Autistic shit you do at the gym

ITT post all the dumb shit you do at your gym.
I'll start, show up with my half drank gallon of milk complete with 4 scoops of protein mix in it.
No one ever really says anything about it, but every now and again I notice people staring at it

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Fucking normie
That just looks like chocolate or a huge protein shake not weird

I yell "YEEEUUUUPPP!!!" like that guy from pawn stars at the end of every set

>that guy who lipsyncs to his music
>that guy who dances slightly to his music
>that guy who paces during compound lift rests
>that guy who always refills his water bottle before he drinks it all
>that guy who puts shit back where it belongs with no intention of using it
is me

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I grunt. A lot.

I headbang and tap my legs as if they are drums

>rap along silently with my favorite albums
>play air drums
>drink water from the fountain in between every set, sometimes multiple times
>talk to other people at the gym and offer to work in when people ask how many sets I have left
>deadlift without controlling the eccentric phase

>>that guy who lipsyncs to his music
Helps control breathing actually.

I stare at my phone after every set pretending to text to avoid eye contact with people around me.

>watch people and judge them for doing things, in space
>autistically keep tabs on how often people use the water fountain

You mean storage wars

none of those are bad

i circle around the bench or the weights or whatever it is im doing

just relentlessy walk around in circles in between sets

i kinda think of it as a wolf circling around his play but deep down i know i look autistic AF

THe most autistic thing I do at the gym is lift at home instead because I don't want to have to exercise near other people

I listen to vidya music

Haha fuck yeah

Not necessarily a bad thing; focusing on lifting rather than whether or not people are staring is probably for the best.

After I finish a set I look at myself in the mirror and quietly use my mouth to make the charge up noises from DBZ

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what? you just look at yourself and go "fwoo"?

You are a faggot.

>Lip syncs to music
>Slightly dances to music

This is me.

I wear chucks

Yeah, but I also flex while taking up a pose sort of like pic related but with a serious look on my face. Also instead of "fwoo" it's more of a "Dffweer". The D gives it more power.

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Naw he's probably in his head like "ahhhhhh...AH... AH... UHHHHHHHHHH! RRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHUUUUUHHHHH!!!!"

I lift baby weights (10-20lbs) on the machines then sit on them for 20-30 minutes looking at my phone during a rest phase. When people ask me to move, I just tell them I have another set.

No no, it's usually more like after they finish charging up when they're just standing around looking at the bad guy. I only actually pretend to go Super Saiyan on the occasion that I'm the onyl person in there

I bring my boom box and blast the High School Musical soundtrack

I take off my shoes for squats and deadlifts and I sometimes get some weird looks

>I only actually pretend to go Super Saiyan on the occasion that I'm the onyl person in there

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Do you have a quick lookaround whenever the n-word is coming up?

I show up in workout clothes and go home to shower

Same user

Fuck off tripfag

>>that guy who paces during compound lift rests
Am I supposed to just stand in one place and stare lifelessly into the void?

I like to strike JoJo poses in the mirror. I like to think I pull them off, but I know I look retarded.

Only Jojo fans would judge you.

>Dffweer
Pleb tier

PWWSSHHHHHH
god tier

>fix my hair in the mirror
>sip water between sets
>don't talk to people that I've seen daily for 3 years

You are supposed to get on Instagram and snapchat you sperglord.

I will dance all-out to my music if I'm feeling good enough. I'm big enough now that no one questions it, feelsgoodman

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Curl into Arnolds press 30kg dbs erryday before and after my daily set.