I did Nofap now mmy girlfriend is pregnant

Stressing the fuck out about
Probably have to leave home now
Fml
Any advice

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>being a cuck

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What is the relevance to nofap?

assuming instead of nofap he let out all his sexual urges on gf

abort or look for parenting guide/put for adoption

My gf cheated because I wouldn’t have sex or masturbate in order to be more alpha

A fucking dog can have a kid, it takes a man to help raise one

HAHA NIGGA U GAY

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Not having sex is pretty beta mate

Good goy

Nofap means you don't fap, not that you don't have sex idiot. If the kid isn't yours, you can drop the girl and move on. Unless you live in Canada or some shit where they can make you pay child support.

My gf told me she was late by a week and within 45 seconds i had bummed a cigarette, walked outside and smoked half of it before she said "well I got it now!"

run dude, run

bro what

>i wouldnt have sex
>to be more alpha
no fucking way

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>assuming instead of nofap he let out all his sexual urges on gf
Isn't this kind of the point of nofap? To increase test and get laid?
OP is a retard, prolly didn't use a condom

t. 35-year-old roastie

>nofap
>doesn't have sex
I think you don't understand how nofap works

HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAH

the total state of Jow Forums

dip the fuck out, she was using you for sex
You'll find someone else bro

the bro took the memepill irl

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Quads confirm. OP is a fucking meme cuck

bro, nobody said you couldn't have sex.

you're taking it to the next level

This has to be satire

A fucking kid can have a man, it takes a dog to help raise one