Tfw you realize Ellen is just 12 years younger than Dolly Parton. How does she do it?
Skincare
Andrew Williams
Jordan Morgan
makeup obviously
every single person on american tv is slathered in it
Aaron Moore
>12 years between women
That's like 36 in human years
Ryan Cooper
Retin A, non acidic cleanser, moisturizer (only if you have dry skin), drinking lots of water, avoiding the sun, and HGH
Jacob Sanchez
>Choosing a touched up picture of Ellen vs a candid picture of Dolly Parton
>Not realising that there is a fucking huge difference between 60 and 72.
Cooper Bell
12 years at 60 is just a 20% increase
Sebastian Jones
Photoshop and cherry-picking.
Logan Nelson
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Parker Parker
Ellen has French, English, German, and Irish. Dolly has English, Scottish, Irish, German, Welsh, Scots-Irish/Northern Irish. They're virtually identical genetically.
Evan Allen
This is not how it works. People of the same descent aren't genetically identical
Camden Morales
They look similar enough, the rest is just hair style
Owen Robinson
12 years difference in women is the same as in dog years.
I'd still probably fugg gilf dolly instead of twink-looking Helen
Thomas Powell
>genes
>no drugs
>healthy lifestyle
>no plasicsurgery
About that
James Thomas
Underrated post.
Christian Martinez
>what is cherry picking?
Gabriel Campbell
Rub those two braincells together and try to figure this one out yourself.
Sebastian Wood
You're just cherry picking, the left one is also obviously shopped
Landon James
Am I sensing some cope here?
Jason Fisher
Cope with what? That you are cherry picking and not coping with the fact that Ellen has a secret skincare routine that Dolly doesn't?
Angel Howard
Do you seriously believe that every single makeup-less photo is doctored? Fucking kek, how delusional can you get? What about this one?
Gabriel Collins
Again you're cherry picking, if you put her next to her plastic girlfriend obviously she's going to look older, it's basically an optical illusion, keep coping
Alexander Cooper
Dolly Parton used a lot of make up and plastic surgery to maintain her looks...
Ellen is...well...a giant dyke and didn't really care about looking attractive so she wasn't ravaged by makeup or ruined her face with EXCESSIVE plastic surgery.
Just bare minimum skin care and occasional blast of spunk from the her Wifes' black bull Jamal.
That's it.
We'll see how well she ages in the next 12 years.
Samuel Hill
One takes care of herself but also gracefully accepts and works with what comes worth aging. The other didn't take care and tries to defy something inevitable.
I suppose Ellen is also still an active net profit so she gets better treatment.
Joseph Powell
They're caked in equal amounts of shit breh.
Andrew Morris
now then
Gabriel Rogers
>mfw he swallowed bait after bait after bait
Brayden Gray
lesbianism