Third day of NoFap

>first day no fap
>fit is full of half naked babes

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>actually has a chin
Did Assad start mewing?

>Day 3
>Have to slap my balls lightly to keep myself from edging
my sperm count isn't gonna make it

>day 8
>watching ear licking ASMR
>they suck it like a fucking dick

I was lied to and I lost.

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>two weeks+ nofap
>not even horny
>no desire to fuck new gf
>weird wet dreams only
>cum is chunky
>look at (female) asses
What do

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You're addicted user, just accept it. If you can't go a week without ejaculating, you have an addiction. You would look at someone who drinks or smokes the same way. Stop finding excuses to keep feeding your addiction like "otherwise muh prostate cancer!" Jacking to porn is literally like doing cocaine, it has the same responses in the brain. Nofap will RESET your brain and allow for more neurological pathways to be accessed.

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youtube.com/watch?v=DnqPGC1U9_w

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that's his neck my nigga nigga nigga

Who is this semen sorcerer?

>read about Paige VanZant
>can't keep it in

That's why we need more half naked men

>first day of nofap
>listening to sissy hypno and edging like a fucking madman

Yo what kind of retarded level do you have to be on to be this passionate about abstaining masterbation. Fucking pathetic, seriously? You think your addicted but your just looking for something to ‘fix’. Truth is you got way more serious shit to take care of, buster

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>12 hours of nofap
>new decapitation webm on Jow Forums

>Nofap will RESET your brain and allow for more neurological pathways to be accessed.
this literally doesnt mean anything

>do no fap for a month
>everything was the same
>do no fap for two months
>everything was the same
At least reading and masturbating to mongolian porn comics feels good.

>4th month of noFap
>Meeting Zeus and Poseidon in the Pantheon of Gods tomorrow afternoon for beers

You're addicted user, just accept it. If you can't go a week without eating, you have an addiction. You would look at someone who drinks or smokes the same way. Stop finding excuses to keep feeding your addiction like "otherwise muh starvation mode!" Eating chicken breasts is literally like doing cocaine, it has the same responses in the brain. /fast/ will RESET your body and allow for more metabolic pathways to be accessed.

>first day of no4chan no/reddit
>start watching "best of r/greentext compilation" on youtube

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fags like that should just come out of the closet. first they ruin femdom with pegging and now ruin erotic hypnosis with another gay shit.

Do wet dreams have the same effect as relapsing

Who the fuck cares? You can't control them, I wouldn't consider it relapsing. Just don't watch porn

Yeah you can. I've noticed I only got wet dreams when I've had sexual thoughts in the evening (watching stuff or thinking about it). If I "pray" to not have sexual thoughts during the night, I 100% have never had a wet dream.

And yeah as far as sexual energy + nutrients being released, it's the same as ejaculating awake.

I care about everything and I'm not sure if having a wet dream as I just did (without even touching my dick it woke me up and whilst I was in the middle of waking up I realised what was happening as if I was half concious) has the same physical effects or not. It might have something to do with the fact I spent a lot of time yesterday with the rather attractive girls in my class. Though I've probably became so paranoid I consider everything that makes me hard as to be on the same level as pornography and when I even look at the common milk truck I get in my workplace, or content that wouldn't even be considered pornography as a failure and a slip up, and I get stressed that these 40 days I have behind me won't mean anything if this happens. I've been attempting nofapping since a few months with on and off success, last longest streak being 25 days.

t. only started fapping since early 2016 with interest primarily in bikini pics and everything related to that with no interest in anything else

>And yeah as far as sexual energy + nutrients being released, it's the same as ejaculating awake

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bit obsessed with gay stuff aint ya?

>that projection
no, I just don't want to wade through sissy gay shit just to watch erotic hypnosis

>Day 37 of nofap
>On my third prostate orgasm of the day
You just gotta beat the system guys.

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>If you can't go a week without ejaculating, you have an addiction
What about two weeks? A month? A year? How do you prove you're not addicted to something?

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Yeah,fingering your own asshole totally beats the system

Cocaine literally isn’t even that bad

Day 105.
Few personality changes here and there.
I hit that point where I'm like "i beat my addiction, maybe i should treat myself to a fap..." but then im like it'll make my 100 days into 0. Plus im saving my load to splooge on a girl. It'll be massive ik for sure.

>Plus im saving my load to splooge on a girl. It'll be massive ik for sure.
That sex will be best 10 seconds of her life.

Itll be the best 10 seconds of my life if i get to splooge on a hoe

I usually fap once/day but now i gotta no fap until monday because i gotta get a sperm analysis. It's already been 3 days and this sucks, i miss my porn

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I hope you are not serious. Cumming is as natural as eating and breathing. Don't be dumb and compare it to actual vices

Cumming in a female is natural. Cumming in your hand watching Brazilian bestiality isn't.

When there's no female to cum into, it doesn't mean you should not cum at all

Dump her, get another

>Day 14
76 more days to go

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Day 4 here, already feeling a bit better

instagram.com/olgachocolate/

I'm in day 6 of nofap (relapsed after 23 days) but I have a question about noporn. I've deleted my porn folder/bookmarks/ stopped browsing /gif etc a month ago. I have a question tho. Does looking at thots in Jow Forums count as breaking my noporn? I can't stop looking at thots and hotties in general as the place I live in (UK but not britfag) is full of uglies. They are mostly fatties or 20yo looking like they hit the wall a decade ago.

His mom is doing it for him

Just stop looking at pictures that make you sexually aroused. Use your imagination dude

>Start no fap
>Things go really well, confidence boost etc
>Land gf
>We end up fucking and I drove her wild
>Now we fuck twice a night and I still wake up with morning wood so she takes care of that too

Is this even worse than fapping a lot?

I'm doing nofap again with the aim of hitting the 90-day mark at least. After my relapse last Sunday I am more determined to stay on nofap for as long as possible. Porn is my issue. I don't fapto porn or thots (or anything since I'm doing nofap), but looking at them (wether it's Jow Forums or the gym) I get pumped. So, my question is, does prolonged looking at thots (nofap) at Jow Forums count as breaking my noporn?

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Stupid comparison. You need to eat to stay alive you fucking brainlet.

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I think you meant noporn, having a weekly wank is fine.

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Yes, just don't look at any fucking thotties, just fap when you can't hold your nofap any longer and close your eyes and imagine, porn rots your brain senpai

kys with these reddit tier memes

also, NO EDGING -- it's worse than cumming over porn.
In fact, edging will fuck up your dick worse than porn will

D-does fucking a girl count as a relapse?
Been on a 40 day streak. Started taking vitamins with Zinc.
The condom looked like a cum filled baloon afterwards.
She said it was great.
>MFW

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I only interact with my penus when I pee or clean it during showers, definitely no edging. How can I stop looking at thots here? It's not as if I browse any other nsfw boards lately but Jow Forums has a fair amount of thots in many threads. I try to scroll down as quickly as I can but I feel like a loser by doing so. Just thinking about it a little I see your point.
Also, checked

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what's worse is that i feel like i'm back to day 0 from all these 40 days for fucking nothing and now i can't stop being stressed about this failure which impedes my ability to think and work

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>nofap three weeks
>no gf
>my life is still the same shit
>same lack of motivation, same lack of courage to approach women, same shit

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You fell for a literal autistic meme, congrats. Go and fap to your favorite porn now and enjoy it

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How am I supposed to do this noporn thing? Just close my eyes and imagine shit?

>6 weeks of nofap and noporn
>heaps of energy and focus
>no longer get random erections
>not sure if dick is still working

does edging for 10 minutes count as losing my streak?

Yes. Try to come up with your own sexual fantasy. What you would like to do with a girl.

I would kill men for Miss Kitty. She has no right being as sexy as she is.

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I made it a week thanks to keeping myself busy with work and school shit, but i'm afraid i might fail today. I'm bored, horny and already looked at thumbnails twice.
Send help anons

read the hackbook, it gives you the proper mindset

I'm halfway through it
It said not to try to quit before you've finished it, so technically i'm allowed a fap now, r-right?

fap but don't look at any smut

thank you senpai

It’s far easier to do /noporn/ with Insta thots and bikini/yoga YouTube videos. The point is you don’t want to be watching any dicks of any kind. But dancing sluts is biological.

i've tried this a few times but i always go back to the degenarate shit eventually. that's why i decided it's best to stop it completely

Yeah I mean I just do it whenever I feed the need to bust a nut. Maybe once every three days or so if I’m not actually getting pussy

Yesterday I got a chance to have sex with an extremely qt petite girl. Right as I'm about to put my dick in her it goes soft. The whole idea of sex doesn't seem exciting for some reason. Feel pretty embarrassed. We still sleep together naked. In the morning I wake up and I'm hard. Immediately start penetrating and cum in 4 seconds. Not kidding. 4 fcking seconds. The girl is like "wtf really?".
Will nofap cure me???

>nuts in 4 seconds
Just keep pumping her dude, when i cum after a minute, the girl is usually disappointed but I say “I’m not done” and flip them over and keep going. They’re surprised usually but in a good way

>5th day of nofap
>search youtube for underaged russian gymnasts
It can't be illegal if it's on youtube right guys?

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she's the only ASMR shit i can tolerate, it's pretty comfy when it's all in Russian so i can't cringe at all the crap she says

Alright that was the most disappointing nut I've ever busted. I did nofap for a week so I could switch to noporn. I'm still horny and the orgasm was weak as fuck, why do I keep on falling for these Jow Forums memes.

7 days in
Just had a great workout, woke up early and haven't eaten anything yet
Feels good but I don't feel anything sexual really

Nope.

nice humble brag faggot

Inb4 you become a Russian sleeper agent.

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> not knowing пo-pyccки
пидop

>fap 7-8 times a day.
>regularly save porn

Haha fuck. I think I might actually be addicted.

A-anyone know any good yoga youtube channels? For research

OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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no

bruh NoFap ain't even that hard
try 7 days watching hardporn WITHOUT touching
then come back

HELP

LMAOing at porn addicted bugmen trying to deny this. Enjoy smelling like cum

>Day27

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Kek