/tinder/ bread

would you like a ride on my hog (motorcycle)?

Why do thots love that pseudo philosophical LIVE LAUGH LOVE garbage? Like wow gurl you are so deep and positive and interesting you're not like all the other girls.

hahahaha yes

Do you cook you gook? *wink sexually*

This too op

This was actually one you guys started. She’s got yellow fever, is really into anime, and seems like a fucking degenerate.

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I think I have chocolate fever... and by chocolate fever I mean please shit in my mouth

>Herro ching Ching bing bong
you fucked it up

Uganda be kidding me

I’ll do it if you reroll
Sorry. Autocorrect.

kek roll for this

Kek

Will you eat my puppy?

roll

This

Funny

>live as if you die today
Because who would want to live with consequences right? That really sums up this fucking awful app doesnt it.

Roll

In all seriousness, I really despise your people

rolling

dubz incoming

lmao called it

Fucking finally

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Suck shit out of my ass with a straw you sexy black bitch

HUURRRR DURRRR IMMA NEGRO LOVER

rolling for this

I’m a little pissed at this dumb cunt. She’s obviously not interested, so say whatever you want.

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I got a job for you. A blow job! Hahahahahaha get it prolly not dumbass

Would be weird if I asked you to suck my toes, right? haha

Are you autistic?

On the contrary, I think you'd be ideal for a blow job

based

"I could've sworn this was backpages. your profile confused me."

Fucking nice.

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>the first message you send her you are basically bribing her to go out on a date with you
>in the first fucking message
>obviously says no
>FUCK THIS DUMB ASS BITCH WTF

lol autism

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so you're looking for sex, then?

YES

I just realized that I misspelled “on”. Christ I’m retarded.

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I like your titty shirt lemme move that shit off your titties so I can see your titties without your titty shirt in the way of your titties banging ass titty girl

Christ I'm retarded

I need to eat more catories to hit my macros, mind giving me a hand?

>in
not nice
who the fuck responds with oh

This

Reroll plz kek

You don't have any diseases, right?
I mean, you are... uh... of the *chocolate* persuasion, so I just want to be sure.

Re roll

fist my asshole

I said number bitch

Cmoooooon luck be a lady

i have a 9 inch penis

Fuck it. I wasn't gonna message anyway

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Reroll for this

Lemme replace that choker with my dick kakakakawww

I wont stop till I am the winner

I SAID GIVE ME YOUR GOD DAMNED NUMBER

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this

Roll

I dont quit

Rollin for Harry

WINRAR

Ayy lmao post the pic too, funny whether or not she's seen Dumb & Dumber

check out these dubs

Ay girl imma knock you up and provide for you and our 56% mutt

You best fucking appreciate how hard it is to do all caps on mobile

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Real talk I'm here do get my dick wet. You want to volunteer your sweet pussy to help with that?

just double tap the caps to toggle it

Post the Harry pic too!

Why are you talking to black people?

Double tap the capitalization button on the keyboard. It allows you to type in FULL CAPS

>people

''Do you like Doki Doki literature club?''

OP, you got some messages to send

It took me 5 years of owning iPhones before I figured out this gem

WOW

Can’t. Tinder only lets you post pictures that they deem appropriate. I couldn’t find it.
I’m only sending one of them since the other one is fucking retarded.

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''My place or yours?''

You're fucking retarded

amy? my great grandmothers name was amy. she died after she drowned in my cum while i was skullfucking the soft spot in her head that she got after i whacked her with a tire iron back in 08 because she wouldnt give me her prescriptions.

Next one.

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''What is your foot size?''

roll

have you ever taken a big shit, and then looked into the toilet and thought: "damn, I guess that's how much dick I can take" ?

I'm just about ready to put your fucking legs behind your head

How about I take you on a nice, romantic candlelight dinner, and afterwards we can camp under the stars on my plantation?

Cmoon I want it

Kek. Rerol

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shameless re-roll