mass and strength in the long run.

Just did my first pin, boys. Guess I'm in for life :3

fantasize often about beating the piss out of a female mma fighter and then chaining her up in my basement and impregnating her

reducing her to my feminine incubator with a mirror in front of her so she can watch all her hard-earned muscles fade away and she turns into a real woman carrying my son

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If I wasn't at work I would but alas boy do I have a doujin for you.

where the FUCK can I buy t3 online, it's completely legal for me to buy overseas so why the fuck can't I find one single website

post it nonce

apparently "gay sex w/ hats" is a thing and it's fucking hilarious

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bench is stalling I’m going to kill everyone

don’t come to anytime fitness tomorrow some of you are cool

>just fapped to IR tranny porn for the first time
To my defense that heshe was thicc as hell. I don't feel that much shame but now I feel like I should stay off the internet for a few weeks, would do me some good

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did you insert as the tranny

Nah I just like the idea of conquest and thick as hell women. I mainly fap to straight white male latina female

If 750mg of test barely touched my hair what are the chances dbol will fuck my shit up?

If you're worried just use tbol. Won't do shit to your hair and you'll gain a solid 5-6lb. Don't be a greedy nigger

>he doesnt slip, slop, slap

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dbol really isn't that bad for hair. it gets bad when you use shit like mast, sdrol, tren

if you don't like gains just use tbol

is it acceptable to dump your gf because of her sensitive gag reflex

The gag reflex can be attenuated. Start by having her brush her tongue with her toothbrush - this will slowly reduce the sensitivity of the reflex. Alternately get a smaller dick.

my penis is already pretty small it's only 6.5 inches maybe 7 if fully diamond erect.

if I pin her down and just force it down her throat while she struggles will this get her over he fear of gagging?

>my penis is already pretty small it's only 6.5 inches maybe 7 if fully diamond erect.

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viagra is fucking awful compared to cialis

cialis lasts all day and sometimes into the next day if you take the full 20mg

viagra lasts like 5-6 hours

Yes

Nigga that's a bold claim to make without posting any photographic evidence

you want a picture of my small penis?

you're lucky, cialis just doesn't do shit for me so I have to make due with viagra's "you have to have sex within 2-3 hours or else it doesn't really work anymore"

>500mg test 500 mg deca
>can't get hard without ED medication

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I want you to provide proofs yes.

you could try taking some masteron

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I noticed this too. Sometimes I would get insane results other time nadda- couldn't figure out why.

I stumbled across some youtube video of a TRT doc who explained - if you don't already have some kind N2o convertible stuff in your system Tadalafil has nothing to "feed" off. What I do is take Citruline and regularly eating beets, brocolli, and other nitrate heavy foods, etc makes Tadalafil work fucking great.

Also I noticed, that pharmacy made is better then brand. Cheap as fuck too.

>200 test 600 deca
>Rock hard morning wood
Feels good not being a genetic dead end

citrulline malate + cialis is a god tier pump in the gym, could be cutting hard as fuck and still feel juicy and vascular

ok here you go it's average sized 6.5 inches like I said. not sure why its upside down.

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>get shitfaced to forget problems
>oh right I have to pin today
>pin drunk
>can't keep steady, randomly putting weight on leg and thus randomly flex while needle is inside, fuck everything up
tomorrow is gonna be the biggest pip of my life, send help

>posting your penis for other men

faggot

Shave your pubes you nasty fuck. Your penis isn't small though, according to the internet 6.5-7 is bigger than 90% of men.

Penis size is a meme unless it's shockingly small, I really believe you could say "I'm average" if it's anything from 5.5 to 7, which is virtually everyone

why do americans mutilate their dicks

Rance?

Because the inventor of corn flakes, Mr. Kellog, thought that it would prevent masturbation back in like the 20's. Seriously.

its commanded in the torah you antisemite

I'm not going on doujin sites on work computers.

>australians can't afford phones

LMAO

Started 750mg test, 100mg anadrol 2 days ago. Was suppose to cruise longer at 250mg after my cut, but fuck it.

Immediately first workout, much better pumps and a slight strength increase. Second workout, insane strength increase on the leg press (10 fucking percent).

dbol took over a week for me to really feel its effect, but anadrol seems quite instant.

kickstarted my cycle with dbol and my strength exploded but now it's been almost a month after I stopped it and my strength is stalling on 500mg test

VERY angry

this is normal

but I'm so close to 3 plate bench

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Eat more/try harder/ add in some overload work with a slingshot if your gym has it.

yeah good point, the combo very much improves my athletic performance

I've been considering adding in Meldonium, but I'm not sure if it will get through CA or US customs... Anyone ever used it?

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Pharmacist looked at me like a heroin addict when I asked for syringes

Do you have an email? I have a hunch my vitamin seller has vanished and sst is kill

> mutually broke up w/ first gf of 3 years because i've become far more successful than her and developed strong resent
> all depressed and shit now

I'm probably an elitist but are any young women actually mature, career driven and actively think about and plan their futures? Also how much does a test-e only cycle at 250mg-500mg impact natural test levels & fertility?

>sst is kill

lmao he doesn’t know

>Taking clen for like 2 months
>diet was clean but kept overeating rice post workout
>finally clean up diet properly and count cals
>look leaner everyday
>holy shit clen actually works

My life's a meme

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you look good no homo

can you post transformation pics?

Me 9-10 months ago without gear or enough training or food

Forgot pic lol

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Then this was just before the cut. after a test e 500 cycle for 10 weeks and cruising on 200. Around 6 weeks ago

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I pinned once during oxy withdrawal. That shit made me nauseous as hell

>me with a pump 1 month ago looks the same as me without pump now

Pumps are KILLING my motivation

Why? Pumps are a glimpse into the future bro

Pls do tell

Wickr me deets bro
bskhhh

it’s still up they just moved from reddit to their own domain

Didn't the guy who runs it (scorpiondnp) get busted by the feds?

Not him, but pretty sure the other mods totally scrubbed him and his admin privileges off the server pretty immediately after word got out he was busted

Sweet, cheers user

This. When normies start talking about androgen receptors like they have a clue whats going is very cute.

This. When Septicanon start talking about anything like he has a clue whats going is very cute.

We don't need phones. Just tape everything to a Kookaburra and let it find it's way.

Here you go faggot:
nhentai.net/g/162677/
Practically the same premise as your fetish.

Can you post your calves?

Its so satisfying watching you crawl to my thread after getting btfo in yours like an addictive ex who begs to get fucked and worships my cock. Just a carpool with your mother, fag

That's not small, bro. Mine is 7 inches when fully erect and it's more than enough to satisfy.

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My kük is 6 inches and girls dont complain

I 'spose if no grils see the coc, no one can complain.

Teaching the gf to give blowjobs

Afterwards tells me I was being very commanding and it hurt her feelings

Women are so sensitive

ur right

You just made her feel inadequate. Tell her it wasn't personal and she doesn't fail to please you. Say you'll be more tender with instruction in the future.

Bimbo's time in the industry has taught him well. Shame that he was probably in the very position of your gf.

Glad you have some decency when it comes to sexual relationships.
Meanwhile most guys here would reply with: just lick her fucking anus bruh

You seem like a pretty gentle guy.

Yes yes he will be gentle while hes eating your as- ... Oh wait

sup natty boys

le cookiez are rdy

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>le nintendo hat
Am I cool yet guys?

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How my partner feels is a significant.

I was implying that you had been throatfucked, and were made to feel inadequate and that your co-worker had said the same thing to you "it's not personal, you still please me".

I know I just chose to ignore.

Bimbo are you bi or is the gay part just for pay?