Is a threesome the ultimate proof of making it? I had one but payed for it like a retarded loser...

I got sucked off by two ladyboys in Thailand a few years ago, 60USD for two hours of constant blowjobs. I've never felt more gay in my life but it felt great

A threesome where you pull two straight chicks who focus on you.
Not one where some loser dyke weasels her way into your bed or your girlfriend is a closet dyke who's fucking a chick/wants to fuck a chick. That's cuck as fuck.

I’ve had 2 threesomes. The free one went terribly wrong because one girl had 0/10 hygiene . The one I paid for (me gf and escort) was 10/10. I’ve ran a few trains before too.

The ultimate proof of making it would be the hardest thing to get.

A meaningful dedicated relationship where you both respect each other.

Fucking a ho, or a thousand hos, is the opposite of making it. Fucking two at once is just as bad.

>friends with two rawr xD emo girls in high school
>Pale, short, big butts
>Spent a weekend at one of their houses
>Apparently I am a nice trustworthy guy with whom they feel comfortable, so they wanted to explore their sexuality with me
>We all spent a couple days fucking like crazy in her living room

>...no sexual success in all the years since

I had one god-tier experience and then nothing

I used up all of my luck Jow Forums

I had a threesome with my Norwegian model gf and a half Aussie half paki chick in a five star hotel in Bali. Have I made it? Am I Chad now?

Friend of mine, 5'7 flip, admittedly not a bad looking guy, got into a threesome with two chicks while he was going to school in Hawaii, he was not lifting at that point. So it can be done, just be good-looking, charming, and be in Hawaii. Something about living there that makes everyone receptive to sexuality.

no, because its hard to look at your gf the same after a 3some. I honestly regret it, had to dump that whore.

if you had FFM THREESOMES please relate the experience on some erotic way like what did the girls each other

>t.20 years old guy with autismo

come on grandpas, do it for this argentinian subhuman

No, because you're still on Jow Forums.

I have a similar story.

Threesome with hot Japanese sisters in high school. Not even kidding.

Total failure with girls since.

Yeah I had one

>be me
>autist
>lose some weight, gain some confidence and go to a Burn festival with my friend
>the people at these festivals are failed hippies in their late 30s
>bug white men everywhere
>I'm the only black guy for miles
>hippies girls love dark meat, girls openly miring in front of their boyfriends
>i'mgonnagetlaid.jpg
>get hammered and stoned out of my mind and wander around the festival
>fire spinning, exhibits, etc
>get into an orgy tent
>smell of ass sweat and pussy juice fills my nostrils as soon as i enter
>people fucking all over the place
>mostly fat chicks and I aint into BBW
>see mattresses
>decide to lay down and rest for a bit
>close my eyes and after about 30 minutes two thicc chicks making out on the bed next to me
>beta instinct at first told me to get up and leave
>decided to say fuck it and start feeling one girl up
>get wrapped in and start fucking like a pornstar on BLACKED
>ass in one hand, titties in another, tongue kissing one girl while she rides face, etc
>suddenly stomach churning
>ignore it, start licking one chicks armpit
>it churns again and now I can feel something in the back of my throat
>uhoh.png
>pull out of a girl midstroke, run outside the tent and vomit vodka and juice 2 feet infront of me
>vomit is splashing
>people are staring
>realize I haven't cum yet
>stumble to my tent, grab my toothbrush and brush my teeth with vodka to gurgle
>get back to the tent
>find some bugman has taken my place and wasn't even fucking them
>petting their hair as they kiss completely oblivious to the inferior man
>was disgusted by the sight and left the tent
>finish myself off in the woods to the top notch spank bank material

Was pretty hot honestly. It is by no means the ultimate proof making it though. Doing it stone cold sober in a foreign land would be pretty indicative of making it probably. Not really looking to top it though, looking for an actual wholesome gf.

>a black guy fucking subhuman fat whitoids

i saw this many times

Getting them both pregnant is the ultimate proof.

Was it an EDM fest or something like burning man? I've been to a few camping EDM fests but was too beta to find the orgies

Does it count if it involved their husbands watching?
How about an already pregnant one?

Is tango still popular there or is it just senior citizens doing it?

Was she pregnant with your child?

>I had one but payed for it like a retarded loser
you mean you paid prostitutes?

its only popular between senior citizens , althought there are some young people playing it but its a minority

Never found out, no plan of finding out.
Bull life is the best for sex
>purely sex
>no need to message each other and shit, just set a date and go

It's completely made me lose any trust I had left with women though, some of these wives contact me without their husbands knowing. Some just flat out cheat instead of cuckolding.

Damn it, thanks for answering.
>tfw I will have to dance tango with old people forever

Did you go on Craigslist or FetLife? I've had a few offers but didn't really follow through with them since I don't find it that erotic I just like the validation of being seen as more of a man. Plus it's more trouble than it's worth because I'm a white guy and most cuckhold couples are into black guys where I live so I got to look hard

I'm on something else called the hub, from there I try to keep a good rotation going.
It's not really troublesome if a. you have a big dick, and b. you're a big guy.

I can't be bothered with relationships now, I still get on tinder when I want younger pussy but it's definitely a ton easier just setting up shit with cucks.

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>6 threesomes since last July
>still empty inside
I should understand that Tren and young pussy can never fill the void in me.
I'm lonely.

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you can find young girls into tango but thats most likely not going to happen

if you are in argentina for a trip or something just go clubbing, bitches love foreigners and money here, dont fell for the tango meme

>charm
oh come on. Are you fucking retarded? No normal women are going to go along with this. It's either sluts or prostitutes. Stop watching so much porn you braindead retard.

So why didn't you?

Yeah I have a thick weewee. My only cuck story is that some dude was supposed to watch me fuck his crazy girlfriend on facetime but I accidentally locked me and her out of her house so we smoked weed and I got the succ on her porch

Yeah I it's the same here (burger). I was just hoping that in the homeland of tango there would be a young crowd. Oh well, time to work on my club dance I guess.

Learn bachata, still not a ton of young people but more of them plus the girls dance sluttier

>Is a threesome the ultimate proof of making it?

The ultimate proof of making it is having a loyal wife and successful, loving children.

this is the ultimate truth

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>Imagine sleeping in a bed next to a woman and not fucking her
user... I just don't understand how this happens...

Not him but iv done it

She wanted me to make a move too, but I didnt because for the whole two weeks I was with her she was doing nothing but flirting around with every dick she could find and I found that so unattractive I didn't want to reward her sluttiness.

Honestly feel good about it now. Felt pretty awful at the time though.

>Caving to siren song of thots.
>Not abstaining to make them unattractive and worthless.

Loser.

Never understood the appeal of threesomes personally. I only have one dick

>/fit
You have to go back >>>/reddit/

Based high IQ poster

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>making it
Lets actually define making it. Making it =/= being Chad. Making it means you are content and happy with your life. As all Chads one day find out; sleeping around with random women no matter how hot doesn't satisfy you. Even Ugly Joe like you will learn that if you use Tinder for a month.

Making it means you are happy and content. Which is 99% of peoples cases at least on Jow Forums means a relationship where you trust the other person completely and they trust you. Where you dont worry about cheating/bullshit and just live with them happily.

So no OP, fucking two sluts is not making it. Its the opposite of that, its trying to fill your hollow soul with pointless temporary happiness.

>friend of my wife and i wants us to go get drinks
>she keeps leaning her head on my shoulder but she's one of those huggy people so whatever
>squeezes my bicep a couple times and pokes at my abs
>ends up staying at our place because she's too sloshed to drive
>go to sleep
>wake up because I think I'm suffocating
>think my wife is sitting on my face
>but someone is also on my dick
Good times.

or they just wanted to, insecure would be not being secure enough in your sexuality to have one

Had a threesome when I was like 20. Back then all I needed to attract sluts was my sixpack, other than that I was a skeleton. In all honesty, it was pretty lame, because I had high expectations.

brehs plz i need names

Stacy and Lacy

>insecure would be not being secure enough in your sexuality to have one
Opposite. People who fuck around a lot do it because they need validation not because they like sex. Its not hard to find someone who is good at sex, yet people who fuck around dont just settle down with them ever do they, they keep fucking around because they are never satisfied with the validation because once they have it, they dont want it.

Its extremely common to find people who rarely have sex who still enjoy it, but dont give a flying fuck about others opinions and are comfortable in themselves. Those are the ones who enjoy sex but dont do it for validation.

nah i had a threesome once, and im pretty much a loser so don't worry about it.

t. virgin.

Post body

>tfw 5'6 Indian
>tfw getting Jow Forums has done nothing for me

Im doomed, aren't I, lads?

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Yes you are a virgin thanks for pointing that out

>5'6 indian
I can't imagine anything worse

i never understood the appeal
but im quite an introvert
is it about showing off with your bros who can fuck the whore harder?

Oh it can get worse

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NICKA FUNNSTA GIT YO WIG SPLIT!
STOED IN THE EURRR!

ahahaha he knocked his hairpiece off

>hairpiece
think hard retard

A 5'5" indian?

>1.4billion indians
>barely win anything at commonwealth games
>never win anything at the olympics
>sent two people to the winter olympics

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This man understands how often the predictable male fantasy is used against us.

Never forget, dykes are as conniving and creepy as dudes when it comes to sex.

I too have one or two stories where I look like a sexual god and about a thousand where i look like a deflated nutsack. How do I reconcile this?

I did it once.

With 2 bloody abo gurls.

>the hub
Go on...