"You're not that big user"

Y-you too

My man.

Lana Rhoades? I would trade my gains for you bb

no, it's mackayla maroney

Nuff said.

>Good thing I know what girls really want
Flexs a 'cep

Peanut butter hides all greenz

>your tits arent that firm

>turn 2520 degrees and walk away

"I already know that you cheeky cunt. I only started two months ago and these things take time." I'd probably say something like that and take it in stride since critiscism helps motivate me. Also who gives a fuck what some random ass thot says on the road to making it. If she doesn't believe in my gains then she can begone

At least I'm not as big as those fake ass lips. You look like a duck you dumb cunt

>completely dismisses years worth of lifting and hard work in the matter of five words

bitch looks ridiculous after those surgeries
you would think that at this point thots would realize that this path leads only to uncanny valley

Not for you.

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Y-yeah I try and keep my size smaller so I stay as competitive as possible in my weight class.

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>2016
What the FUCK? I thought that was a few months ago. Jow Forums seriously fucks up your sense of time.

I thought you were kidding until I checked. What the fuck did she do to her face?

It was a few months ago. At the earliest it was in the summer.

So why does it say 2016?

I know, I’m still able to fit through doorways and that’s a problem.

Yeah but I could still kick your ass.

*lick

Burst out laughing in a parking lot and was getting stared at briefly due to the superfluous nature of my laughter... /10

>gf literally said this to me

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You're not that tight, roastie

Oh shit i thought it was 2017
Damn.

It is a shit test, he got that right, but he failed it miserably. You take shit tests in stride, for example you throw a curve ball back at the bitch.

been a while since Ive seen that one

Teach us o wise chadanon

Nah I recognize this, someone posted this a few months ago as well. Like half a year ago.

You're simply not big enough, dicklet.

Fine, whatever, say "don't test me" bro

You’re not that hot

You don't even compete

>Dating a pornstar
first mistake

I want to be your dog

>my tits are bigger than yours

You’re not that hot.

'neither are u' or something else playful/dumb, not many other ways to reply

>that image
feels bad man

Retardation. This bitch uses the new mirror, cell phones to constantly look at her self. Spent money to inject chemicals into her lips like a fucking dummy.

>cock hand back
>slap her hard enough across the face to burst blood vessels in her eye, she's tearing up, tenderly rubbing at the blue-black welt on her cheek
>get up out of chair, people around me are concerned but i'm so physically imposing that nobody gets any closer than 15 feet, most look up at me then immediately return to what they are doing
>kneel down and grab a fistful of her hair with my left hand, and hammer-punch her repeatedly with my right
>her plastic nose starts to crack and pop as i continually hit her and she's so stunned and terrified at this point all she can do is make restrained yelps of pain and fear after each hit
>release my grip on her and allow her to lay her head back on the concrete in only a brief moment of respite
>she lets out a meek, frightened sigh of relief until i take a confident 2 step wind-up back and dash forward and soccer kick her in the head
>her skull lets out a stomach churning, dull gong as her head bounces off the concrete
>she lays there bloody and broken
>grab my blue camo fidget spinner and cookies n cream protein shake off the table and walk off

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Sidebar: does anyone else feel like they wouldn't enjoy having sex with someone who looks like that? Is that just a cope that subconsciously exists in my mind?

Jesus who hurt you

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>implying I wasn’t too busy checking out her tits to listen to anything she said

it's a cope brah.

You're not that cute.

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>*entirely fictional greentext scenario relating to a picture featuring some instagram thot with millions of followers meant to play on the insecurities of the incels who dwell in this hellhole of a forum*

What do?

5.5/10

>I wasn't expecting your body to be faker than your personality

lol shitest question
>yea if i were any bigger i would like a clown in suits.

oops i meant
>yea if i were any bigger i would look like a clown in suits.

I would just slap the shake out of her hand

whip out my dick
>you're right

Look her in the eyes for 2 seconds and right after that punch her extremly hard in her ugly bitch face.
As she falls to the ground I stomp her face rapidly until there is nothing left but red meat

B-but 5'10 is the average global male h-height!

Lightning is bad, didn't eat enough carbs, i'm flat, don't even have a pump, i'm way bigger than this.

> What are you drinking?
> Looks like something that comes out of a sick cows asshole.
> How much did you pay for that crap?
> Really that much!?

Seriously tho what is that shit?

Muhammad would be proud

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>autistic
>underage
which one are you?

what movie is this referencing?

Mice and men

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Jeez. The team doctor shows one little bit of interest and she turns into a turbo brapthot. She needs Jesus in her life.

...

>wait til you see my penis

Completely unironically it's almost funny how well women react to outright bragging about your penis and how much sex you have even though it's tacky as fuck. I got proper durnk and joked about my dick leaving those hottentots second and suddenly all the girls were all over my dick.

Yep sounds like cope

your tits are amazing.

eat big

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>*unzips dick*
Yeah, you don't unzip your dick retard

>being this new

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Make the thot suck me off.

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>grab my blue camo fidget spinner and cookies n cream protein shake off the table and walk off
A man of taste

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I felt depressed and reading this made me laugh my fucking ass off.

Thanks Jow Forums, never change

She's testing you if she says something like that. Just reply with something like "don't test me". She looks like she could be a sub, so it's the best way to respond

how goddamn deep into NEETdom can one go?

I don't even know anymore. I swear i was laughing at that thread during the summer.

You know what I'm saying?

>21st birthday
>Went to a beer pong tournament with friends
>Wearing muscle tee, all my friends are dyels
>Was pretty trashed by this point
>Sitting at table with a friend
>Two qts approach
>"Hey do you wanna play pool with us?"
>"Ok."
>One of them is all over me but I show no interest I just wanted to hangout with my friends
>Also was an awkward virgin so I wouldn't have known what to do anyway
>She literally hugs my arm at one point and I awkwardly shrug her off
>Later on I'm alone
>Both of them approach
>"Just because you have muscles doesn't mean you can treat my friend like shit."
>"What do you mean?"
>"You fucking pushed her off of you you piece of shit."
>"No I didn-"
>These slags must've gone to the bathroom and pissed in a cup because they dumped piss on my head
>Didn't know what to do so just leave
>The next Friday they are both at that same bar
>Get forced to dance with one of them, "You don't want a repeat of last time do ya?"
>Get basically molested, she mads my chest hair and holds on to my glutes and shit
>Powerless to do anything about it
>Go back to sit with my friends
>Basically pic related was the scene
>They tell me I should smash her
>Felt completely emasculated so that was impossible
>I give her a fake phone number and never ever go back there again

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Hey Austin

just like your career

you're delusional

jesus christ you are a beta

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>not wanting a femdomfu

bitch I'll fucking drop you

jesus that's pretty beta

>y-yes I am

>Yeah, why is that a problem? I don't bother you about your chicken legs

I fucking hate for making up believable fake stories.

>cute girl just talked to me
Y-you too